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TheAardvark posted:im imagining a matryoshka doll of burritos starting at Tina's and working up to whatever the biggest 7-11 one is The Don Miguel Grandito is poison wrapped in a leathery, tortilla-like shell and nobody should ever eat one. It doesn't matter how stoned you are, it is always a bad idea.
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cheese: Brie salsa: guacamole: lime jello with chunks of fruit in it. cilantro: raw bay leaves
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Nov 10, 2020 03:37
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TheAardvark posted:im imagining a matryoshka doll of burritos starting at Tina's and working up to whatever the biggest 7-11 one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc Rules on wrapping huge gross burrito into larger possibly grosser things? Then deep drying it
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Nov 10, 2020 03:58
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It has to be this. It meets all of the requirements, is feasible, is something a mod could afford on their salary, and passed a set of food safety standards so it won't be ..fatal.
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Nov 10, 2020 04:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wy_mXuEsP0 Brent Hinds from Mastodon in a good commercial for a restaurant in Atlanta that has not gross burritos.
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Nov 10, 2020 04:35
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Here is my submission: Tortilla: Vegan Oat Tortilla Protein: Pickled mussels Filling: Tallegio Cheese Filling 2: Blanched Lima Beans Filling 3: Bulghur wheat, cooked in hot orange juice Salsa: Magic Shell Chocolate Sauce
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Nov 10, 2020 06:17
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Just a regular burrito, but just with the worst quality ingredients money can buy, bursting at the seams of a gigantic flour tortilla
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Nov 10, 2020 06:59
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For the third filling, fill it with crushed unsalted matza, like really stuff it. That stuff is so dry you'll be forced to salivate which will only make you feel like your body is betraying you.
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Nov 10, 2020 07:09
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Guacamole: Lime jello with wasabi and crushed wintergreen candy. Cilantro: Cilantro, but the stem part.
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Nov 10, 2020 07:41
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Has anyone just said go to Chipotle and buy anything there?
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Nov 10, 2020 07:55
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Waltzing Along posted:Has anyone just said go to Chipotle and buy anything there? I agree. Also don't post pictures or video, it's a stupid idea.
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Nov 10, 2020 08:05
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Look I get it we all want to think of our own gross ingredients but check out that picture. What can you add that's both worse and fit for human consumption?
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Nov 10, 2020 08:13
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Look I get it we all want to think of our own gross ingredients but check out that picture. What can you add that's both worse and fit for human consumption? Refried beans are fine, they always look like that out of the can. I've literally eaten refried beans out of the can with a bit of tortilla and while not my proudest moment it certainly wasn't anywhere near revolting.
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Nov 10, 2020 08:22
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Guacamole: century egg salad
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Nov 10, 2020 08:51
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Tortilla: Vegan Oat Tortilla Protein: Gefilte Fish Filling: Blue Cheese Filling 2: Marmite/Vegemite Filling 3: Kimchi Salsa: Any one of the Hot Ones "Last Dab" sauces
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Nov 10, 2020 08:57
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Make the burrito gently caress off, Burt.
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Nov 10, 2020 09:13
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freshly grated d20
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Nov 10, 2020 15:26
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Buttchocks posted:freshly grated d20 if you fail the saving throw you gotta eat an even more gross burrito.
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Nov 10, 2020 15:41
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Burrito needs to be somehow 90% just the end piece full of just tortilla so every bite is anticipation for the bad stuff.
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Nov 10, 2020 17:15
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Can we get a final ingredient list I want to make sure I bought everything
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Nov 10, 2020 17:16
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Can we get a final ingredient list I want to make sure I bought everything Here's where we're at right now. Let's finalize the rest today? Tortilla: Beans: Chickpeas ala apple juice Protein 1/refried beans: smoked oysters & company Protein 2: Sour Cream:Marshmallow Fluff Salsa I think we get another protein and decide on the tortilla/salsa and then anything else is gravy
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Nov 10, 2020 17:29
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TheAardvark posted:Here's where we're at right now. Let's finalize the rest today? We're adding gravy to this poo poo too?
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Nov 10, 2020 17:30
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TheAardvark posted:Here's where we're at right now. Let's finalize the rest today? I bought extra large nasty looking flour tortillas, I thought I was soaking them in tuna water lol
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Nov 10, 2020 17:31
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I bought extra large nasty looking flour tortillas, I thought I was soaking them in tuna water lol didn't realize we were set on that since you talked about making your own. sounds excellent 
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Nov 10, 2020 17:38
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Tortilla:Extra grande flour tortillas infused with tuna juice Beans: Chickpeas ala apple juice Protein 1/refried beans: smoked oysters & company Protein 2: Sour Cream:Marshmallow Fluff Salsa
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Nov 11, 2020 00:36
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ADDITIONAL INGREDIENT: rice maple brown sugar oatmeal
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Nov 11, 2020 00:37
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CHEESE: Limburger if available, strong blue cheese if not
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Nov 11, 2020 00:38
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I have blue cheese dressing but I’ll see what I can do lol
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Nov 11, 2020 00:39
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I have blue cheese dressing but I’ll see what I can do lol That somehow sounds more disgusting than just blue cheese.
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Nov 11, 2020 00:41
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get some papaya or durian in there
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Nov 11, 2020 01:08
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Can I suggest canned mushrooms, they should pair well with the smoked oysters. The keywords here are wet and squishy Sauce is the highest fat content Greek yogurt available. Unflavored.
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Nov 11, 2020 01:34
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maybe some kind of mint jelly somewhere
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Nov 11, 2020 01:39
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Kim-chi Natto Vegemite Tamarind Chutney If you're making your own tortilla put crushed Fruit Loops in the dough
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Nov 11, 2020 01:41
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I propose the Salsa as creamed spinach.
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Nov 11, 2020 01:52
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For a second protein I suggest a classic Spam, so HGB can have surf n turf (product).
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Nov 11, 2020 01:53
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Get a packet of powdered gravy mix but don’t make it, just put that powder in there.
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Nov 11, 2020 02:25
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For salsa I think fish sauce would give it a nice flavor. Second protein could be beef tar tar.
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Nov 11, 2020 02:39
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Jalapeno hummus for the beans
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Nov 11, 2020 02:40
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Make sure you open the tortillas the night before and leave them out to get stale so they start crumbling as soon as you fold.
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Cartoon Man posted:Get a packet of powdered gravy mix but don’t make it, just put that powder in there. Let’s do one better. Liquify the gravy with a stout.
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