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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Everyone posted:

I'm aware that you're being a dick about this but in the interest of clarity I'm referring to the trilogy that started in 2015 with The Force Awakens.

While the prequel trilogy had its faults, it still works reasonably well as backstory.

For my part I want any future "future-set" Star Wars to take place maybe a couple-three hundred years in the future with all previous SW characters except now grown-up Baby Yoda safely dead and not subject to Disney necromancy.

So...the third trilogy, both chronologically and in release order? The initial post I replied to said "second trilogy".

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I like Mandalorian because it eschews a lot of the space wizard stuff but I also want some loving Revan Old Republic Sith vs Jedi poo poo I want a lot of things from my Star Wars

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The next Star Wars movie should be subtitled Episode XVI

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Star Wars episode X-2, jpop edition

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



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Its Rinaldo posted:

I like Mandalorian because it eschews a lot of the space wizard stuff but I also want some loving Revan Old Republic Sith vs Jedi poo poo I want a lot of things from my Star Wars

If they stick with the one lightsaber/Jedi episode per season MAX rule I'd be super ok with that

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Cage Kicker posted:

If they stick with the one lightsaber/Jedi episode per season MAX rule I'd be super ok with that

:same:

I am hoping for more Space WW2 in future shows, now that we have Space Western and Space Samurai Wizards pretty much covered.

Chevy Slyme
May 2, 2004

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

quote:

Please God, I want to fertilize Frog Lady's eggs so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Mandalore to cleanse us of our sins.

Frog Lady is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary robes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every Sith Lord in history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, scaly skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich alien milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my spotchka and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the entire orchestral section in "Duel of the Fates" . I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her poke out my eyes with her strong slimy tongue just to be near her eggs for a brief moment.

She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to gently caress her like she owes me Calamari Flan. I would let her hop on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the dead flakey scales from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and tie them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in Carbonite and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick bone broth from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my chicky nuggies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in a hot spring.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her speeder but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Frog Lady's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Frog Lady. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my hails, respond to my holograms. Something. Give me a sign, Frog Lady. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you. This is The Way.

Credit: Dan Tooine LaConti (SWS: Special Edition)


:stare:

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I also need that frog lady but only for her to draw Masamune and defeat Magus

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Frog Lady made me want to rewatch Hell Comes to Frog Town

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Second worst post on this page behind jivjov's

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
Disgusting.

Frogs don't have scales.

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

Iron Crowned posted:

Frog Lady made me want to rewatch Hell Comes to Frog Town

Now I need an edit where the hacked droid head yells "SHUT YOUR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Arcsquad12 posted:

Star Wars episode X-2, jpop edition

Star Wars is such a silly setting in many ways that even out there suggestions like this could work. Just have a jpop planet and between the force and random tech you should be good for all the dress spheres!

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

hobbesmaster posted:

Star Wars is such a silly setting in many ways that even out there suggestions like this could work. Just have a jpop planet and between the force and random tech you should be good for all the dress spheres!

The FFX-2 intro but Yuna Rikku Paine and Leblanc are all Bith

Anshu
Jan 9, 2019


teagone posted:

Give me Episode X where Anakin become Ben's mentor/guide in the World Between Worlds. Or make it a miniseries, I don't care. Ben Solo deserved better.

Adam Driver deserved better. Ben Solo deserved worse (Off-brand knock-off of Jacen's worst character arc...)

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!
I'm a bit baffled by people saying it's not moving the story along, this is his journey to the next destination
I know that they could just "be there" but still, it isn't like the main story is just spinning its wheels or anything.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Taear posted:

I'm a bit baffled by people saying it's not moving the story along, this is his journey to the next destination
I know that they could just "be there" but still, it isn't like the main story is just spinning its wheels or anything.

I guess they could end everything next episode, shows over, see ya later everybody! But as long as they actually have an ending in mind they are working towards I don't have a problem with how long it takes to get there. It's a fun show, what's the rush!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Anshu posted:

Adam Driver deserved better. Ben Solo deserved worse (Off-brand knock-off of Jacen's worst character arc...)

Adam Driver would have knocked Duel of the Fates out of the loving park, and it's all 100% Ben Solo getting exactly what was coming to him--poo poo getting progressively worse and worse for him and everything falling further to pieces for him the more edgelord evil he tries to be and then a last second half-assed sort of redemption where he fixes one mistake (bringing Rey back to life) and then fucks off forever because that's exactly what a shithead like him should do.

Then again, I'm also glad that Duel of the Fates got thrown in the industrial metal shredder because while it was the better movie between it and Rise of Skywalker, Star Wars fans deserved the Rise of Skywalker for the tantrum they threw over their stupid space wizard story somehow betraying them and scaring them for life.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Uh I liked TLJ quite a bit and did not deserve TROS making GBS threads all over everything, thank you very much.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Uh I liked TLJ quite a bit and did not deserve TROS making GBS threads all over everything, thank you very much.

Fair point. I was overly broad in my assertion. lovely Star Wars Fans deserved Rise of Skywalker, the rest of us did not and it's an eternal shame that we got punished for their loud bad behavior.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Fortnite deserved Star Wars.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Uh I liked TLJ quite a bit and did not deserve TROS making GBS threads all over everything, thank you very much.

It hurts but I’m glad ride of skywalker made those people mad. It just made me laugh lmao.

They deserve it and the baby egg porn.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Arcsquad12 posted:

Fortnite deserved Star Wars.

THE DEAD SPEAK POWERGAME!

E:

CelticPredator posted:

It hurts but I’m glad ride of skywalker made those people mad. It just made me laugh lmao.

They deserve it and the baby egg porn.

1) That's a great Freudian slip because it really did feel like a loving lovely theme park ride that just wouldn't end.

2) The best thing to come out of Rise of Skywalker in my opinion were all those Pimp rear end Palpatine diorama shots you did for the Sequeldome thread in SFWF. Those were great.

nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Nov 11, 2020

Everyone
Sep 6, 2019

by sebmojo

nine-gear crow posted:

Adam Driver would have knocked Duel of the Fates out of the loving park, and it's all 100% Ben Solo getting exactly what was coming to him--poo poo getting progressively worse and worse for him and everything falling further to pieces for him the more edgelord evil he tries to be and then a last second half-assed sort of redemption where he fixes one mistake (bringing Rey back to life) and then fucks off forever because that's exactly what a shithead like him should do.

Then again, I'm also glad that Duel of the Fates got thrown in the industrial metal shredder because while it was the better movie between it and Rise of Skywalker, Star Wars fans deserved the Rise of Skywalker for the tantrum they threw over their stupid space wizard story somehow betraying them and scaring them for life.

Well, I'm not scarred and especially not for life. It would have been nice for the movie series that had been a thing for much of my life to have not shat the bed at the end, but... gently caress it. I still have the Expanded Universe. I still have SW: Rebels and SW: Clone Wars. And, for that matter I still have The Mandalorian.

Oh, and The Expanse. And plenty of other books, movies, games, etc. that it'd take way too much time to list.

If Disney decides tomorrow to poo poo-can The Mandalorian and remove all SW content because Gina Carano said CHUDy things on Twitter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMlihrez2po

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYvM5CYA7mA

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Everyone posted:

Well, I'm not scarred and especially not for life. It would have been nice for the movie series that had been a thing for much of my life to have not shat the bed at the end, but... gently caress it. I still have the Expanded Universe. I still have SW: Rebels and SW: Clone Wars. And, for that matter I still have The Mandalorian.

Oh, and The Expanse. And plenty of other books, movies, games, etc. that it'd take way too much time to list.

If Disney decides tomorrow to poo poo-can The Mandalorian and remove all SW content because Gina Carano said CHUDy things on Twitter...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMlihrez2po

Thankfully, and I say that with a caveat the size of Saturn, Disney has a pretty decent track record of cauterizing things cleanly in-house when individual actors out themselves as lovely chuds these days. See that lady they hired to voice Leia in Resistance turning out to be a complete rear end in a top hat and was then fired and replaced wiht a new actor at warp speed.

Gina Carano is slightly messier because Mano Season 2 was already in the can when she ripped the mask off on Twitter, but I have a strong suspicion that if she survives Season 2 in tact, then Cara Dune is gonna get killed off very quickly into Season 3 or there will be a "Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet" scene so they don't even have to bring Carano back to film anything.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Or, and this happens more often then you would think, their manager sits them down, closes the door, and explains that they should shut the gently caress up if they wanna keep making mucho Disney buckaroonies. She is walking away from a HUGE career opportunity to essentially “own the libs” on Twitter, it’s just not worth it.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



nine-gear crow posted:

Thankfully, and I say that with a caveat the size of Saturn, Disney has a pretty decent track record of cauterizing things cleanly in-house when individual actors out themselves as lovely chuds these days. See that lady they hired to voice Leia in Resistance turning out to be a complete rear end in a top hat and was then fired and replaced wiht a new actor at warp speed.

Gina Carano is slightly messier because Mano Season 2 was already in the can when she ripped the mask off on Twitter, but I have a strong suspicion that if she survives Season 2 in tact, then Cara Dune is gonna get killed off very quickly into Season 3 or there will be a "Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet" scene so they don't even have to bring Carano back to film anything.

Also with a huge caveat: As far as soulless megacorporations go, Disney genuinely seems to painstakingly keep their properties progressive and chud-free.

Whether this is because of actual good intentions (lol) or simply to protect their brand is another discussion. But it's true.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Hazo posted:

Also with a huge caveat: As far as soulless megacorporations go, Disney genuinely seems to painstakingly keep their properties progressive and chud-free.

Whether this is because of actual good intentions (lol) or simply to protect their brand is another discussion. But it's true.

lol 4ever if The Mandalorian is spiked because Pedro Pascal said "gently caress Nazis" instead of Gina Carano going "gently caress trans people" and "Donald Trump deserves to keep being president even though he lost the election".

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I’d like to think that Disney has learned their lesson post-James Gunn and won’t risk the bad PR in getting after Pedro for making an objectively true statement. With Gina OTOH they’re probably unlikely to do anything unless she outright and directly says something inflammatory instead of just retweeting dipshits and posting vague “they’re just afraid of what you’re saying” quote bullshit. They’re also unlikely to do anything period just because the show is immensely popular, profitable, and just started its new season.

I honestly wish she’d just say the quiet poo poo out loud so that they can dump her and be done with it. The chud celebs who just hide behind retweets and vagueposts are the worst.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
I actually wonder if Carano going all mega-chud on Twitter is because she finished filming and her character dies this season, so she didn’t feel like she needed to keep a lid on it anymore.

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

OldSenileGuy posted:

I actually wonder if Carano going all mega-chud on Twitter is because she finished filming and her character dies this season, so she didn’t feel like she needed to keep a lid on it anymore.

Her two major gigs have been with Disney properties. Unless she’s retiring from acting it seems like kissing off your current go to studio seems like a bad move.

Everyone
Sep 6, 2019

by sebmojo

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I honestly wish she’d just say the quiet poo poo out loud so that they can dump her and be done with it. The chud celebs who just hide behind retweets and vagueposts are the worst.

I'm hoping that once Trump leaves she'll just drop all that.

That said, has anyone ever even once stopped being a chud because they were called a chud? I'm guessing no.

I think one thing we as a nation have to face is that one reason that Trump resonated so well with so many is that they liked that he "owned" the Libs who owned them.

Looking at a wiki for Gina Carano, she's the daughter of former football player, Glenn Carano though she was raised by her mother after a divorce. She graduated from a religiously oriented high school, spent a year at the University of Nevada in Reno and then apparently graduated from UNLV with a major in psychology that she hasn't done anything to further as far as I can tell. So, on those bare facts she was raised fairly well off at least but wasn't very academically inclined and once she graduated she went into professional mixed martial arts fighting and from there into various movie and TV roles.

So, not necessarily a stupid person, but probably one who's taken some sneers from other Hollywood types. And then Trump comes along and makes those people crazy. And that probably made her feel better. Which is kind of sad, because Trump is the kind of man who wouldn't respect her even a little bit and would look at her as simply another pussy to grab.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Edmund Lava posted:

Her two major gigs have been with Disney properties. Unless she’s retiring from acting it seems like kissing off your current go to studio seems like a bad move.

Even that’s borderline. She was barely there in Deadpool (assuming that’s what you’re referring to) which Disney still kind of refuses to acknowledge. Mandalorian seems like a pretty steady major gig so she’d be pretty dumb to throw it away.

Truth be told I had the same thought as OSG. She’s kept her mouth shut until now, so why make waves unless she’s already done.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Disney did seem to go all-in on defending Chris Pratt lately for losing a twitter poll, so who knows, though I haven't heard how that played out.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I honestly wish she’d just say the quiet poo poo out loud so that they can dump her and be done with it. The chud celebs who just hide behind retweets and vagueposts are the worst.

She changed her twitter bio to "beep/boop" to insult people who put preferred pronouns in their bio. She's starting to say that quiet poo poo pretty loud.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ghost Leviathan posted:

Disney did seem to go all-in on defending Chris Pratt lately for losing a twitter poll, so who knows, though I haven't heard how that played out.

Everyone who was doing the meme poll and laughing at Chris Pratt being the worst Chris, just rolled their eyes and moved on with their lives and on to the next meme. Chuds are the ones who were making a huge fuzz out of it.

By the way, I used to be fine with James Gunn, and Mark Ruffalo's activism was quite nice, but now I just think they are both a couple of insincere sell outs. At least it seems the other Chrises didn't participate in Disney's dumb emergency PR.

Edit: Oh yea, gently caress RDJ. That one was the worse.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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James Gunn is close friends with Chris Pratt tho. If anyone would stick up for him it’s be the director of the movie that made him a star. The others idk what their end game was.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

James Gunn is close friends with Chris Pratt tho. If anyone would stick up for him it’s be the director of the movie that made him a star. The others idk what their end game was.

So James Gunn was kicked off but got back on GOTG3 because of disturbing old tweets. His cast stood up for him so it's understandable why he'd return the loyalty.

Pratt was glaringly absent in support of some cause or did he actually say or do something atrocious?

Carino starts mocking preferred pronouns. There are worse things people have done but seems kind of a small hill for someone to chose to die on in the age of cancel culture.

Is this what's going on? Outside of serial rape and glaring racism/homophopia its hard to remember why people have been pogrommed from popular culture. I'm not trying to minimize terrible behavior, it's hard to remember why people have been cancelled in the age of higher consciousness. Is there some kind of database for lovely behavior.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Pratt is a religious dude and goes to a popular LA church that has anti-LGBTQ beliefs.

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