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SIDS Vicious

drat!

# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:13

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:05

Finger Prince

Sid Vicious posted:

Has anyone ever said "what's the deal with airline food?" Seems like an untapped market

Hmm, has potential... Lemme riff on it a bit, see what comes out...

What's the deal with airline food? Seems like something from the Before Times. Do they even still serve food on airlines? Man, remember when they'd give you a little plastic container of warmed over slop, you'd peel the plastic off the top and be greeted by some grey vegetables, mystery sauce, and some approximation of meat? I miss those. Oh, and you remember how they used to charge for it to increase revenue, but they'd have to put it on a plate to dress it up to try to hide the fact that it was the same crap as in the plastic rectangle? Yeah you're not fooling anyone guys. We still ate it. Oh, we complained and made jokes, but we still ate it. I miss airline food.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 18:22

google THIS

A movie about Michael Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Adam Sandler having a contest where the winner gets to play every major role in an upcoming comedy, and it's based on a true story and all three of them are played by whoever won the contest.

# ? Nov 2, 2020 20:47

SIDS Vicious

google THIS posted:

A movie about Michael Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Adam Sandler having a contest where the winner gets to play every major role in an upcoming comedy, and it's based on a true story and all three of them are played by whoever won the contest.

lol I would watch this

# ? Nov 2, 2020 22:15

manero

Adam Sandler circa 1993 singing:

There she was, just-a walkin' down the street, singin'
Doo wah diddy diddy dum DIPPITY DOO

# ? Nov 3, 2020 02:40

Dip Viscous

calling every nearby shop trying to find a place that stocks prince albert tobacco, befuddled at how rude everyone is being about such a simple question

# ? Nov 5, 2020 16:52

Jaguars!

Being a section of memory on a server in the cloud, and realizing that the memory you are going to be holding until you die is the words "Ham Wallet"

# ? Nov 6, 2020 01:16

pecan

we read ham wallet in high school english

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:05

FactsAreUseless

manero posted:

Adam Sandler circa 1993 singing:

There she was, just-a walkin' down the street, singin'
Doo wah diddy diddy dum DIPPITY DOO

You're about two years and one SNL cast member off of the film L.A. Story.

# ? Nov 6, 2020 03:51

The X-man cometh

Jaguars! posted:

Being a section of memory on a server in the cloud, and realizing that the memory you are going to be holding until you die is goatse

# ? Nov 6, 2020 07:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

Jaguars! posted:

Being a section of memory on a server in the cloud, and realizing that the memory you are going to be holding until you die is the words "Ham Wallet"

a proud ipod jazzed to be filled with music, only to have the nickelback discography transferred into it's brain

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 6, 2020 22:16

Dip Viscous

a guy getting into all sorts of wacky trouble because he can only pee if he's singing roundabout

*steps up to urinal in crowded restroom* *zzzzzip* THEY MAKE THE CHILDREN REALLY RING I SPEND THE DAY YOUR WAY

# ? Nov 7, 2020 05:02

Yinlock

a daring spy retrieves plans for the enemy's top-secret new weapon, but it's one of those lovely drawings that's like a stick-figure riding a dinosaur that shoots lasers

# ? Nov 11, 2020 02:38

google THIS

Yinlock posted:

a daring spy retrieves plans for the enemy's top-secret new weapon, but it's one of those lovely drawings that's like a stick-figure riding a dinosaur that shoots lasers

Many Bothans died

# ? Nov 11, 2020 17:57

SIDS Vicious

dwarves mining and selling heroin

# ? Nov 12, 2020 00:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

Sid Vicious posted:

dwarves mining and selling heroin

digging too deep, too far, and unleashing fentanyl

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 12, 2020 00:31

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

digging too deep, too far, and unleashing fentanyl

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 00:35

SIDS Vicious

Heather Papps posted:

digging too deep, too far, and unleashing fentanyl

lmao

# ? Nov 12, 2020 01:04

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

critically failing a vibe check

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# ? Nov 12, 2020 08:13

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Jacobi North looks over his immense stockpile, each can of northern beans reminds him of his life's work; Discovering the first northern beans, cultivating them, discovering the best harvesting techniques, and perfecting the canning processes. Unfortunately, no one has bought a can in decades. He angrily crushes a can in his fists, the northern bean mush running down his forearms.

"WHAT MAKES THEM SO loving GREAT, ANYWAY?!"

# ? Nov 12, 2020 18:39

Escape From Noise

Night of the Living Deadass

# ? Nov 13, 2020 16:44

Dip Viscous

Knee Deep in the Deadpan

# ? Nov 13, 2020 17:37

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Sid Vicious posted:

Has anyone ever said "what's the deal with airline food?" Seems like an untapped market

i havent been served airline food ever. i suspect the likes of seinfeld killed the idea

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:44

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*in exremely jerry seinfeld voice*
todays youth get triggered too much! i'm very mmuch culturally relevant today! remember airplane peanuts??

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:46

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NO JERRY! NOBODY REMEMBERS AIRPLANE PEANUTS ANYMORE! YOU RIBBED ON THEM UNTIL THEY DIED AND THEN SOME MORE

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:48

google THIS

Airline food tier list:

S: Biscoff

D: Anything else

# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:49

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the deal with air plane food is both that your taste buds will react differently at 10k feet above sea levels due to air pressure

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 22:55

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

Airline food tier list:

S: Biscoff

D: Anything else

What about the ice cream, fruit plates, and port trolley?

# ? Nov 13, 2020 23:01

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

Airline food tier list:

S: Biscoff

D: Anything else

yo i love those lil cookies and wish you could get em on the ground

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# ? Nov 13, 2020 23:05

Yinlock

Heather Papps posted:

digging too deep, too far, and unleashing fentanyl

# ? Nov 13, 2020 23:12

FactsAreUseless

A juggalo tries to overclock their expensive video card

# ? Nov 14, 2020 01:49

Finger Prince

owlhawk911 posted:

yo i love those lil cookies and wish you could get em on the ground

you can! in big fuckin packs too! They're awesome.
You can also get biscoff spread like nutella only lotus biscoff.

# ? Nov 14, 2020 02:04

SIDS Vicious

book binding finally made illegal in Alexandria

# ? Nov 14, 2020 02:44

FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

book binding finally made illegal in Alexandria

Book binding banned after mistaken for book bondage

# ? Nov 14, 2020 05:59

Robot Made of Meat

Nosfereefer posted:

the deal with air plane food is both that your taste buds will react differently at 10k feet above sea levels due to air pressure

You're channeling Joke Explainer, aren't you?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Nov 14, 2020 07:03

google THIS

Mom, your Beastie Boy jealousy is tearing this family apart!

# ? Nov 15, 2020 02:57

The Voice of Labor

sexyme street

the nookie monster

flirt and horny

dick bird

snuffalottapuss

the mount

lover monster

oscar the libertine

# ? Nov 15, 2020 08:18

Dip Viscous

The Voice of Labor posted:

snuffalottapuss

# ? Nov 16, 2020 16:30

biosterous

saturday night is alright for fighting, i guess

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he/him

# ? Nov 17, 2020 01:32

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:05

Finger Prince

I Can't Believe It's Not Better!®

# ? Nov 17, 2020 15:21

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