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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

nah posted:

You fuckers are really freaking out over Biden losing Florida, which was mostly expected

Buckle up

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marshalljim: Mar 6, 2013; yospos

I should've started drinking earlier so I would be comatose already.

# ? Nov 4, 2020 02:18

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Calm the gently caress down and relax. If Biden wins NC or TX its over

Biden doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning Texas.

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Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I'm very drunk and going to sleep I hope it's not as bad as last time I woke up

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French Canadian: Feb 23, 2004; Fluffy cat sensory experience

Cowman posted:

jesus some people are really pessimistic about this election. yo there's still the west coast people

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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CocoaNuts: Jun 12, 2020

https://twitter.com/GIFsZP/status/1323738957251792902

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frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/...ingawful.com%2F

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Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

not going to be surprised if Biden loses it but all this doomsaying is just lol

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Gnarly Bae Jepsen: Jul 12, 2007; Manic Pixie Dick Girl

Play posted:

Only 16% reporting so that seems unlikely

Okay cool. Time to stress about the rust belt.

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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Strong Sauce posted:

seriously calm the gently caress down wait until other swing states come in..

It's just really stressful. I've been dreading today because I remember how loving shellshocked I was when 11/9 happened. It loving sucked, and I'm worried that it's going to happen again. If Florida had gone blue right now, it would be a lot easier to relax. Obviously, I shouldn't have expected a state run by Ron de Santis to go blue, but it would have been good to see.

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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

Just loving take a brick and put me out of my misery

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KrunkMcGrunk: Jul 2, 2007; Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

FLORIDA
KENTUCKY
FLORIDA
KENTUCKY
FLOTDIUCKY

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Redczar: Nov 9, 2011

The Fattest PI posted:

Can we force them to secede? What's that called like a n exile?

Can we dump Florida it's not working out

Maybe it isn�t too late for you to ask Spain to take it back

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Sir John Falstaff: Apr 13, 2010

Play posted:

Only 16% reporting so that seems unlikely

Yeah, but with the FL result I'd be very surprised to see GA go blue

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

An insane mind posted:

I'm sorry thread. This election poo poo is just so bad for my anxiety. How can there be so little justice but I'll try to shut up.

Sorry again.

it's okay. I mean, your username says it straight up so really its our fault

but seriously don't worry about it, there's gonna be a lot of arzying here tonight

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InsertPotPun: Apr 16, 2018; Pissy Bitch stan

https://twitter.com/TheNVIndy/status/1323780296890789889

NO WAIT: VOTING GOOD!

# ? Nov 4, 2020 02:19

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Also, gently caress that NYT needle and gently caress the NYT. What a useless newspaper.

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Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Ohio looks... really good for Biden.

Listen I just wanna be around after tomorrow, I hope this country didn't gently caress everything up.

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Raskolnikov2089: Nov 3, 2006; Schizzy to the matic

nah posted:

You fuckers are really freaking out over Biden losing Florida, which was mostly expected

It's the margin of loss that has everyone so upset, after assurances how much better the polls are in 2020.

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

What is taking North Carolina so long? As soon as vote started to be counted on all the NYT needles they shifted to Trump.

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The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1323795851551166464

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smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

It's the margin of loss that has everyone so upset, after assurances how much better the polls are in 2020.

Florida does not give a gently caress about your polls, it refuses to be tamed or understood, it is a realm of chaos

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twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

CBC has someone talking to Cubans in Florida and they're all "BIDEN IS A SOCIALIST!!!!!!!!". 100% not a single one of these people have no idea what socialism is and they probably would benefit from such policies.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ohio is looking really nice though

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Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

pro starcraft loser posted:

What is taking North Carolina so long? As soon as vote started to be counted on all the NYT needles they shifted to Trump.

Won't release results until all polls close. Last one was 8:15EST due to delays.

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pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

smoobles posted:

Florida does not give a gently caress about your polls, it refuses to be tamed or understood, it is a realm of chaos

Florida is....inevitable.

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Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Cowman posted:

jesus some people are really pessimistic about this election. yo there's still the west coast people

Yeah, California has 55 electoral votes, and is definitely going to Biden, but it's still only 5:20 here. Polls close at 8:00.

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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1323795851551166464

Is this actually happening because I can't drink any more alcohol without feeling barfy in the morning and I could really use this to get my balls back up to speed

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hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

i don't wanna be all doom and gloom but in the uk we recently got stomped by the racist party because racists love racism and will come and vote for more racism. i hope america is different this time.

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Propaganda Machine: Jan 2, 2005; Truthiness!

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1323795851551166464

wat

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Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Apparently something like $100m was spent trying to oust Mitch McConnell. Again, just lol.

Something comparable was spent trying to oust AOC. Pretty sure she must have won already?

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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Uhhh Mitch won KY

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1323795851551166464

Naaahhhhhh. Maybe 2024.

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Play posted:

Ohio is looking really nice though

Do not hang your hopes on Ohio

Not for any legitimate reason other than it's loving OHIO

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Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

poisonpill posted:

Uhhh Mitch won KY

100% that was going to happen

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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

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Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010; Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Black people seriously voted for Trump

lol

i can't even

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Poopelyse: Jan 22, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

so how much money was flushed down the toilet to make Amy Mcgrath the dem candidate just to get blown to poo poo by bitch mcconnell?

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Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

https://twitter.com/zhiluniannian/status/1323716890674409472

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The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Reminder that mail-in ballots have to be opened THEN counted and there's a nationwide shortage of volunteers due to covid.

So congratulations, this anxiety you're feeling could take weeks to finish the count!

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