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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
On the level of boob plates those are downright tame.

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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Isn’t armor in Star Wars supposed to be some sort of weird flexible plastic-metal anyway (to cover how all the armor in the original movies was very obviously some cheaply produced injection mold plastic)? I imagine titty armor is less of a liability in the pastfantasy spacefuture than in medieval times since its not serving the same use case

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sydin posted:

Yeah it's barely even boob armor, more just the female chest piece is curved rather than straight. That said it is equally dumb that such a mild take instantly whipped a bunch of morons into a frothing rage.

Lol

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



I haven’t watched Mandalorian but isn’t their armor a cultural, ceremonial sort of thing? Don’t they wear it literally all of the time? In that case it would make some sense for women and men to have different base shapes for their armor, as long as both are practical, which seems to be the case.

There’s this blog I like called Bikini Armor Battle Damage that posts about different women’s armor designs, specific reasons why some are bad, and every so often does cool redraws on bad designs. Be warned though: some of these “armor” designs are REALLY skimpy, so don’t go browsing this at work or your grandma’s house or whatever.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

It's actually a good video, honestly, thumbnail aside. Shad has some actual decent arguments on why "boob armor" isn't completely unrealistic and it doesn't go into weird sexist rants or anything.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I always generally thought "Boob Armor" was when they specifically put cleavage on breastplates, which would basically create a nice internal spike so someone can easily crack your sternum if they hit you in the chest- which is just one of the many reasons it is stupid.

The Mandalorian stuff doesn't look like that at all? Just like there's room for breasts so the actor can breathe?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea 'boob armor' means literally armor meant to accent and impractically show off tits often making it way worse than normal armor, not armor that...fits over tits without mashing them down...It's perfectly fine armor that looks like it's meant to fit a body type securely and comfortably like, you know, a warrior culture would have.

It's a stupid take but as usual with Anita anyone who's reaction to her bad take is deeper than 'well, that's silly to say' is probably a way bigger freak.

sexpig by night fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 16, 2020

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I never really had a problem with boob armor personally. And I'm happy that sexy boi armor is also catching up, if slowly. Let everybody be sexy forever.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
yea I'm fine with things as long as it's the Monster Hunter/Final Fantasy style, let EVERYONE look like Paladins that part time at the local strip club and don't like to change between jobs, drat it. Men want to look like sluts too :argh:

But yea for real of all the problems Mandalorian has behind the scenes (one character's an insane anti-mask/corona truther who just tried to get people to follow her to one of the straight up nazi alternatives to twitter, and the character they teased showing up soon is likely going to be played by Rosario Dawson who's literally a violent transphobe), trying to drag whoever made the armor for mandos having slight room for breasts is waaay bottom of the list.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

If we’re going to discuss sexiness parity wrt space armor, we should be asking if the mandalorian has a codpiece.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

If we’re going to discuss sexiness parity wrt space armor, we should be asking if the mandalorian has a codpiece.

he does not, because Disney are COWARDS

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i mean jesus christ even if you're going to go for a dumb take on mandalorian, "baby yoda committed genocide" is right there, and at least that discourse is actually funny just for its absurdity

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
My only real criticism of Anita is that she sometimes comes off as overly sex negative in her critiques. Not about to make a 45 minute video with a thumbnail of me comically gasping about it though.

sexpig by night posted:

and the character they teased showing up soon is likely going to be played by Rosario Dawson who's literally a violent transphobe)

Which character is that?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

Isn’t armor in Star Wars supposed to be some sort of weird flexible plastic-metal anyway (to cover how all the armor in the original movies was very obviously some cheaply produced injection mold plastic)? I imagine titty armor is less of a liability in the pastfantasy spacefuture than in medieval times since its not serving the same use case

Stormtroopers and Clone Troopers wear plasteel (aka plastic steel) that is cheap, flexible, gives great protection against shrapnel and doesn't stop blaster bolts for poo poo.

Mandalorians wear Beskar or Durasteel. Beskar, or Mandalorian Iron, is extremely tough and energy resistant to the point where it can deflect lightsabers, though prolonged contact will melt through. Durasteel is more common and cheaper. Mando's suit in early season 1 was a mix of durasteel with the only full piece of beskar being his helmet.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sydin posted:

My only real criticism of Anita is that she sometimes comes off as overly sex negative in her critiques. Not about to make a 45 minute video with a thumbnail of me comically gasping about it though.


Which character is that?

don't wanna spoil but

Ahsoka from Clone Wars

I don't think it ever got literally confirmed because it's loving Disney and they treat this stuff like it's state secrets but I think it was one of those accidental confirmations that came during the start of season 2's production.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

sexpig by night posted:

don't wanna spoil but

Ahsoka from Clone Wars

I don't think it ever got literally confirmed because it's loving Disney and they treat this stuff like it's state secrets but I think it was one of those accidental confirmations that came during the start of season 2's production.

Oh well that loving sucks.

Kim Justice
Jan 29, 2007

It's 2020 and Anita Sarkeesian talking about boob armor is worthy of note for some reason

Olly has some serious Alan Partridge energy with that Trump tweet.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kim Justice posted:

It's 2020 and Anita Sarkeesian talking about boob armor is worthy of note for some reason

Olly has some serious Alan Partridge energy with that Trump tweet.

can we expand that to just "Olly has some serious Alan Partridge energy"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



alan partridge is funny

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ghostlight posted:

alan partridge is funny

poo poo, you're right

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
New Map Men video about John Snow's cholera map.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na9iO_HEe14

Impermanent
Apr 1, 2010
i have no idea if alan partridge is supposed to be good or bad based on what you're saying

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

sexpig by night posted:

Rosario Dawson who's literally a violent transphobe).
Jesus christ :stare:

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I am completely unfamiliar with this person but he talks about a cool microwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
I completely forgot about this channel because I apparently accidentally removed it from my subscribtions. TheRealJims solely makes videos on the Simpsons.
Like this one on Barney. A character I've never given much thought, but is actually kind of interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQkwL0WDi_c

Kim Justice
Jan 29, 2007

Impermanent posted:

i have no idea if alan partridge is supposed to be good or bad based on what you're saying

Alan Partridge is great but the humour/character is based on him being the cringiest person possible. To do an Alan Partridge is not necessarily good.

(I am amazed frankly that a Trump transition joke was not made sooner)

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Doesn't McIntosh use Sarkeesian's account? This seems like the sort of thing he'd shriek 'j'accuse!' over.

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
wtf kind of name is "Shadiversity"? Tremendously stupid-sounding name.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Dawgstar posted:

Doesn't McIntosh use Sarkeesian's account? This seems like the sort of thing he'd shriek 'j'accuse!' over.

THey havent worked together in years.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
ben shapiro is being a huge loving idiot over harry styles wearing a dress

thats not a surprise but in the ensuing dunking on him Hasan wore a dress


https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1328436213162799104?s=19


MY STREAMER gachiHYPER MY STREAMER gachiHYPER MY STREAMER gachiHYPER




but for real god drat hasan's cute

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Did someone say Ben Shapiro?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-w-pdqwiBw

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

I never liked boob armor, I think the design is junk in general. There are a million and one ways to bring out characterization in armor instead of boys wear blue sashes and girls wear pink bows. It's doubly bad since the Armorer exists. The real criticism is that the show isn't about the Armorer and is instead about a boring wanderer escorting merchandising.

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1328004014601097218

That aside, this is basically how I feel.

On the subject of the Armorer, the stuntlady who did that really good fight in season 1 broke down how they shot it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Oa4rCROXM

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I don't think there's a bigger explanation than 'that's how they were in the cartoon.'

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
there has been so much star wars poo poo shoved down the throat of everyone since 2015, please make it stop. I am not nostalgic for the 70s anymore. Make some kind of new cultural property please

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

No one wants new poo poo. People try all the time but it just gets ignored.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

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BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Nov 17, 2020

Iambic Pentameter
Sep 21, 2017


The fact that said webcomic was drawn by Andrew Dobson is really the cherry on top

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I'm surprised the big callout was "Oh no, boob armour" and not the fact that the lady mandalorians also had like, weirdly feminized visors as well which I don't think is a thing they've ever really done in star wars before? There've been plenty of women wearing mandalorian armour, and there've been more than one style of visor. But I can't recall off-hand any with that specific style of like, tapering shape that makes it look more like lady eyes. If it was any more cartoonish they would have given them eyelashes.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i have 70s nostalgia but for the actual cool poo poo from the 70s, not star wars

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Iambic Pentameter posted:

The fact that said webcomic was drawn by Andrew Dobson is really the cherry on top
are you kidding me

What a weird conflux of weird(especially in regards to dobson) internet bullshit

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