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eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Trump is almost finished patching together his coping quilt out of conspiracy theories and boogiemen. As soon it's done as he will be sufficiently comfy enough to agree to leave the White House.

Sources are still unclear if he will also demand his pacifier, baby bottle or daughter Ivanka in addition to his quilt after this tantrum is complete.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Service Guarantees Citizenship.

! This post about America is disputed.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

wilderthanmild posted:

0% chance. Even if every one of those was for Biden and every one was thrown out, it's only about 10k ballots.

If I'm reading this right, it's much smaller than that. This isn't about the 10k ballots that arrived during the three days after election day which the PA Supreme Court allowed for, but it's related to that window. When the three-day extension came down, the PA Secretary of State declared that there was to be a matching three-day extension for "problem" ballots (like signature mismatches) where the voter would need to show their ID and say yes, that's really my ballot. The law says they have to do that within one week of election day (so Nov. 9th). What the court struck down was the extension of that deadline to the 12th, so that ballots that the voter showed their ID for after the 9th will have to be thrown out.

To my knowledge, there isn't a number available for how many ballots fall into this very narrow category, but it can't possibly be very many. These are, by definitions, ballots that had not yet been counted as of this past Monday.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






There is a very good episode of the Netflix series, "Immigration Nation", that covers this topic. Episode 4 or 5 I think? The series is infuriating and sad to watch, but very good. It really reveals the depravity of Trump's immigration stance.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

The Strangest Finch
Nov 23, 2007

I said come in! posted:

I had saw somewhere that the death rate is around 4% in the U.S. I dont think the vaccine will do much in the U.S., too many people are fighting against it and dont believe in vaccines here.

Ah, we've got a sappy af truism for that one:

I was walking along the beach after a remarkably high tide and saw a little boy carefully rescuing starfish from the hot sand and placing them back in the water. "Why bother, kiddo," I said, "it's not like it matters to most of them"

"It matters to this one," he said.

Except in this hellworld the tide was high because a barge full of rancid garbage was dumped just offshore, a lot of the starfish climbed thinking that the sand isnt all that hot, and now a significant portion of them are doing their best to fight the kid so that they can die on land.

One unalloyed good of a functional vaccine (at least as far as I can hope) is that at least it will provide some additional safety to the medical providers who I assume will get the first batches.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Batterypowered7 posted:

Lmao, he retweeted the Puerto Rico poo poo I posted earlier.



I bet he thinks this is about the US election.

No loving way.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Eric Trump is in fact impossibly stupid.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://www.businessinsider.com/jared-kushner-ivanka-trump-kids-new-school-parents-coronavirus-complaints-2020-11

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump pulled their children out of the Milton Gottesman Jewish Day School and moved them to Melvin J. Berman Hebrew Academy, according to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.

Three Milton parents told the outlet that some parents had complained that Kushner and Trump weren't following the school's COVID-19 protocols, which asked families to avoid large gatherings and to follow social-distancing guidelines.

A longtime Milton parent with knowledge of the matter told Business Insider that the school tried to compromise with Kushner and Trump to give them certain allowances but that the talks didn't work out and the couple chose to leave.

A source close to the Kushner family told JTA that the family moved the kids to Berman because it offered more in-person schooling, not because of the COVID-19 rules.

A White House spokeswoman slammed the JTA report in a statement to Business Insider, calling the outlet's sources "idle gossips seeking press attention."

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Kung Food posted:

Those books spent roughly 5 minutes in my home before being immediately chucked in the trash so I can't give you excerpts. The Don Bongino one was about how the Bidens get rich from the deep state and the Nunes one was a tiny booklet about saving the country from socialism. Of course in this case socialism is anything they don't like. (My dad once called Apple a communist company).

Way ahead of you friend.

Fair enough.

Side-note: Everytime I go shopping for used books at the Salvation Army, they always have piles of unread right-wing hardcovers in mint condition. Lots of Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Laura Ingraham. There were at least 20 copies of Donnie Jr.'s first book right after it was published. (Also a lot of copies of the Twilight books).

I'm fairly certain that most were unwanted gifts.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

@RealDonaldTrump: There is NO TRUTH to the "Sick" rumor that I "cried" on Election Night and am, In Fact (Truth), "Still crying a lot". I will win the lawsuits and then "The tears will stop", because I will officially be the "Most Popular Man (Person) in World" - as I already Am (Was).

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sentinel posted:

I want that shirt.
So Hard.

https://twitter.com/KevinLevin/status/1024273298388144128

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Powered Descent posted:

If I'm reading this right, it's much smaller than that. This isn't about the 10k ballots that arrived during the three days after election day which the PA Supreme Court allowed for, but it's related to that window. When the three-day extension came down, the PA Secretary of State declared that there was to be a matching three-day extension for "problem" ballots (like signature mismatches) where the voter would need to show their ID and say yes, that's really my ballot. The law says they have to do that within one week of election day (so Nov. 9th). What the court struck down was the extension of that deadline to the 12th, so that ballots that the voter showed their ID for after the 9th will have to be thrown out.

To my knowledge, there isn't a number available for how many ballots fall into this very narrow category, but it can't possibly be very many. These are, by definitions, ballots that had not yet been counted as of this past Monday.

Yeah Trump is sure to tweet about this HUGE WIN IN PHILADELPHIA COURT and it's going to be like 50 ballots

mackensie
Apr 17, 2002
Too soon for Trump xmas humor?

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The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/FoxReports/status/1326971202276106240

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Eric Trump is in fact impossibly stupid.

https://twitter.com/williamfleitch/status/1326963959539363841?s=19

The "adult" prefix is because you would expect these thoughts from a child.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Last Call posted:

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump pulled their children out of the Milton Gottesman

The Milton what?!?

Oh, right, okay then.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/williamfleitch/status/1326963959539363841?s=19

The "adult" prefix is because you would expect these thoughts from a child.

actually it makes sense to say adult because the dude had a child at the age of like 60, with an eastern european mail bride, totally normal life, so we have to distinguish which generation of children they're talking about.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

the dude had a child at the age of like 60

Hehe

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
You can always tell a Milford Milton Grotteswhatever man

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1326987088164761612

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Fair enough.

Side-note: Everytime I go shopping for used books at the Salvation Army, they always have piles of unread right-wing hardcovers in mint condition. Lots of Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Laura Ingraham. There were at least 20 copies of Donnie Jr.'s first book right after it was published. (Also a lot of copies of the Twilight books).

I'm fairly certain that most were unwanted gifts.

This is actually a publication dumping tactic. They use organizations to buy a ton of books to push them up the New York Times bestseller list, and then just throw them in the trash.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Propaganda Hour posted:

Okay I flip-flopped. I was off the mass deportation wagon but I'm back on it. Mass deport the vets.

:agreed:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Those large adult sons.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc22CFhDBEM

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1326874541935779841?s=20

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Batterypowered7 posted:

Lmao, he retweeted the Puerto Rico poo poo I posted earlier.



I bet he thinks this is about the US election.

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1326898457341276169?s=19

He's not the only republican.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LOL!!!!!









Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I love me some big ol' social cleavage

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
gonna motorboat my way to socialism

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Wait what, Crowder is Canadian? Why didn't he just come and live in the US then if he has such a hard-on for conservative politics and no healthcare? IMC I can understand, the kind of hardline immigration policies he presumably supports would exclude useless wastes of oxygen like him.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Reminder that Sherman wasn't a cool or good guy: "Convinced that blacks were too cowardly and lazy to be effective soldiers, he told his wife in a letter that 'It is an insult to our Race to count them' as equivalent to white men in the draft quota."

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

That's not how shadow puppetry works, Devin you incredibly dense moron!

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




AHH F/UGH posted:

Reminder that Sherman wasn't a cool or good guy: "Convinced that blacks were too cowardly and lazy to be effective soldiers, he told his wife in a letter that 'It is an insult to our Race to count them' as equivalent to white men in the draft quota."

While I understand his March to the Sea was necessary to get the Confederacy to surrender, he went on to use the same scorched-earth tactics to drive the bison to near-extinction and force Native Americans onto the reservations.

EDIT: He referred to it as the "the final solution of the Indian problem", which is...very :yikes:

Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Nov 12, 2020

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/williamfleitch/status/1326963959539363841?s=19

The "adult" prefix is because you would expect these thoughts from a child.
they have no other titles. what would you call them? "presidential advisors"? they're not that, they're the president's adult children that hang around

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Pick posted:

This is actually a publication dumping tactic. They use organizations to buy a ton of books to push them up the New York Times bestseller list, and then just throw them in the trash.

Yep. My wife is an executive editor with a major publisher. She explained to me how important the New York Times best seller lists are in the publishing world, which is why they differentiate between books purchased by individuals/ retailers from the ones that are bought in bulk and immediately remaindered.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Shanghaied posted:

That's not how shadow puppetry works, Devin you incredibly dense moron!

It's like the Allegory of the Cave as understood by an imbecile!

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1326907547832508417

https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1325143172511461377

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

InternetJunky posted:

My work just sent out an email saying we can't use "white hat/black hat" or "whitelist/blacklist" anymore and I was hoping there'd be some chud meltdowns like this. Sadly haven't seen any yet.

LOL this is just more poo poo like firing Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima. In the “poo poo no one asked for, and accomplished absolutely nothing” category

See also: removing cop dog from paw patrol and removing the Native lady from the Land o lakes logo

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Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

TotalLossBrain posted:

ngl I first read "They forgot the Golden Goatse"

Finally an award Donland actually deserves

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