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Lima
Jun 17, 2012


Now that's a saga :v:

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Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Lima posted:

Now that's a saga :v:

Thanks, I appreciate the support. The (long) short of it is: 1) A user was posting a Howard Stern related running gag in the Howard Stern thread. To refrain from drawing too much attention to this user, I'll just call him "The Petty loving Whiny poo poo-Fucker Known as Immortal Anime", or "Immortal Anime" for short. 2) A bunch of baby-pants Howard Stern fans got upset at an unfunny, worn-out "joke", which is super ironic given who they listen to. 3) I get near daily reports of "Immortal Anime posted Baba Booey wah wah". I laugh and file them under "Ignore". So let this be on the record, I was on the side of Immortal Anime and actively defending him against false reports of "thread-making GBS threads". 4) Some 50+ reports over several weeks later, I figure fine, let's make this fair. Post, to effect "Since this is a running joke, I will allow it as long as it's running. For as long as IA posts this once a day, every day, it isn't banned. Everyone else also is allowed to post this once a day with no repercussions. BUT if IA misses even a single day, the running joke has stopped running, and I'll agree it's thread-making GBS threads. Anyone posting it gets a probe/ban. I probably won't monitor it, so you have to let me know that the rule was broken. Anyone complaining to me around it gets a probation." 5) So it's a bog-standard "SomethingAwful is nonesense" thread rule. As is the, as I keep hearing, "SomethingAwful Culture". 6) IA misses a day, and the rule kicks in. 7) Some people explicitly test the rule, and get reported. They get a probation and/or ban. All is good and everyone is happy. 8) Some time later, someone else breaks the rule. 9) IA starts whining "MODS!". Literally. It's in the thread, you can go see it yourself. He also sends me a PM complaining about it. Note that this is against the rules, that everyone else was adhering too. 10) In the interest of fairness, I punish the original poster-- but also give Immortal Anime a short probation for breaking the rules. Maybe it was a day? I can't be arsed to check. 10.5) Again, can't be arsed, but I think for coming off his short probe-- wait, I think it was coming off the probe AND posting in the Howard Stern thread something like "gently caress you bitch rear end mod you can't touch me". Yeah, I think that was it. Well, that's just above and beyond any thread-rule thing. That's just rudeness and sass. So he gets a month probe for being so willfully brazen. I honestly don't care about the insults myself, but it isn't a good look to let someone who is already annoying the thread get away with off-topic straight out insults. 11) All seems well. Then Immortal Anime poops his diaper like a baby and starts to cry like a wussy to his friends who are mods in another thread. 12) They give him a short probation for something else. Depending on who you believe, it was either for breaking a rule in a different subforum (which happened to have the sideeffect of cancelling out the month-long probation-- that's how the SA mod system works for some reason)-- or it was doing that just as a cover story for intentionally evading a probation under a flimsy excuse. I think we can guess which way I lean now. 12.5) In fact, take special note of #12. IA was on probation, so he couldn't have posted something NEW that got him probated. That means that a moderator went back to an old post, and probated him for that. An old post. In the past. Keep a note of that. 13) I send a PM to the moderator "Hey, just an FYI, that user is on a month-long probe, just so we don't override each others' probes", because I figured it was an honest mistake. I don't hear anything back from that mod. Since I have no idea how that mod is related, and can't check on the mod queue anymore, I'll withhold that name. 14) I also make a post in the moderator subforums pretty much the same FYI, since I figure that's the best way to communicate with the other mods. In the mod subforum. For moderators. Where moderators talk to each other. Y'know. 15) An admin basically says "I retracted the overriding probe, I'll keep an eye on it". I say thank you. 16) I start getting PMs from several users alerting me that, once again, Immortal Anime has had his buddies short-circuit his probation. People are noticing that he's circumventing the rules, which is, again, not a good look. In fact, in the reading I did when I became a mod, I was under the impression that evading a probe or ban was itself a bannable / permabannable offense. 17) I re-queue the month ban because that is only fair. 18) Poopy-pants Immortal Anime, now that he's hidden under the skirt of his Mommy, sticks his tongue out at me, because he is a very mature adult. He starts emailing me PMs that range from insults to threats to nigh-doxxing. (Well, he thought he was being a Big Boy by insinuating he doxxed me, but since all he actually unearthed was one of the top hits when you google my name, it wasn't very impressive. For the record, it was the Master Chef Canada audition tape I put together for a laugh: ). 19) I reply cordially to him, explaining at first that the most ironinc thing about his tantrum is that he actually had my support for his running joke. I had been explicitly protecting him-- rejecting requests to probate him for the running joke, and in fact came up with the thread rule to not only CONTINUE the running joke, but to actively punish anyone who tried to stop him. And instead he turn an ally into an enemy all on his own. My last PM to him is to calmly say "Look, my PMs are for moderator related communications. So unless this is official business, please don't PM me.". In other words, "I'm asking you nicely to stop trying to harass me, and I'm making that clear. This is me giving you an out to just walk away and not escalate this." 20) His response is to throw more mod sass. Like most "tee hee I'm being so clever" idiots, the words themselves are innocuous, but the intention is blatant. I don't like people like that. I really don't. 21) I do make these conversations and PM mod sass known in the Moderator threads. The message I get is basically "Yeah, people sassing in PM is a no-no, and is usually a punishable offense". Gotcha. 22) So, since I can't take an action on a PM (a mod can only action on posts in their own subform), I go back to find a post by Immortal Anime to action on. I was under the impression that you can't submit a probation on a post that already had a probation against it. I might have been mistaking, I can't confirm that-- typing this I might have been thinking "a user can't SUBMIT a mod report on a post that's already been reported". The first one I come across that hasn't been actioned on is one of his joke posts. I put a, I want to say 1 or 3 day on it. Kinda a subtle acknowledgement to the people who are already probing him for 1 or 3 days. It's short enough that if they try to evade it, they'll only make it longer by effect. 23) I start to get harassing PMs from Immortal Anime's friends. They are "harassing" in the same way-- innocuous phrase, intention is clear. I honestly don't care because it's a PM, but it's amusing in a way that watching a child trying to walk in Daddy's shoes is. They're just trying SO HARD to be Big Boy. But I don't really want a PM box full of people sending me these, so I respond with what is effectively a form letter, with the same intention as the one I sent to IA. "Thanks for emailing, I appreciate you taking the time. However, this PM is for mod business, etc, etc". If anyone has ever worked customer service, you know exactly how you handle an irate customer. They either want help, which you're here for them, or they want to yell, in which case you need to end the conversation. With a smile. I get a couple "you're weird" replies, but the PMs go away. 23.5) For the record, those PM users are, since you can easily cross-reference with people who are crying and lying in the QQcs thread: "pog boyfriend", "stay safe", "grumple wumpkins", and the lovely "gently caress My rear end". 24) All of the above is basically communicated in the Moderator sub-forum too, because I like to give co-workers a heads-up when a shitstorm is brewing, because there can be splash back. Also, so that if they're getting PMs or complaints with lies in them (again I'll point you to the QQcs thread), they have my version on hand. Silly me, I thought the word of a moderator, who is also a poster in good standing with the forum, would have more weight than some trolls with a grudge. 25) At this point, FactsAreUseless says he won't protect my month long probation. Whatever. 26) I log in and I'm demodded. (I wasn't aware of what's going on in QQcs thread at the time) 26.5) Now that I *AM* aware of that thread, remember what I said about point 12? "IA was on probation, so he couldn't have posted something NEW that got him probated. That means that a moderator went back to an old post, and probated him for that. An old post. In the past.". So yeah, check out that QQcs thread-- and note that the thing his buddies are complaining about is that he was probated for. The exact same thing. Funny how they can do one thing, then complain about other people do that same thing. Hmm, almost as if they're being-- disingenuous or something. 27) You'll note there is no bullet-point here where anyone from the Admin team says "Hey, Lorne, there's some performance we're unhappy about, so let's talk about it like adults to come to a mutually beneficial outcome". Or "We're thinking of demodding you, can you give us your side of this situation". 28) I log in and find I'm demodded, and a message from FactsAreUseless saying "I don't know if that's the way to phrase it, and I've never sent one of these before, so this will be super awkward. Anyway, we've demodded you. You seem like you're trying to be very serious and professional about moderation, but in a way that isn't really compatible with the forums. Thanks for all the work you put into RGD. I appreciate it." 29) What the gently caress? "serious and professional" about moderation. Yeah, no poo poo, that's what you do in a position of power and responsibility. And "serious", what the gently caress, have you ever read one of my posts? Did you SEE the goddamn hoop-jumpy stupid fun thread rule I put into place? And your appreciation is to demod me with no discussion? I feel REAL appreciated there, buddy. 30) And you will notice the "we" in there. Yeah, so, after talking with some other mods & admins though basically a few "What happened?!?" emails, trying to understand what happened, the messaging I get back is "We're surprised too. There was no discussion about this. No one on the admin team was part of this decision, just FactsAreUseless. Sorry." 31) I write this "short" post. tldr: So there you go. A pissy-baby shitfucker known as Immortal Anime gets special privileges from a moderator. He then manages to still mess that up, and gets punished for it. He whines to his friends who help him evade punishment. He throws abuse, and gets punished for it. His friends whine, lie and misrepresent what happened. The whining makes it's way to an admin who is friends with the whiny babies. The admin acts on his own to demod me. And what would a post be without some screenshots? Immortal Anime going "wah wah my friends like me better i'm not mad ur mad it was just a joke and u don't like fun" (again, remember, the entire point of these rules was to LET him have his annoying fun). Note the pathetic attempt at "doxxing" there. All this leads me to this trouble Ive been expereiencing with my network card — I am unable to find the drivers for it. If any goons could lend some experience, I am all ears. Thanks.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
credit to large hands for the twist https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&noseen=1&postid=483159452#post483159452

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Reported for failing to use your Enter key or a [list] tag

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

can I get a summary in 40 words or less

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ulvir posted:

can I get a summary in 40 words or less

Baba Booie

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Crime on a Dime posted:

Thanks, I appreciate the support. The (long) short of it is: 1) A user was posting a Howard Stern related running gag in the Howard Stern thread. To refrain from drawing too much attention to this user, I'll just call him "The Petty loving Whiny poo poo-Fucker Known as Immortal Anime", or "Immortal Anime" for short. 2) A bunch of baby-pants Howard Stern fans got upset at an unfunny, worn-out "joke", which is super ironic given who they listen to. 3) I get near daily reports of "Immortal Anime posted Baba Booey wah wah". I laugh and file them under "Ignore". So let this be on the record, I was on the side of Immortal Anime and actively defending him against false reports of "thread-making GBS threads". 4) Some 50+ reports over several weeks later, I figure fine, let's make this fair. Post, to effect "Since this is a running joke, I will allow it as long as it's running. For as long as IA posts this once a day, every day, it isn't banned. Everyone else also is allowed to post this once a day with no repercussions. BUT if IA misses even a single day, the running joke has stopped running, and I'll agree it's thread-making GBS threads. Anyone posting it gets a probe/ban. I probably won't monitor it, so you have to let me know that the rule was broken. Anyone complaining to me around it gets a probation." 5) So it's a bog-standard "SomethingAwful is nonesense" thread rule. As is the, as I keep hearing, "SomethingAwful Culture". 6) IA misses a day, and the rule kicks in. 7) Some people explicitly test the rule, and get reported. They get a probation and/or ban. All is good and everyone is happy. 8) Some time later, someone else breaks the rule. 9) IA starts whining "MODS!". Literally. It's in the thread, you can go see it yourself. He also sends me a PM complaining about it. Note that this is against the rules, that everyone else was adhering too. 10) In the interest of fairness, I punish the original poster-- but also give Immortal Anime a short probation for breaking the rules. Maybe it was a day? I can't be arsed to check. 10.5) Again, can't be arsed, but I think for coming off his short probe-- wait, I think it was coming off the probe AND posting in the Howard Stern thread something like "gently caress you bitch rear end mod you can't touch me". Yeah, I think that was it. Well, that's just above and beyond any thread-rule thing. That's just rudeness and sass. So he gets a month probe for being so willfully brazen. I honestly don't care about the insults myself, but it isn't a good look to let someone who is already annoying the thread get away with off-topic straight out insults. 11) All seems well. Then Immortal Anime poops his diaper like a baby and starts to cry like a wussy to his friends who are mods in another thread. 12) They give him a short probation for something else. Depending on who you believe, it was either for breaking a rule in a different subforum (which happened to have the sideeffect of cancelling out the month-long probation-- that's how the SA mod system works for some reason)-- or it was doing that just as a cover story for intentionally evading a probation under a flimsy excuse. I think we can guess which way I lean now. 12.5) In fact, take special note of #12. IA was on probation, so he couldn't have posted something NEW that got him probated. That means that a moderator went back to an old post, and probated him for that. An old post. In the past. Keep a note of that. 13) I send a PM to the moderator "Hey, just an FYI, that user is on a month-long probe, just so we don't override each others' probes", because I figured it was an honest mistake. I don't hear anything back from that mod. Since I have no idea how that mod is related, and can't check on the mod queue anymore, I'll withhold that name. 14) I also make a post in the moderator subforums pretty much the same FYI, since I figure that's the best way to communicate with the other mods. In the mod subforum. For moderators. Where moderators talk to each other. Y'know. 15) An admin basically says "I retracted the overriding probe, I'll keep an eye on it". I say thank you. 16) I start getting PMs from several users alerting me that, once again, Immortal Anime has had his buddies short-circuit his probation. People are noticing that he's circumventing the rules, which is, again, not a good look. In fact, in the reading I did when I became a mod, I was under the impression that evading a probe or ban was itself a bannable / permabannable offense. 17) I re-queue the month ban because that is only fair. 18) Poopy-pants Immortal Anime, now that he's hidden under the skirt of his Mommy, sticks his tongue out at me, because he is a very mature adult. He starts emailing me PMs that range from insults to threats to nigh-doxxing. (Well, he thought he was being a Big Boy by insinuating he doxxed me, but since all he actually unearthed was one of the top hits when you google my name, it wasn't very impressive. For the record, it was the Master Chef Canada audition tape I put together for a laugh: ). 19) I reply cordially to him, explaining at first that the most ironinc thing about his tantrum is that he actually had my support for his running joke. I had been explicitly protecting him-- rejecting requests to probate him for the running joke, and in fact came up with the thread rule to not only CONTINUE the running joke, but to actively punish anyone who tried to stop him. And instead he turn an ally into an enemy all on his own. My last PM to him is to calmly say "Look, my PMs are for moderator related communications. So unless this is official business, please don't PM me.". In other words, "I'm asking you nicely to stop trying to harass me, and I'm making that clear. This is me giving you an out to just walk away and not escalate this." 20) His response is to throw more mod sass. Like most "tee hee I'm being so clever" idiots, the words themselves are innocuous, but the intention is blatant. I don't like people like that. I really don't. 21) I do make these conversations and PM mod sass known in the Moderator threads. The message I get is basically "Yeah, people sassing in PM is a no-no, and is usually a punishable offense". Gotcha. 22) So, since I can't take an action on a PM (a mod can only action on posts in their own subform), I go back to find a post by Immortal Anime to action on. I was under the impression that you can't submit a probation on a post that already had a probation against it. I might have been mistaking, I can't confirm that-- typing this I might have been thinking "a user can't SUBMIT a mod report on a post that's already been reported". The first one I come across that hasn't been actioned on is one of his joke posts. I put a, I want to say 1 or 3 day on it. Kinda a subtle acknowledgement to the people who are already probing him for 1 or 3 days. It's short enough that if they try to evade it, they'll only make it longer by effect. 23) I start to get harassing PMs from Immortal Anime's friends. They are "harassing" in the same way-- innocuous phrase, intention is clear. I honestly don't care because it's a PM, but it's amusing in a way that watching a child trying to walk in Daddy's shoes is. They're just trying SO HARD to be Big Boy. But I don't really want a PM box full of people sending me these, so I respond with what is effectively a form letter, with the same intention as the one I sent to IA. "Thanks for emailing, I appreciate you taking the time. However, this PM is for mod business, etc, etc". If anyone has ever worked customer service, you know exactly how you handle an irate customer. They either want help, which you're here for them, or they want to yell, in which case you need to end the conversation. With a smile. I get a couple "you're weird" replies, but the PMs go away. 23.5) For the record, those PM users are, since you can easily cross-reference with people who are crying and lying in the QQcs thread: "pog boyfriend", "stay safe", "grumple wumpkins", and the lovely "gently caress My rear end". 24) All of the above is basically communicated in the Moderator sub-forum too, because I like to give co-workers a heads-up when a shitstorm is brewing, because there can be splash back. Also, so that if they're getting PMs or complaints with lies in them (again I'll point you to the QQcs thread), they have my version on hand. Silly me, I thought the word of a moderator, who is also a poster in good standing with the forum, would have more weight than some trolls with a grudge. 25) At this point, FactsAreUseless says he won't protect my month long probation. Whatever. 26) I log in and I'm demodded. (I wasn't aware of what's going on in QQcs thread at the time) 26.5) Now that I *AM* aware of that thread, remember what I said about point 12? "IA was on probation, so he couldn't have posted something NEW that got him probated. That means that a moderator went back to an old post, and probated him for that. An old post. In the past.". So yeah, check out that QQcs thread-- and note that the thing his buddies are complaining about is that he was probated for. The exact same thing. Funny how they can do one thing, then complain about other people do that same thing. Hmm, almost as if they're being-- disingenuous or something. 27) You'll note there is no bullet-point here where anyone from the Admin team says "Hey, Lorne, there's some performance we're unhappy about, so let's talk about it like adults to come to a mutually beneficial outcome". Or "We're thinking of demodding you, can you give us your side of this situation". 28) I log in and find I'm demodded, and a message from FactsAreUseless saying "I don't know if that's the way to phrase it, and I've never sent one of these before, so this will be super awkward. Anyway, we've demodded you. You seem like you're trying to be very serious and professional about moderation, but in a way that isn't really compatible with the forums. Thanks for all the work you put into RGD. I appreciate it." 29) What the gently caress? "serious and professional" about moderation. Yeah, no poo poo, that's what you do in a position of power and responsibility. And "serious", what the gently caress, have you ever read one of my posts? Did you SEE the goddamn hoop-jumpy stupid fun thread rule I put into place? And your appreciation is to demod me with no discussion? I feel REAL appreciated there, buddy. 30) And you will notice the "we" in there. Yeah, so, after talking with some other mods & admins though basically a few "What happened?!?" emails, trying to understand what happened, the messaging I get back is "We're surprised too. There was no discussion about this. No one on the admin team was part of this decision, just FactsAreUseless. Sorry." 31) I write this "short" post. tldr: So there you go. A pissy-baby shitfucker known as Immortal Anime gets special privileges from a moderator. He then manages to still mess that up, and gets punished for it. He whines to his friends who help him evade punishment. He throws abuse, and gets punished for it. His friends whine, lie and misrepresent what happened. The whining makes it's way to an admin who is friends with the whiny babies. The admin acts on his own to demod me. And what would a post be without some screenshots? Immortal Anime going "wah wah my friends like me better i'm not mad ur mad it was just a joke and u don't like fun" (again, remember, the entire point of these rules was to LET him have his annoying fun). Note the pathetic attempt at "doxxing" there. All this leads me to this trouble Ive been expereiencing with my network card — I am unable to find the drivers for it. If any goons could lend some experience, I am all ears. Thanks.

Baba Booey

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Speaking of really long posts, who was the goon that would make threads in GBS where they described something happening in first person only for it to slowly develop into being a summary of Jurassic Park or something?

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
someone tell me about the tiny gold bean worth a specific amount of money

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
There was a second, non-Morally Inept dogfucker and they claimed their dog loving them was some crazy accident and described the sound it made and god help me I cannot recall more. Please help.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Desert Bus posted:

There was a second, non-Morally Inept dogfucker and they claimed their dog loving them was some crazy accident and described the sound it made and god help me I cannot recall more. Please help.

honestly i don't know if i was actually here for this situation or not, but i've definitely heard of it, and

it's kind of insanely hosed?

like i would think the appropriate response to someone going "hey i was raped by my loving dog" is sympathy, not mockery, and iirc the poster was extremely not okay with what had happened

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Desert Bus posted:

There was a second, non-Morally Inept dogfucker and they claimed their dog loving them was some crazy accident and described the sound it made and god help me I cannot recall more. Please help.

The poster who had some concocted story about trying to reach something under their couch while naked or something?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Desert Bus posted:

There was a second, non-Morally Inept dogfucker and they claimed their dog loving them was some crazy accident and described the sound it made and god help me I cannot recall more. Please help.

It was like "shlurp" or "shloop" or something like that. They got out of the shower and lost something under the couch while wearing a towel?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Desert Bus posted:

There was a second, non-Morally Inept dogfucker and they claimed their dog loving them was some crazy accident and described the sound it made and god help me I cannot recall more. Please help.

I wanna say this was Ornery Bean

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It was like "shlurp" or "shloop" or something like that. They got out of the shower and lost something under the couch while wearing a towel?

They basically set up the "help me I'm stuck" porn scenario completely by accident? That's kind of a hard thing to believe.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

pentyne posted:

They basically set up the "help me I'm stuck" porn scenario completely by accident? That's kind of a hard thing to believe.

Yeah it really reminds me of the stepbro meme

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
I remember aaaages ago a goon talking about a small dog they had that would hump everything and at one point in the story it was described as a “gently caress seeking missile” and that’s a phrase that has stuck with me for a long time.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Yeah it really reminds me of the stepbro meme

It proceeded it by 5 years. I remember, it was the weird sex stories in pyf in like 2012.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Solice Kirsk posted:

Speaking of really long posts, who was the goon that would make threads in GBS where they described something happening in first person only for it to slowly develop into being a summary of Jurassic Park or something?

i remember this, but i'm not sure if it was a goon work

it was about the coder

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

VanSandman posted:

It proceeded it by 5 years. I remember, it was the weird sex stories in pyf in like 2012.

Another notch in SA's belt :clint:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

VanSandman posted:

It proceeded it by 5 years. I remember, it was the weird sex stories in pyf in like 2012.

Ornery Bean seems to have thrived on the attention she got from being a notorious girl goon from her reputation as a weird sex story teller because she posted tons of stories of all the extreme sex stuff she got up to including some long as story about inviting other goons over for sex and it escalating into 2 of the dudes fighting each other over who got to have sex with her (I didn't read the word salad because like most other things she posted about sex it probably included violent anal sex and making GBS threads on someone by 'accident')

Tried repeatedly to post in FYAD and was told to gently caress off.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Was the PYF weird sex stories thread the origin of the Matroyska Doll Threeway?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

El_Elegante posted:

someone tell me about the tiny gold bean worth a specific amount of money

There are probably people who can summarize this better, but to my understanding:

Some dude popped up in Creative Convention and posted several incredibly creepy short stories about father/son incest, generally involving a weak, effeminate male protagonist and his abusive alcoholic dad, where the dad would get more and more intimate in increasingly inappropriate ways. The end of the story would always have the dad get naked and end with the reveal that there was "a single golden bean with a street value of one million dollars" hanging from the dad's groin. This became a meme in CC, because it's hilarious.

I don't know if every one of his stories ended with the bean -- I think there was one where the protagonist gets pulled over with his drunken dad passed out in the back of the car, and the dad farts so loudly the cop shoots him? I can't remember if that was a Bean Guy original or someone else riffing on him.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Was the PYF weird sex stories thread the origin of the Matroyska Doll Threeway?

The what now?

edit:
Sweet, I made the thread title again!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I guess the lesson here is that sometimes you screw the pooch, and sometimes the pooch screws you.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

The what now?

It's actually Who

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


A little mini-saga from CineD, where the lack of new movies being announced drove the "What's Been Greenlighted?" thread to descend from a discussion of David Cage's games into an argument over whether insults toward the French are racial slurs, resulting in the thread being locked. Starts from here:

Simone Magus posted:

David Cage is a dumb creepy frog but Detroit is very enjoyable especially if you go full Cop Killer in Marcus' story

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Remember that goon recounting a long rear end story about a fever dream where he was a big battling warrior

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bug World Coma Confession was one of the best ones.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Bingo Cop Metis posted:

A little mini-saga from CineD, where the lack of new movies being announced drove the "What's Been Greenlighted?" thread to descend from a discussion of David Cage's games into an argument over whether insults toward the French are racial slurs, resulting in the thread being locked. Starts from here:

Some real unhinged posting in the last few pages of that thread. I guess when cspam didn't explode those people had to take their frothing rage elsewhere.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

The what now?

edit:
Sweet, I made the thread title again!

A goon had a threesome with a milf and her daughter. If I remember right he found out that doubling up on a dude they both found cute was like a semi regular bonding thing for the two of them.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Oh yeah, I remember that one. The way it was worded I thought some goon talked his wife into having a "threeway" with a sex doll.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oh yeah, I remember that one. The way it was worded I thought some goon talked his wife into having a "threeway" with a sex doll.

Oooh, nope, no sex doll, that’s just the name goons gave it in the thread.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Remember when I said hey I remember this goon defended this weird thing and they immediately came in to defend themselves and also the weird thing even more

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Remember when I said hey I remember this goon defended this weird thing and they immediately came in to defend themselves and also the weird thing even more

Seen that a bunch where it was just sad

Remember when you could say something related to crows or ravens or other corvidae and Corvid would appear?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's to be expected with how endemic corvids are these days.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

The what now?

edit:
Sweet, I made the thread title again!

That title is going to be extremely difficult to dislodge, given... everything.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Remember when I said hey I remember this goon defended this weird thing and they immediately came in to defend themselves and also the weird thing even more

And now he's probated for having a meltdown about how everyone else is melting down and crying "shitlib tears" about anti-French slurs in CineD! The circle of life is beautiful and complex.

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fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once

Bingo Cop Metis posted:

A little mini-saga from CineD, where the lack of new movies being announced drove the "What's Been Greenlighted?" thread to descend from a discussion of David Cage's games into an argument over whether insults toward the French are racial slurs, resulting in the thread being locked. Starts from here:

this is the weirdest conversation ive seen on this site in a while.

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