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Tubgoat posted:My cat isn't a human and I treat him pretty okay, aside from molesting him like constantly. I will not stop, I got a thicker shirt. No moleste el gato por favor
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Heath posted:No moleste el gato por favor
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Tubgoat posted:My cat isn't a human and I treat him pretty okay, aside from molesting him like constantly. I will not stop, I got a thicker shirt. Future Tubgoat posted:i didnt gently caress my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats.
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Oct 31, 2020 03:17
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I mean, you can put your penis near my cat all you want, I will not stop you.
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Oct 31, 2020 03:19
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Tubgoat posted:I mean, you can put your penis near my cat all you want, I will not stop you. is this a euphemism
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Oct 31, 2020 03:25
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In soviet Tubgoat, pussy grabs YOU!
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rydiafan posted:In soviet Tubgoat, pussy grabs YOU!  We took away a bunch of his teeth and he has calmed down considerably. He was a rescue, parents picked him 'cause he's a seal-point tabby (beautiful critter) but just had the absolute worst temperament and had been returned no fewer than two times. Turns out his teeth were hosed all to hell and he was in constant pain. Now with his mouth fixed, he occasionally snuggles and is useful in calming Dad the gently caress down. He is basically a completely different animal than the one we brought home two years ago. 
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Oct 31, 2020 03:36
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oldpainless posted:Spoken like a true nazi More like olddumbass
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The Bloop posted:is this a euphemism I think it's a goon trying to generate content for the schad thread.
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I think it would be extremely funny if The Bloop got their penis near Murderface, it would not stay attached to The Bloop for long.
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Tubgoat posted:I think it would be extremely funny if The Bloop got their penis near Murderface, it would not stay attached to The Bloop for long. misanthropy and animal abuse nice
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Oct 31, 2020 03:54
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Do not put your genitals in or near The Zone
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Tubgoat posted:
Sounds like something a mate of mine would say after punching some rear end in a top hat at the pub.
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rodbeard posted:We even hired them on as technical consultants for Disney: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_and_the_Moon Werner von braun and the rocket ship, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Adolf hitler tried to rule the world, no no no no. Walt disney created mickey mouse, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Mr Adolf Eichmann hanged by the neck. Dead dead dead dead Let's play Twister, let's play Risk (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) See you in hell if you're a nazi jerk (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Now Werner did you hear about this one? Tell me did your rockets fly? Werner are you goofing on us? Hey baby? Hey baby, did your rocket launch? If you believed they wrote the man and the moon, man and the moon.......
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Oct 31, 2020 17:24
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Von Braun was getting dragged almost as soon as the NACA formed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro
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PainterofCrap posted:Von Braun was getting dragged almost as soon as the NACA formed. There were protests against him in Huntsville when Huntsvillians found out he was working at Redstone. Now the local civic center is named after him.
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Humphreys posted:Sounds like something a mate of mine would say after punching some rear end in a top hat at the pub. 
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https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1322186613720551427?s=21
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nuclear grade cringe right here
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Oct 31, 2020 19:17
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I still don't understand Twitter.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still don't understand Twitter. Be glad, because the understanding would be the end of you.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still don't understand Twitter. It's like gloves for your feet.
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Paladinus posted:It's like gloves for your feet.  ?
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Paladinus posted:It's like gloves for your feet. Gloves for your feet or socks for your hands?
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Fun Fact: The opposite of socks are pants.
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Um, I have a question. Are feet shoes?
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Picnic Princess posted:Um, I have a question. Feet are shoes for your skeleton.
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Nov 1, 2020 03:21
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your feet can get degloved but not desocked I'm sure that proves something
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Picnic Princess posted:Um, I have a question. Depends on how many callouses you have.
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Biplane posted:Feet are shoes for your skeleton. That's what I loving thought!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Fun Fact: The opposite of socks are pants. Surely the opposite of socks are hats? Or perhaps belts? Or actually, utillity belts.
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The opposite of socks is checkers.
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"I hate killing babies." Sounds like a change in career is needed, then?
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I can hear the leftmost photograph.
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Stoatbringer posted:"I hate killing babies." "Virgins against abortion". Brutal.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:The opposite of socks is checkers.
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OwlFancier posted:Surely the opposite of socks are hats? What? No, the opposite of a belt is a v-neck shirt. I know you were just joking but, frankly, it's a little irresponsible. Children could be reading this thread.
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wesleywillis posted:Gloves for your feet or socks for your hands? everyone knows gloves are shoes for your hands. everyone look at this dude who doesnt know the word handschuh in german
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snergle posted:everyone knows gloves are shoes for your hands. everyone look at this dude who doesnt know the word handschuh in german But at the same time, toes are just the fingers of the foot in many languages In conclusion, digits and their coverings are a land of contrasts
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Tubgoat posted:It was a good try. Ah, well. You win none, you lose most. I’m just fighting for a draw.
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