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TASER BALLS
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TASER BALLS 420 85.89%
TASER BALLS 69 14.11%
Total: 489 votes
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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Rah! posted:

got a half ounce of weed a bottle of buffalo trace and orbs full of piss

tarp

i got a liter of knob creek and a bottle of ether

got the second mobb deep creepin out of the speakers

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Thesaurus posted:

a friend from Mexico informs me that you can't get hung over from drinking straight tequila. Confirm/deny?

tequila shots have started having the opposite than intended effect on me so confirmed

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

neutral milf hotel posted:

this is cool and I hope this carries over to trumps future rallies

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1323373418209828866

misleading if not log scale

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

feelin good on this last normal night of the rest of my existence lmao

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
Handle of evan williams white label for $30 is the best $30 you can spend on bourbon

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/Kaorious/status/1323424281536000000?s=20

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Thesaurus posted:

Mine is from Costco. I hope that's good enough
ah yes, Don Señor Costco's, a fine choice

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Vernii posted:

lol America descends into the next phase of its death spiral tomorrow

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Thesaurus posted:

a friend from Mexico informs me that you can't get hung over from drinking straight tequila. Confirm/deny?

A good low-end Mexican bar will always (well, that was a long ago perhaps) will always have some rummy with a hand-cracked generator. For a peso or two, you grab both ends of the electrodes and he starts cranking. It wakes you up something awful.

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Lmao even a dictionary is dunking on the stupid horse

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/1323394781020626944?s=19

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1323429723129741312

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


hey will this brake degreaser give me a hangover

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i’ve gotten no fewer than like 6-8 calls and texts today jfc

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

UFOTacoMan posted:

dang seems bad I don't know

No Ice!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Feinstein gave Graham a 2 point bump at least.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Thesaurus posted:

a friend from Mexico informs me that you can't get hung over from drinking straight tequila. Confirm/deny?

good tequila makes you invincible/invisible I forget which
also less hangover if its' expensive

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

in what way

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


all the money in the world and he can't bother with a tailor to take in the coat so he doesn't look like a handpuppet

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
trump probably would have won this thing if he gave people money again

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

out here Ralphs carries this store-brand bourbon called "Point Rider" and it's marked at $17.99 for a fifth but is always on sale for $8.99

its about as good as Evan Williams for a bit cheaper

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

i’ve gotten no fewer than like 6-8 calls and texts today jfc

i want this to end

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


triple sulk posted:

i’ve gotten no fewer than like 6-8 calls and texts today jfc
I've been getting texts looking for multiple people that used to have my phone number, and I've had it for like 6 years now

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Handle of evan williams white label for $30 is the best $30 you can spend on bourbon

Just buy Wild Turkey 101 for $35 at that point, it's like 30% better and has more alcohol also, you can't lose

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk posted:

i’ve gotten no fewer than like 6-8 calls and texts today jfc

lol owned

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Deceptive Thinker posted:

Handle of evan williams white label for $30 is the best $30 you can spend on bourbon

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/CraigDMauger/status/1323430107915161600

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


This is the type of college Dem that tried to create a honey pot for someone challenging a 40 year old Congresscritter.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1323429906223693826

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

the popes toes posted:

If you're a tree connoisseur of instantly drunk, I might suggest giving blood. Some place within walking distance of a bar. Give blood and hit the bar.

However, I know it's late and the blood banks are closed. I'm not suggesting you do this at home, like real doctors do when they want to go full blotto.

doctors (and nurses) also hook up an iv of saline the next day idk if this is a good plan

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

i want this to end

it will never end

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

this sounds like something a klan member would say

also, have some rare tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8rKNEEMNHY

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol if you have to deal with phones at work for anything other than music and classified photographs

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wasn't sure what I wanted to drink tomorrow so I went with the ol Bulleit Rye and a case of Modelo :mexico:

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Office Pig posted:

in what way

Basically Republicans have fully caught up with the Dem lead in early/mail voting so if they come out on election day at the expected rate it could look pretty ugly

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JeffAbellFOX45/status/1323415146128166913

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Zeno-25 posted:

I wasn't sure what I wanted to drink tomorrow so I went with the ol Bulleit Rye and a case of Modelo :mexico:

gently caress yeah

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




gonna be a lot of chudsicles tonight

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