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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Garrand posted:

If a militia tries to storm the white house to 'protect' Trump, they're getting shot

Look I know they'd be up against a better armed & better trained force assaulting a fortified position but maybe we should let them try anyway

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Diorama posted:

If there aren't any Russians on thedonald.win stirring poo poo then they are missing a huge opportunity.

Lol they definitely started the site.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


War on drugs: drugs win
War on poverty: poverty wins
Putin (W) vs. USA (L)
Bin Laden (W) vs. USA (L)

God drat this nation sucks lol

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol if you think most of those nukes arent headed to europe

oh yeah i forgot about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2jqTilLOM

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Cosmik Slop posted:

War on drugs: drugs win
War on poverty: poverty wins
Putin (W) vs. USA (L)
Bin Laden (W) vs. USA (L)

God drat this nation sucks lol
Don't forget, Tough On Crime laws create more crime too.

:911:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

but 3% of the population thinks he won

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A Fancy Hat posted:

I'm the 5% that says I "Do not know".

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to stare at a blank wall for several hours, then consume a piece of white bread.

MAGAKAG!!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

His plan is to lock himself in a room with people that hate him and can legally murk him.

His protectors will be meme nerds against armored assault vehicles in the jurisdiction of the most heavily militarized police force on the planet who have shoot to kill orders if anyone tries to disrupt the government.

lol

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
The GOP is clinging to Trump when downballot Republicans wayyyy outperformed Trump in the election, lol

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

whenever i see this acronym i think of the aggro crag from the nickelodeon guts game show for kids

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I used to think Red Dawn was silly.

But 50 Russians really could overthrow America because of how shockingly mentally ill, apathetic, diabetic, complacent, and simultaneously fat and malnourished we are.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

It's Red Dawn but the wolverines are unwitting red puppets vs the US military who finally get to be the good guys after 70 years.

Holy poo poo someone call Spielberg, this poo poo writes itself.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

The only group he really seems to have is the cops. Which is not nothing, but in the (extremely, extremely unlikely) event of armed conflict, those overfunded prediabetic hot dog necks won't have much luck when it comes to drone warfare

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Outrail posted:

It's Red Dawn but the wolverines are unwitting red puppets vs the US military who finally get to be the good guys after 70 years.

Holy poo poo someone call Spielberg, this poo poo writes itself.

Russia out played us so hard even making moves to fix it furthers their plans.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
US Civil War 2.0 looking pretty awesome. Asymmetrical warfare and everything.

*Ralf Wiggum voice* "I'm collateral!"

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol if you think most of those nukes arent headed to europe

The fallout of a couple of nukes would kill us anyway. Not that they'd need to lob them at us directly

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Cosmik Slop posted:

The only group he really seems to have is the cops. Which is not nothing, but in the (extremely, extremely unlikely) event of armed conflict, those overfunded prediabetic hot dog necks won't have much luck when it comes to drone warfare

Reminder that cops openly sobbed and needed time off because three nights of protests wore them down.

An open insurrection with actual weaponry is something none of those dickless high school dropouts are ready for.

See also: 50 Russians

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

canyoneer posted:

Look I know they'd be up against a better armed & better trained force assaulting a fortified position but maybe we should let them try anyway

Militia Sgt. Bubba rushes towards the white house to defend his president, tripping on his own feet before falling straight on to his BUD-K brand tactical combat knife and spatula combo, resulting in the rest of the militia projectile making GBS threads their pants and running back to their F-350s. Thus began and ends the Second War of Northern Aggression.

The Shart Heard Round the World.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

LifeSunDeath posted:

Russia out played us so hard even making moves to fix it furthers their plans.
We devote vast resources to our military in the name of national defense when this year alone, we have been pwned by (1) A tiny replicating death particle, and (2) An army of computer programs and nerds who never need to set foot on our soil.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Here's where my brain breaks. This stupid fat motherfucker is complaining about polls being sent out before the election unfairly skewed the public view (this is perfectly legal, which i know), when he took it upon himself to PRINT out tweets of polls that favored them and passed them out like hand outs at elementary school that were bias TOWARDS him.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

The frightening thing is that we don't any of that for sure. How many in the military are actually eligible to vote? How high was the voter participation? There might very well be a majority for Trump there and we just don't know it. And everything we know about the generals/officers/secret service hating him comes from anecdotal examples and second hand accounts. It's not like anyone has ever done a poll.

Fact is that the president is refusing to step down after losing an election and is instead doing purges on the civilian control of the military in his last two months in office and everyone is just laughing it off and treating it like it's no big thing. Kinda unsettling. Like, nobody thought some dumb rear end clown reality tv star could become president of the US and then it just happened. Unimaginable things are happening all the time. Anyway, good luck America

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

vyst posted:

Here's where my brain breaks. This stupid fat motherfucker is complaining about polls being sent out before the election unfairly skewed the public view (this is perfectly legal, which i know), when he took it upon himself to PRINT out tweets of polls that favored them and passed them out like hand outs at elementary school that were bias TOWARDS him.

It's almost as if him and everyone around him are loving morons and completely lacking in self-awareness

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Zugzwang posted:

We devote vast resources to our military in the name of national defense when this year alone, we have been pwned by (1) A tiny replicating death particle, and (2) An army of computer programs and nerds who never need to set foot on our soil.

Well, just imagine how much worse it would have been if we didn't give the military $656,000,000,000,000,000,000 a year!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

vyst posted:

Here's where my brain breaks. This stupid fat motherfucker is complaining about polls being sent out before the election unfairly skewed the public view (this is perfectly legal, which i know), when he took it upon himself to PRINT out tweets of polls that favored them and passed them out like hand outs at elementary school that were bias TOWARDS him.

Yeah but that makes Trump happy so it's good but bad things for Trump make him sad so those things are bad. Why is it so complicated to understand? You don't have feelings. Trump has feelings and we exist as toys for him.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

I hope so.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We’re all gonna die in civil war II lol

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

Its a rainy rear end day here so probably not many.

rideANDxORdie
Jun 11, 2010
I agree that even trying a coup is a nadir for America, but I'm curious if you guys even know anyone in the army or NG. There's no love for trump anymore - when he fired Mattis is when he lost most of my active duty friends. Almost everyone I've met in armed forces though higher of Mattis than god, let alone trump

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Trumps on TV right now groping a wreath it was kinda fuckin weird

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

I used to think Red Dawn was silly.

But 50 Russians really could overthrow America because of how shockingly mentally ill, apathetic, diabetic, complacent, and simultaneously fat and malnourished we are.

Who would be dumb enough to invade a country willing to nuke itself?

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

" No no sir, they are saying "YOU'RE TIRED!( you should get some more sleep)"





*mole man voice* I was saying "You're tired"

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

bird with big dick posted:

We’re all gonna die in civil war II lol

Bait an animal trap with a berder outside your house and put a maga flag next to it and you'll probably be fine. They're not sending their best, but even their best would be fooled by that.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Serious question, are people still celebrating outside? With "You're Fired" banners and everything? If so, lol

They made to wall around the white house higher probably so he wouldn't have to see how much people hate his guts.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

rideANDxORdie posted:

I agree that even trying a coup is a nadir for America, but I'm curious if you guys even know anyone in the army or NG. There's no love for trump anymore - when he fired Mattis is when he lost most of my active duty friends. Almost everyone I've met in armed forces though higher of Mattis than god, let alone trump

there's a guy that's still NG active duty at work and all the trumpers got super excited when he came on shift, until they found out that he's almost as far-left as I am and calls his conservative compatriots welfare queens and now have no idea how their veneration/hatred scale is supposed to slide...

because they asked him how excited he was that Trump was going to win a second term and he told them he's ecstatically anticipating a new boss lmao

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
So... not to interrupt the lols but what are the chances this totally bullshit "fraud" stuff gets real traction and influences the election results?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

So lets recap, the military voted for biden mostly, and the secret service has been pissed at trump this whole time and esp over covid poo poo, and the intel community isn't happy because he never listens and spills secret data all the time cause he's a moron.

So when trump throws a coup, who is actually going to protect him? Is it really going to be the proud boys vs the US military?

The Space Force owes Trump everything.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

GreatGreen posted:

So... not to interrupt the lols but what are the chances this totally bullshit "fraud" stuff gets real traction and influences the election results?

Sure, why not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BwxuIh9zTQ

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Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

GreatGreen posted:

So... not to interrupt the lols but what are the chances this totally bullshit "fraud" stuff gets real traction and influences the election results?

Zero.

I guess it's theoretically possible that they put up the money to do recounts in states and upon review he actually did have more votes in those states, but that wouldn't be due to him claiming fraud and it influencing anything.

They aren't though and the money they are bringing in by claiming fraud is going to pay off debts, or more likely illegally (as if that matters anymore) going into his personal accounts.

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