TRUMP 1460: HAVE A GOOD LIFE, WE WILL SEE YOU SOON!

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Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

Excuse me, but the way *I* poison myself is the most superior

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

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# ? May 13, 2024 00:07

Skrode: May 9, 2018

Plinkey posted:

if texas goes blue i get to kick good soup in the rear end and balls

if texas goes blue i will wear a cowboy hat to work the rest of the year

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

2DCAT posted:

The height of "Good" in vodka is the absence of taste and smell. Aka, it's the only spirit where if you have any opinion other than "meh" it means it's technically bad. It's literally the Joe biden of alcohol. just lmbo if you favor abv over abv with soul and body

That's right

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Plinkey posted:

if texas goes blue i get to kick good soup in the rear end and balls

if that happens, it will be in spite of the texas dems efforts, which is nothing but this:

https://twitter.com/ScrubUnoriginal/status/1322990560551047168?s=20

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Rocks posted:

seen 3 biden ads during the Dallas Philly game, and 0 for trump

somewhere brad parscale is crying (and drunk, and shirtless, possibly in jail)

hows Deon Sanders these days?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Bulgakov posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:23

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Rocks posted:

seen 3 biden ads during the Dallas Philly game, and 0 for trump

somewhere brad parscale is crying (and drunk, and shirtless, possibly in jail)

Keep going

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:24

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

the fact that people actually believe the story that voters are still deciding means, really, that lots of people are extremely stupid and there's nothing to be done about it.

also, on a different topic, I was wondering if anybody knew what the Q stance on chemtrails might be, I was driving a bunch of today and there were definite chemtrails.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:24

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

ScrubLeague posted:

if that happens, it will be in spite of the texas dems efforts, which is nothing but this:

https://twitter.com/ScrubUnoriginal/status/1322990560551047168?s=20

Just fuckin' imagine if we had a medicare-for-all candidate

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:24

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

2DCAT posted:

The height of "Good" in vodka is the absence of taste and smell. Aka, it's the only spirit where if you have any opinion other than "meh" it means it's technically bad. It's literally the Joe biden of alcohol. just lmbo if you favor abv over abv with soul and body

the point of alcohol is the effect not the taste, thus vodka is basically perfect

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:24

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Rocks posted:

seen 3 biden ads during the Dallas Philly game, and 0 for trump

somewhere brad parscale is crying (and drunk, and shirtless, possibly in jail)

there was one trying to say that biden is actually the racist candidate

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

1000000000000000000000000% no

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Skrode: May 9, 2018

my go-to is a session ipa and some jameson, zinfandel and weed to round out the night

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Plinkey posted:

rythmic dick slapping

the beat of the meat

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

Sec of labor I think, so basically the only guy who gets ignored more than hud

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

the fact that people actually believe the story that voters are still deciding means, really, that lots of people are extremely stupid and there's nothing to be done about it.

also, on a different topic, I was wondering if anybody knew what the Q stance on chemtrails might be, I was driving a bunch of today and there were definite chemtrails.

im an undecided voter, can you milk me?

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:25

Homocow: Apr 24, 2007; Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!; Pillbug

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

hahahahahahaha

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

I hope not

He should stay in the senate

also lol no

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

Fluoride Jones: Aug 24, 2009; toot toot

Or was he going to be on some senatorial labor committee? Whatever, it don't matter. None of this matters

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

of course not

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

Bill Barr is more likely to get a position in Biden's cabinet than Bernie.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:26

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

bernie sanders gets to be the dude who has to lug around the nuclear football

*bernie running gif*

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:27

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Giga Gaia posted:

thank you for opening the door for me. almost late for my shift.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:27

Jay-V: Nov 8, 2009

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

rofl

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:27

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Oh yeah there was one of these Trump terrorist caravans driving through my neighborhood in Philly today. Just ten minutes of me yelling "fascist fucks" out my window on a Sunday afternoon, love my country.

T Bowl posted:

this would rule, spreading us out isn't inherently bad. real estate prices are loving ridiculous.

also i have a theory that I am sure has been discussed before but it involves liberals moving to smaller population red states to drive down costs in major markets, win those electoral votes and senate, and create even more of a melting pot... it would never happen but it would actually take very little sacrifice from leftist overall to outright own the house, senate, and presidency while also hurting the inflation of hip young cities.

This was my big hope from this pandemic. At least around here, quite a few people have moved out of the city and into the suburbs at least. I think it's going to be really difficult for a lot of employers to dial back their WFH setups which will let people move around a lot more.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:27

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Tom Gorman posted:

"whew, with trump gone now things can get back to normal" and then next year 750k more people die of covid and the stock market collapses

its great that trump rolled basic pandemic response into the culture war to skirt responsibility so we�re hosed no matter what

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:27

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

2DCAT posted:

The height of "Good" in vodka is the absence of taste and smell. Aka, it's the only spirit where if you have any opinion other than "meh" it means it's technically bad. It's literally the Joe biden of alcohol. just lmbo if you favor abv over abv with soul and body

There's a ton of vodka in Russia that has a flavor by drsign. The whole "must be tasteless" thing is a byproduct of American legislation, not any sort of tradition or cultural practice.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

Skrode: May 9, 2018

Chinatown posted:

bernie sanders gets to be the dude who has to lug around the nuclear football

*bernie running gif*

they're gonna put bernie in the experimental EVA

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Giga Gaia posted:

I thought this was the cum factory, my mistake

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

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actionjackson posted:

the point of voting is the effect not the taste, thus biden is basically perfect

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Next-Gen posted:

weren't there already two fences and walls erected from the protests that they left up? this is just gonna be some kinda labyrinth come january

https://i.imgur.com/BQAnqt9.mp4

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

euphronius posted:

he may actually not know that

....lol gently caress you might be right

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Rocks posted:

will bernie have a cabinet position if biden wins

secretary of our hearts

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:28

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Plinkey posted:

if texas goes blue i get to kick good soup in the rear end and balls

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:29

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

BERNIE...SANDERS...you are REQUESTED at the TESTING chamber.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:29

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Eifert Posting posted:

There's a ton of vodka in Russia that has a flavor by drsign. The whole "must be tasteless" thing is a byproduct of American legislation, not any sort of tradition or cultural practice.

This is 100% not true at all

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:29

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

The only Dems worse than the ones in Jersey are in Texas

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:30

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# ? May 13, 2024 00:07

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Good soup! posted:

# ? Nov 2, 2020 04:30

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