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sunday at work
Apr 6, 2011

"Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."
A content spanning medieval war could have easily lasted five or more years. The Wars of the Rose's lasted 32 years. He didn't need a time jump he just needed to acknowledge the passage of time in the text and everyone could have been as old as needed.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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sunday at work posted:

A content spanning medieval war could have easily lasted five or more years. The Wars of the Rose's lasted 32 years. He didn't need a time jump he just needed to acknowledge the passage of time in the text and everyone could have been as old as needed.

Nuh uh. :colbert:

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013

Figured that out before AFFC.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Hey gang, its been several years since I last thought about this book series. How close are we to a new book?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Archer666 posted:

Hey gang, its been several years since I last thought about this book series. How close are we to a new book?

Halfway there says Zeno

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

Archer666 posted:

Hey gang, its been several years since I last thought about this book series. How close are we to a new book?

The adaptation of HBO’s hit show by Martin has been pretty slow to be honest, but lucky for you the latest book released recently: https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Blood-Thrones-Targaryen-History/dp/0008307733

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
My copy of the fat pink mast scene reading to porn music was lost when I got a new laptop.
Google and forum search only finds me other stuff, anyone who still got the audio file can help me out?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I love how even while living in isolation through the plague GRRM is finding reasons to stop writing.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

sunday at work posted:

The Wars of the Rose's lasted 32 years.

Like MASH, the book series will take longer to produce than the historical war it's based on.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Tahirovic posted:

My copy of the fat pink mast scene reading to porn music was lost when I got a new laptop.
Google and forum search only finds me other stuff, anyone who still got the audio file can help me out?

https://scribie.com/files/fd1593efd1174a95a84e1b07c5eca659aa4085e6

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
lmao remember a game of bones

goons always make things weird

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

^Glad to see he's still playing Warcraft

Kuiperdolin posted:

Like MASH, the book series will take longer to produce than the historical war it's based on.

Daenerys's ship was shot down in the Narrow Sea... it capsized. There were no survivors.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Chieves posted:

Daenerys's ship was shot down in the Narrow Sea... it capsized. There were no survivors.

Chieves, put a mask on!

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

Chieves posted:

^Glad to see he's still playing Warcraft


Daenerys's ship was shot down in the Narrow Sea... it capsized. There were no survivors.

Too soon.

F for Henry

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Soysaucebeast posted:

I still think the ending can be pulled off by GRRM if he ever gets around to writing it (:lmao:). Dany was always going to be a really lovely queen (see Meereen), and Bran/Bloodraven becoming king is interesting as hell. Westeros would get an all-seeing, basically immortal god-king without knowing it. That would be cool as gently caress.

Isn't this just the plot of the Dune series.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




It’ll be just like the show. He’ll become the time toucher and does nothing besides being bait for Mr. Freeze. Then just defaults to king cause why not?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Is there anywhere I can bet on the series never being completed

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

RCarr posted:

Is there anywhere I can bet on the series never being completed

Start an office pool.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Go local. You'll clean up. Ngl you probably would have made it bigger starting a few years ago, but then again I don't know much about local betting convention-- like say you bet with a co-worker 5 years ago and have long-since moved, how can you collect?

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013

mind the walrus posted:

Go local. You'll clean up. Ngl you probably would have made it bigger starting a few years ago, but then again I don't know much about local betting convention-- like say you bet with a co-worker 5 years ago and have long-since moved, how can you collect?

You show up unannounced at their door with "Pay Up, Sucka" tattoed on your forehead.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Atrocious Joe posted:

Isn't this just the plot of the Dune series.

In the final book Bran fucks the last dragon and ends up fusing with it and becomes king.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Buddy...

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Someone should leak the rejected Prequel-Show pilot so that we can all be bored by it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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:lol:

Which one? Didn't he have like five different scripts for spinoffs in development with them at one time?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Solice Kirsk posted:

:lol:

Which one? Didn't he have like five different scripts for spinoffs in development with them at one time?

The Age of Heroes one with Naomi Watts is the one that filmed a pilot

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ah, that one. I thought they had canceled the dragon one that's coming in like 2022 or whatever.

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
It is going to be bad. Not like good bad, but s8 bad bad. Any goodwill GOT still has will be burnt by the end of its first and last season.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




It’s amazing how good Gurm was at creating characters and then just completely shits himself into generic fantasy garbage when all the good ones die.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I think it'll be alright. They'll have more oversight of the project simply because of all the bad press they got from the end of the original series. My bet is it won't be as good as the first three seasons, but will be better than what we got post season 4.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think it'll be alright. They'll have more oversight of the project simply because of all the bad press they got from the end of the original series. My bet is it won't be as good as the first three seasons, but will be better than what we got post season 4.

It’s gonna be a CGI wanktest.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Invalid Validation posted:

It’s amazing how good Gurm was at creating characters and then just completely shits himself into generic fantasy garbage when all the good ones die.
Shoulda done the time jump.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

mind the walrus posted:

Shoulda done the time jump.

Can’t write the Mercy chapter with a 12 year old Arya with a time jump!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



mind the walrus posted:

Shoulda done the time jump.

Started reading GoT again because of boredom and jesus christ the ages are all wrong. Like not only is it gross as hell but they’re not even close to how kids that age act.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

TK-42-1 posted:

Started reading GoT again because of boredom and jesus christ the ages are all wrong. Like not only is it gross as hell but they’re not even close to how kids that age act.

It'S ReAlIsTiC tO MeDiEvAL SoCiEtIeS

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

TK-42-1 posted:

Started reading GoT again because of boredom and jesus christ the ages are all wrong. Like not only is it gross as hell but they’re not even close to how kids that age act.

Get a load of this guy, thinking he knows better than the american Tolkein.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
I only read the books after season 3 of the show so while reading I automatically assigned the kids their TV show age, which makes a lot more sense

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Why is everyone calling Dany a mass murderer? She only killed nobles and slave owners. We could have used her here in the US after the civil war? Man, imagine if she Sherman’d the entire south

Its Coke
Oct 29, 2018

Eason the Fifth posted:

lmao remember a game of bones

goons always make things weird

implying it wasn't already weird

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG posted:

Why is everyone calling Dany a mass murderer? She only killed nobles and slave owners. We could have used her here in the US after the civil war? Man, imagine if she Sherman’d the entire south

The thing where she burned down kings landing, I can't even remember what was the supposed trigger, was kind of bad.

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