Solice Kirsk posted:

And even then it's hit or miss. I'll go through and pick out some winners.

Give you guys some selected ambien works.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6fzfOyp.gifv

BMan posted:

mancubus glory kill animation

Kitfox88 posted:

AHH F/UGH posted:

@realRichardKyanka: Why won't Crooked Jeffrey and the Mods allow observers from Fark.com and Reddit to observe the Lol counting process? Unfair $10 block put in place. Stories about missing lols becoming rampant. What are they trying to hide? We had many famous lols when I was Admin. Not good!

china bot posted:

china bot posted:

Bismuth posted:

Big furry buttholes have been around much longer than the 2010s, it originated in (human) bara porn (80s, 90s?) where every muscle is big including the sphincter. It migrated into bara furries from there around the early 00s, starting out with just accentuating the ring a little, sometimes you see people with kinda meaty buttholes in porn so I think they got it from that. The real DOUGHNUT holes started from horse furries though, since horses IRL have kinda doughnutty bholes, and they just pumped that up to 11 like all fetish people do. I think it got especially widespread during the brony years. Trust me if its supposed to be prolapsed you'll fuckin know it. You can kind of see the inspiration if you look at pics of goatse or somebody into stretching when they're just loose/relaxed, because they kinda have that thick ring of muscle, then just put it through the same mental process that gives you inflation and you get big innertube assholes.

Now, if you want to see an art style so gross that your mind will collapse in on itself and rattle around your skull like a little dried up peppercorn just GIS 'nezunezu furry' or 'nezunezu prolapse' or something along those lines.

Kitfox88 posted:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the fastest way to get an accurate answer is to posit an inaccurate one.

Uncle Enzo posted:

mom1 and dad1 have the SA poster (kid1)
mom1 and dad1 divorce

dad1 remarries to mom2

dad1 and mom2 have the sister (kid2)
dad1 and mom2 divorce
mom2 marries mom3

mom3 is stepmom to kid2, but not to kid1, since kid2 is the child of dad1 and mom2. kid1 and kid2 share a father, but not mothers, and one of their mothers remarried to a woman.

Of course kid1 and kid2 would only be half-siblings in this example, but having a solid blended family that dispenses with the half- designation isn't unheard of.

Bonzo posted:

These new porn categories are getting confusing

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

RFC2324 posted:

Is he wearing a vest of blackcats?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Crust First posted:

An urban breathing mask for the 21st century

food court bailiff posted:

from the Awful Kickstarters thread:

The General posted:

Those might sell well in China, but outside flu panics, nobody really cares about a face mask.

Freakbox posted:

Man, I want one of these. I can breathe healthy AND be the creepy girl at the bus stop that no one wants to talk to. It'd be amazing to make it all the way to work without being spoken to because I look like I'm preparing for the apocalypse or have the plague. Americans are conditioned to avoid people in 'dust masks'- I want to take advantage of that.

Maluco Marinero posted:

Pretty much, seems a pretty western thing to be too vain/proud to wear a mask, so everyone gets the flu instead.

fishmech posted:

Don't want to burst your bubble, but it's not really backed by medical results to wear masks like that to keep you from getting sick or keep others from getting sick from you. Especially for stuff like the flu, where the airborne bits of nastiness that will spread the infection can do quite well at getting through the masks and more importantly around the sides.

Inceltown posted:

Of course fishmech goes on about the 'science' of masks stopping infections spreading being bunk.

elise the great posted:

Vented masks like the first will absolutely spew your boogers everywhere. Masks in general offer minimal protection from others’ droplets, and that only if you maintain good PPE hygiene and dont fingerfuck the same unwashed mask all day every day for a week.

A well-fitted mask is great at catching your own covid juice and keeping it close to your face. So the covid dose floating in the air is kept to a minimum that matches the minimal protection offered by everyone else’s masks. If everyone wears a well-fitted mask, everyone is pretty drat safe. If you’re the only one wearing a mask in an enclosed space, you are not safe and you should leave.

This is an unfunny covid post sorry everyone

Flesh Forge posted:

https://twitter.com/jasonintrator/status/1327055524362334209

flashy_mcflash posted:

Well he doesn't specify what side his dad was on.

Fluoride Jones posted:

no wonder he hates the crimson tide

Captain Hygiene posted:

fish, mechtually

ratbert90 posted:

Those engineers and scientists do deserve commendation. They are amazing people with a ton of talent. But you can’t discount the guy who is paying them and spearheading the company as well. Without him, those scientists wouldn’t be making the cool tech that might save the planet.

botany posted:

Those slaves do deserve commendation. They were amazing people with a ton of talent. But you can’t discount the slave owners who were owning them and spearheading the plantations as well. Without them, those slaves wouldn’t have produced the goods that ran the american economy.

Ganson posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

botany posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_off

Syd Midnight posted:

is worth emptyquoting, but just in case, from my goons.txt





(also, "flu masks are mostly to protect everyone else from your germs" is precisely why so many Americans refuse to wear 'em. )

Afriscipio posted:

It's a case of "gently caress you, got mine."

The mine is Coronavirus.

Butt Detective posted:

Lying on my side when I sleep is comfy but I can’t do it anymore because it makes my back hurt now. Also my back just hurts in general. Probably because I keep rolling into my side in my sleep. I’m not 30 until next year, body, wtf

Cacafuego posted:

Could be your posture is all hosed up from sitting weird at your too-low desk

E: I bet if you were having butt pains you could figure out why in no time

Grendels Dad posted:

So, I guess we have to thank IT and the surrounding clown thirst for giving us the suffix -ussy denoting the meaing [I want to have sex with that]

Heath posted:

Had to read this three times before I realized you were not referring to information technologies

Grendels Dad posted:

Well, in a roundabout way I am, I guess.

CAROL posted:

girl pussy (gussy)

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1328106342997962754

ultrafilter posted:

Are those the fabled boards of Canada?

Gutter Phoenix posted:

smoobles posted:

I have been, and shall always be, your favorite president (me)

Cornbinks posted:

Trump will throw so many people under the bus it'll make Takeshi 6-9 look like Giles Corey.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Who What Now posted:

If you look at the first picture you'd think he was concerned and upset at his swollen anus. But then you realized, no, he's dissapointed at how small his butthole is