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shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I never noticed that maypo was grits since I only had it as a kid and would use tons of maple syrup in it. I thought it was oatmeal. Thanks for the flashbacks

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Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
Wait what? Maypo is maple flavored oatmeal.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Dick Burglar posted:



4 reelz, my dude :respek:

I also like hitting it with some cinnamon and nutmeg if I'm in the mood for a "sweeter" version.

drat! I gotta try that poo poo some time.
Also, every now and then I put some curry powder up in that bitch. Its also dope as gently caress.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
You know, I own grits and I own maple syrup. This idea interests me. Let north meet south!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

wesleywillis posted:

drat! I gotta try that poo poo some time.
Also, every now and then I put some curry powder up in that bitch. Its also dope as gently caress.

Using language like this to describe cream of wheat has to be some kind of hate crime right

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

gleebster posted:

You know, I own grits and I own maple syrup. This idea interests me. Let north meet south!

I'm considering this abomination. It sounds like it would anger my ancestors, so I will try it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
An angry canuck screaming at a slack-jawed yokel: "Hey! You got grits in my syrup!"
Slack-jawed Yokel screaming back: "You sassafrassin' fool! You got syrup inna my grits!"

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Solice Kirsk posted:

An angry canuck screaming at a slack-jawed yokel: "Sorry! You got grits in my syrup!"

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Solice Kirsk posted:

An angry canuck screaming at a slack-jawed yokel: "Hey! You got grits in my syrup!"
Slack-jawed Yokel screaming back: "You sassafrassin' fool! You got syrup inna my grits!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

wesleywillis posted:

drat! I gotta try that poo poo some time.
Also, every now and then I put some curry powder up in that bitch. Its also dope as gently caress.
For a split second I couldn't remember which PYF thread I had clicked on and was worried I was in the Bad Female Anatomy thread.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

If you took every childhood bully ever put on film and combined them, it would create that kid's face

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
He's got yellow eyes! So help me god, yellow eyes!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007


Can I get a translation of that caption.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Can I get a translation of that caption.

He had to do it to em.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Can I get a translation of that caption.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

You only want it one way. But it's the other.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

Some people like to assemble their orgies at home.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Cobalt-60 posted:

Some people like to assemble their orgies at home.

Keep that allen key in my peehole.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

I want, no, NEED to know the names of the sex positions this person gets into :allears:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Is that Conan O'Brien's kid?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

CommissarMega posted:

I want, no, NEED to know the names of the sex positions this person gets into :allears:

Nnngh I'm about to knutstorp

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Brawnfire posted:

Nnngh I'm about to knutstorp
:lol:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Brawnfire posted:

Nnngh I'm about to knutstorp

Ah, I got Ingelfloop in my hair, this poo poo is like rubber cement, also known as Blaarfult.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Came across this in my town yesterday. Took the photo then got accosted by the owner who spent some time explaining his creative desires and life story to me. It's not wildly aug but the doll head was creepy to me.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You're lucky to get out of there alive.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I want to hear the person's story. Covered wagons are really neat-o, especially weird loving ramshackle DIY ones such as this.

sugar mouse
Oct 17, 2006

Tubgoat posted:

I want to hear the person's story. Covered wagons are really neat-o, especially weird loving ramshackle DIY ones such as this.

Wish I could remember it properly but he's been homeless, had been put up in a hotel this year but be said because they didn't understand his need for creative change, they threw him out. He is living in a caravan by the side of the road near this boat thing and he said all the decorations were part of his spiritual journey.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

sugar mouse posted:

Wish I could remember it properly but he's been homeless, had been put up in a hotel this year but be said because they didn't understand his need for creative change, they threw him out. He is living in a caravan by the side of the road near this boat thing and he said all the decorations were part of his spiritual journey.

I hope the rest of his journey treats him better. Thanks for relaying the tale!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Fresh hot content!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

loving hell they really did put anything onto cards in the 90s.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Would be better if it was lenticular and had him hip thrusting when you tilted it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

OwlFancier posted:

Would be better if it was lenticular and had him hip thrusting when you tilted it.

lenDICKular



*BAM*

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
LenTITular. Her tits bounce when you tilt.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

rydiafan posted:

There's this Cracked article, from before they got bought out and fired all the talent.

https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/7-gross-foods-your-grandparents-ate-that-we-taste-tested/

This reminds me of "Impossible Pie", which is sometimes "Impossible Cheesecake". The theory is, the crust precipitates to the bottom to form a nice crispy base as a single crust pie.

It does not. It does not in any way. You could not even construe it as a pie. It never sets right. My mother in law makes it all the time. It does not work. It will never work. You end up with a mealy terrible pumpkin pie full of graham crackers, playdough, and sorrow.

Do not make "Impossible Pie". There's a reason they call it impossible. Just eat pie filling out of the can. It's better.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/DefOOP1.mp4

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





lol

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Tubgoat posted:

Fresh hot content!

Why would a polymorph (?) want to sleep with a reptoid like Hillary Clinton?

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