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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Thoughts about the �shy voters� thing. First you�re admitting that your guy is so embarrassing that you won�t admit to a pollster that you�re voting for him? Second, Trump voters never shut the duck up about it. They steer every conversation to trump and/or Her Emails. Third I work with Trump voters and have to be circumspect because they absolutely retaliate against liberals.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:25

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:27

Captain Cool: Oct 23, 2004; This is a song about messin' with people who've been messin' with you

Cosmik Slop posted:

History goons: has there ever been a race where one candidate was doing this well by simply showing up and existing while the other guy was busy mag dumping full auto rounds into his own foot

Reminds me of the California governor race in 2010. As I remember it, Meg Whitman spent $140 million of her own money running ads everywhere and then Jerry Brown showed up a couple months before the election, spent 30% as much, and won by 13 points

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:25

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

Johnny Aztec posted:

Mormons murdered a traveling group of Arkansans, and I will never forgive them.

Cool, the 2nd loving image in the first dump I click on imgur after this thread.

Is he begging for money on instagram now?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:25

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

poisonpill posted:

Thoughts about the �shy voters� thing. First you�re admitting that your guy is so embarrassing that you won�t admit to a pollster that you�re voting for him? Second, Trump voters never shut the duck up about it. They steer every conversation to trump and/or Her Emails. Third I work with Trump voters and have to be circumspect because they absolutely retaliate against liberals.

I saw another article yesterday about how there could be BIDEN hidden voters in Trump country for that very reason.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:26

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Zugzwang posted:

Yeah, she did a lot of harm. I have a hard time forgiving John McCain for creating that particular monster. Of course, what she did was only possible because USA, but she also helped normalize a lot of repugnant stuff.

While I am definitely not a fan of McCain I think his choice might have done some good. Palin was always heading toward the spotlight but such a high profile loss soured her on politics and who knows how much worse she would have been if she stuck around.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:26

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Mormons murdered a traveling group of Arkansans, and I will never forgive them.

Was that where they dressed up as natives and ambushed a settler convoy headed west?
Jon Krakauer writes about it a bunch in Kingdom of Heaven

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:27

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

poisonpill posted:

Thoughts about the “shy voters” thing. First you’re admitting that your guy is so embarrassing that you won’t admit to a pollster that you’re voting for him? Second, Trump voters never shut the duck up about it. They steer every conversation to trump and/or Her Emails. Third I work with Trump voters and have to be circumspect because they absolutely retaliate against liberals.

I listened to Rush Limbaugh yesterday and he took a call from a guy. Dude says "I've been polled five times. I always say Trump is terrible and I love Biden". Limbaugh was like "ok...cool...I guess?"

Like what's the benefit? How does that help Trump to pretend you hate him?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:28

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I listened to Rush Limbaugh yesterday and he took a call from a guy. Dude says "I've been polled five times. I always say Trump is terrible and I love Biden". Limbaugh was like "ok...cool...I guess?"

Like what's the benefit? How does that help Trump to pretend you hate him?

He was only pretending to not be presidential

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:29

A Pack of Kobolds: Mar 23, 2007

John Barron doesn't have a lot to do these days.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:30

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shinjobi posted:

I remember looking that up, and laughing way too hard at the first five minutes.

It's like: establishing shot of a snow covered house in a blizzard, knock on the door, Palin opens the door and two Russian soldiers in uniform ask for her assistance and then I think it jumped right into sex.

It's porn, it doesn't need a ton of setup, but I remember laughing pretty hard at how quickly it moved.

I think there was bad CG of their broken down tank on fire outside.

Also, a later released bonus scene where Princess Palin is sad she lost, so Obama the knight in shining armor fucks her to cheer her up.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:32

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Ashmole posted:

Listening to "the daily" (NYT podcast) and it's about people stocking up on guns. I love hearing the "light" Trump supporters, people who say they "disagree with him sometimes", still just loving mimicking everything he says. Some guy managed to talk about cancel culture as a reason he's buying guns.

I love the meaningless republican buzzwords that are introduced into the world by right-wing media, and used constantly until the next one comes along. If you hear a phrase like "cancel culture" or "anchor baby" unironically, you can rest assured that the person who spoke it can be completely ignored.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:32

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

TotalLossBrain posted:

Was that where they dressed up as natives and ambushed a settler convoy headed west?
Jon Krakauer writes about it a bunch in Kingdom of Heaven

Yeah, I think so. They killed off the men, most of the women, and kept the children for themselves.

pro starcraft loser posted:

I saw another article yesterday about how there could be BIDEN hidden voters in Trump country for that very reason.

When I mentioned I was going to go vote yesterday, I was told " As long as you dont vote Biden. You aren't voting Biden, right?" I had to lie and say No.
It's not worth the screaming, drawn out fight that would have occurred.
I imagine there are a good bit of people in Red places that have to keep their Biden voting on the downlow.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:34

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Virginia Slams posted:

I really didn't need that image. Can we go back to Rudy jerking off?

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:34

malder: Feb 7, 2005; Grimey Drawer

I'm only 20 minutes in Vic Berger's Portrait of Trump and I'm already on the brink of insanity. This is worse than any horror movie, funnier than any comedy I've seen in a very long time. I will try to watch all of it, but it's not easy. Try it.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:35

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

mono posted:

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:36

Stryder: Oct 3, 2002

Zugzwang posted:

Yeah, she did a lot of harm. I have a hard time forgiving John McCain for creating that particular monster. Of course, what she did was only possible because USA, but she also helped normalize a lot of repugnant stuff.

Every time you see something from the Lincoln Project, I want you all to remember that Lincoln Project founder Steve Schmidt is the man who personally selected Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and gave her a national platform.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:36

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Tempura Wizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Ln43bGdj0

connor o'malley* is so good lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:37

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Stryder posted:

Every time you see something from the Lincoln Project, I want you all to remember that Lincoln Project founder Steve Schmidt is the man who personally selected Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and gave her a national platform.

Good give him control of all VP selection going forward imho

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:40

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Stryder posted:

Every time you see something from the Lincoln Project, I want you all to remember that Lincoln Project founder Steve Schmidt is the man who personally selected Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and gave her a national platform.

Yeah. This is an "Enemy of my Enemy" thing. Schmidt is a horrible person, but he hates Trump. Not because of anything Trump has down, but because Trump is loud and crass.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:40

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Johnny Aztec posted:

Cool, thanks. I regret asking. My mind, and soul, are further tainted with this cursed knowledge.

Philthy posted:

I really didn't need that image. Can we go back to Rudy jerking off?

It's like It Follows. The only way those of us with the knowledge of The Ladybugs can be granted respite from the pain is to spread it to others.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:40

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

Stryder posted:

Every time you see something from the Lincoln Project, I want you all to remember that Lincoln Project founder Steve Schmidt is the man who personally selected Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and gave her a national platform.

The fact they are so anti-Trump blows my mind. Not even the most libby lib lib Bernie supporters are as harsh as Lincoln Project has been.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:41

InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

poisonpill posted:

Thoughts about the �shy voters� thing. First you�re admitting that your guy is so embarrassing that you won�t admit to a pollster that you�re voting for him? Second, Trump voters never shut the duck up about it. They steer every conversation to trump and/or Her Emails. Third I work with Trump voters and have to be circumspect because they absolutely retaliate against liberals.

i had a customer wearing a t shirt with a big "SILENT MAJORITY" on the upper left of her shirt.
she was very vocal about who she was supporting (guess who!).

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:41

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Johnny Aztec posted:

Mormons murdered a traveling group of Arkansans, and I will never forgive them.

They massacred a lot of people traveling west too. James Buchanan was on the verge of having the US Army capture and execute Brigham Young and various other mormon terrorists, but he didn't because he was the worst president in history until 2016.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:42

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/laurenpeikoff/status/1321818304491753474?s=20

quote:

Today, Jerry Falwell, Jr., the former President and Chancellor of Liberty University, sued the school founded by his father, Dr. Jerry Falwell, which Falwell, Jr. saved from financial collapse and built into the leading Evangelical Christian university in the world over his 13-year stewardship as President.
In his Complaint filed in the Commonwealth of Virginia Circuit Court for the City of Lynchburg, Mr. Falwell claims that Liberty University needlessly injured and damaged his reputation through a series of statements, published in print and spoken in large public forums and streamed online, following his forced resignation from the University.

According to the Complaint, these statements had the effect of affirming false claims that an individual made publicly against Mr. Falwell after years-long attempts at extortion against Falwell and his wife Becki.

Based on research and investigation, this individual appears to be supported financially by political opponents of Mr. Falwell in the midst of a heated presidential campaign, likely including the anti-Trump political action committee called The Lincoln Project.
The Complaint, which includes claims of Defamation and Breach of Contract, alleges that Liberty University officials accepted the false claims against Mr. Falwell without investigation to force his resignation, and then engaged in a campaign to “tarnish, minimize, and outright destroy the legacy of the Falwell family and Mr. Falwell’s reputation.”

“We attempted to meet several times with the Liberty University Board of Trustees Executive Committee but were unsuccessful in doing so. Thus, we were forced to seek remedy for Mr. Falwell’s ongoing injuries and damage to his reputation through the Court,” said Robert Raskopf of Quinn Emanuel, the lead counsel representing Mr. Falwell.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:42

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Captain Cool posted:

Reminds me of the California governor race in 2010. As I remember it, Meg Whitman spent $140 million of her own money running ads everywhere and then Jerry Brown showed up a couple months before the election, spent 30% as much, and won by 13 points

LOL!!! Most Californians HATED her, and she couldn't understand why.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:44

Kung Food: Dec 11, 2006; PORN WIZARD

Shinjobi posted:

I remember looking that up, and laughing way too hard at the first five minutes.

It's like: establishing shot of a snow covered house in a blizzard, knock on the door, Palin opens the door and two Russian soldiers in uniform ask for her assistance and then I think it jumped right into sex.

It's porn, it doesn't need a ton of setup, but I remember laughing pretty hard at how quickly it moved.

This scene had some of the best lines in porn.
"Do you boys want a drink?"
"But we are already drunk."

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:45

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1321838746107408385?s=20

quote:

Two right-wing political operatives at the center of a robocall scam in Detroit and other U.S. cities have been ordered to call their victims back with a corrective message. Jack Burkman, 54, from Arlington, Virginia and Jacob Wohl, 22, from Los Angeles were ordered by a U.S. district court Wednesday to issue “curative” robocalls to individuals that were previously targeted by an alleged voter-intimidation scheme.

According to officials, the new robocall must be made by 5 p.m. Thursday and must contain the following message:

“At the direction of a United States district court, this call is intended to inform you that a federal court has found that the message you previously received regarding mail-in voting from Project 1599, a political organization founded by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl, contained false information that has had the effect of intimidating voters, and thus interfering with the upcoming presidential election, in violation of federal voting-rights laws.”

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:46

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321856046974050305?s=19

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:47

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/CoCopugscience/status/1321515912634208260

Governor Abbot deploying the national guard to protect your genitalia!

Have you been reading this thread?! With all the balls flying around, no one�s genitals are safe.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:48

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1321838746107408385?s=20

hahahah, please make them set up a hotline for people to just call and berate them, and they have to sit through all of it.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:48

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

maga.jpg

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:51

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Groovelord Neato posted:

maga.jpg

white entitled people trying to run over black suffering people, yep maga af.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:53

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1321856046974050305?s=19

Lol he never responds to right wing domestic terrorism in the US.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:53

tpink: Feb 18, 2013; Melman

dick wizard posted:

its like they're seeing an old friend

While AFH is out this week, let's all relive this magic:

A Fancy Hat posted:

You know, they talk about death. Death this and.... death.... the other thing. And I almost died, okay? I almost died but I didn't and that's the important thing, isn't it? You don't die, not every day, although you might be... you might be thinking about it.

A year ago, maybe it was 2, I don't... but it was Halloween. It was a Halloween, or OLD HOLLOW'S DAY as they called it loooong ago, but I was President. And they let the kids come up, they come up in the costume and you give them the candy and they go away. They do some incredible thing with the costumes now, don't they? You see a dinosaur, an incredible thing, and there's a kid in there somewhere. And you look for the face and it's not there and for a moment maybe you think, oh no, they sent a dinosaur, but then it's not, it's a kid. You give the kid they candy and they leave and... well.... that's the treat, isn't it?

So you do this for a while, and you get incredibly bored and the wife? The wife says a very bad thing about the children, she's NOT A FAN of the children. She has one herself and she... they've got something else going on. He likes to take the photos with the camera, you know. He takes the photos and he cuts out the eyes and says "Father, I made you this. It's how I see the world now. Perhaps you'd like to see it this way, too?" And you distract him with the cyber and try and forget, but you never really do, do you? So Melania T is bored, I'm bored, and the kids keep coming, but then they stop. But then there's one more, isn't there?

A little boy comes up to me, okay, he comes up and he's dressed as a skeleton and he has on the red hat, the red hat we all love, right? I did tremendous things for the red hat, they're doing numbers like never before, the red hats are flying off the shelves. And I guess one flew onto this boy as well. So I give him the candy and he looks at me, he's looking at me and I'm looking at him and then he points. He points and there's nothing there and he says "You'll be resting there soon, Mr. President, SIR."

So I turn to Melania and I say "Do you see this kid?" but the kid is gone and you never see him again. But, and nobody knows this, nobody heard this until now, but the kid has been coming back. He's been talking to me more and more. When I went into Walter Reed, the incredible hospital named after the man who invented the saxophone? The little boy was there, wearing the costume. And he started laughing but it didn't sound like a laugh, oh no, it sounded like dry leaves blowing in the wind. Which is... not good, folks, not good.

And that's... I'm a pretty great guy, right? People love me, but this boy... he keeps telling me things, talking about some things that are really bad. He calls me names that nobody called me since I was a little boy myself, and that's... well.

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

Excuse me.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:56

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

A good set of LOLs for the morning

Billie Eilish wasn�t invited to Trump�s COVID ad campaign because she�s �destroying the country�

quote:

Now a Washington Post story has some more details on how the HHS chose which celebrities to approach about joining this thing, and�hold on for the shock of your life�the administration apparently made a point to exclude famous people who had ever been critical of Donald Trump or had ever �supported former president Barack Obama, gay rights, or same-sex marriage.� 274 celebrities were apparently considered, and only 10 were ever approved. That list apparently did not include people like Jennifer Lopez, whose Super Bowl performance was deemed critical of Trump�s immigration policies (that�s how The Washington Post puts it, but that�s an awfully gentle way of saying that his administration put children in cages and separated them from their parents with no plans for how to reunite some of them) or Billie Eilish, who the Trump administration reportedly says is �destroying our country and everything we care about.�

The gently caress Billie do?!?

quote:

As for the 10 who were approved and who agreed to participate, they were Quaid (as previously mentioned), CeCE Winans, Marc Anthony, Shulem Lemmer, Dr. Oz, Billy Ray Cyrus, Miranda Lambert, Garth Brooks, Dwyane Wade, and Enrique Iglesias. Of those 10, three actually sat down for interviews that would be used in the campaign, but all of them have since apparently withdrawn their consent, meaning there�s absolutely nothing to show for all the taxpayer money that Trump and his goons threw at this. It would almost be hilarious if it weren�t so depressingly predictable.

Lmao. Dwayne Wade is an odd one because he is publicly supportive of trans rights.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:57

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

I mean, I think her music is terrible too, but destroying the country is a bit of a stretch.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

priznat posted:

A good set of LOLs for the morning

Billie Eilish wasn�t invited to Trump�s COVID ad campaign because she�s �destroying the country�

The gently caress Billie do?!?

Lmao. Dwayne Wade is an odd one because he is publicly supportive of trans rights.

quote:

As for the 10 who were approved and who agreed to participate, they were Quaid (as previously mentioned), CeCE Winans, Marc Anthony, Shulem Lemmer, Dr. Oz, Billy Ray Cyrus, Miranda Lambert, Garth Brooks, Dwyane Wade, and Enrique Iglesias.

Lol at this lameo bench.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:59

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

The most powerful man in the world can't handle criticism from a teenager, lol

# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:00

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Stryder posted:

Every time you see something from the Lincoln Project, I want you all to remember that Lincoln Project founder Steve Schmidt is the man who personally selected Sarah Palin as McCain's running mate and gave her a national platform.

Yeah, there's like an entire book about how much he regretted that decision. It wasn't even written by him, just by people who watched.

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 20:27

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zugzwang posted:

The most powerful man in the world can't handle criticism from a teenager, lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072?s=20

giving brain means felatio btw. trump does not have good brains or genes, and didn't understand.

# ? Oct 29, 2020 18:01

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