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ShallNoiseUpon posted:Sergio Ramos defending the honor of Real Madrid on Twitter lol
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giving me douche chills isn't getting heat, friend
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cauliflower jones posted:it's pretty telling that when left unscripted the only way they can get heat is referencing AEW. should be the other way around! Powerful insecure Triple H at the DX hall of fame induction energy
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Retribution’s gimmick is Reddit/4chan posters. I won’t see it any other way at this point. Like, this is their actual gimmick. So fresh. So clean.
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Nov 18, 2020 04:14
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get mansoor in there to do some more fun antisemitism!
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JUNGLE BOY posted:get mansoor in there to do some more fun antisemitism! i thought he was literally one of retribution but i've been paying no attention
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Nov 18, 2020 05:22
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How long do you think it takes the, to convert their tweets to those ASCII characters?
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flatluigi posted:i thought he was literally one of retribution no, his buddies Shane Thorne and Dio Maddin are Slapjack and Mace, but i guess they decided they need Mansoor to be the conquering Saudi hero on the blood money shows too much to put him in Retribution
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>Somehow become a professional wrestler >Lifelong dream, I say, but it's a lot of work >Am blessed with a great physique, but spend all day in the gym >Probably could have been a star anywhere in the world >Just a few more days, weeks, months, years >Actually get a call >"Come to the Big Leagues, Pal" >Kicking myself for not getting a better name than the first letter of each line
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Rusty Shackelford posted:>Somehow become a professional wrestler good snap
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He had won the greatest victory, the one over himself. He was just happy to be here.
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Lid posted:He had won the greatest victory, the one over himself. Ricochet's new Finisher name: A Gin-Soaked Tear
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Lead Pipe Cinch posted:How long do you think it takes the, to convert their tweets to those ASCII characters? M̸̠͍̪̓̈́͛y̸͇͖̾̕͜͝ b̵̡̘̟̈́͒͝r̵̻̼͕̔͛͝o̸̢͚̠͌̾͝t̵͔͓͇͌̓͝h̵͖͉͕͛̈́͘e̴͖̫̻̓̈́̾r̵͎̦̿̔͑͜ s̵̞̔͒̕͜l̵͕̫̺̓́̕a̸͉̙̙͌͑͛p̵͓̼̟̒͒̿j̸̠͇͇̾͊̈́a̸̙̐͑͘͜c̴̝̺̝͋͐̀k̴̺̘̝̈́̓̓
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He comes... S̶̢̧̯̺̻̳̳̭̙̙̹͍͎͖̪͔̦̮̯͈̖̙̠̤͔̩̻͓̩̘͉̆͂̎̓̿̿͐̓͐͑̎̀͆̈̌̈́̆̋̉͂͂̂͌̒̋͐̀̄̐̎͋͑̅̾̑̾̚͘̚͝͝L̵̡̧̧̧̛͕̗͔̼̟̝̱̲͉̮̼̹̼͙̘͎͚̩͍̣̗̠̩̭͈͈̣̭͙͇̰̪͔͇̩͍͉͍̻̭̹̹̘̞̭͇͍͉͓̫͍͔͚̻͇̿̒̇̒̅͑͊̊̀͒͒͌͐͂̒̓̿̊̐͐͆̑̈́́͛̌͐͒̋͒̍̽̂͆͋̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͝Ą̵̬͚͚͚̫̦̙͚͕͗̂͋̇̓̊̈͒̐́͋͐̌̕͝ͅP̴̢̡̨̧̛̘̜̯̣̟̺͕̫͇̫͓͇̪̥̜͈̹̙͍̟̻̬̮͙͔̗̜͉͇̪̺͈̣̙̥͔̝̖̤̪̘̤͊̈́̓͌̆̈̈́̅͊͌̂͌͐̍̔̎̀́̈́̄͊͗͐̚̚͜͠ͅJ̷̢̧̣͚̰̲̰̱͔̥̘͙̙͉̝̣̝̲̮͍͉̺͖̣͔̯̿́́̏̈́̾̀̾͑͗͆͗̈́͋̊̿̋̾̂̈̚̚͝ͅA̸̧̢̨̡̨̛̯͚̱̲̼̝͇͉̼̫̱̠͍̥̬͉̜͔̥͚̣̘̪̳͎̺̟̪͎̬̪̱͓̪̰̜̦̳̦̭̳͌̂̓̎̄̓͐̏̕͘͝͝C̶̨̠͖̲͖̲̹̺͕͓̋̒̅Ķ̷̢̧̯̣̮͖̦͓̞͕͚͍̤̞͈̹̮̘͎͍̗͕̲̰͇͕͍̭͚̟̮̙̘͍͙̪̭̹̟̼͇̯̙̞͕͚̤̩̝̠̰͔̠̤͍̏͛̋̂̂̎́̆̅̍̓̒͆̆̍͘͘̚͜͝͠ͅͅ
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In listening to Pollock and Wais podcast, I’m not sure what the Takers final farewell would be. Does he give someone a tombstone or give a speech to the virtual audience? I just ask these questions rhetorically because it’s crazy how beholden to Vince, that Taker is when his contemporaries aren’t.
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how many years ago did he waste his final appearance 'move' and leave his hat in the ring? did he do it a bunch of times? this time he should leave a big pile of turds in the ring! That's what he is similar to
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Cavauro posted:how many years ago did he waste his final appearance 'move' and leave his hat in the ring? did he do it a bunch of times? this time he should leave a big pile of turds in the ring! That's what he is similar to I honestly think he did it three times.
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One was against Cena and one was at the Saudi oil show I think. I can’t remember another time.
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Cavauro posted:how many years ago did he waste his final appearance 'move' and leave his hat in the ring? did he do it a bunch of times? this time he should leave a big pile of turds in the ring! That's what he is similar to so that's how they'll make bray the new undertaker
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Nov 18, 2020 07:03
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It was after his match with Roman Reigns, which looking it up was in 2017 at Wrestlemania 33. Since then he had Wrestlemania matches with John Cena and AJ Styles.
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Jerusalem posted:It was after his match with Roman Reigns, which looking it up was in 2017 at Wrestlemania 33. And those were the best two matches he had. Everything else (DX vs BoD, dropping Goldberg on his bean, his bootlicking and taste for nazi clothing lines) was a complete tire fire. Not since Ric Flair has someone pissed away fan goodwill so badly. Even Reddit was turning on him.
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Maybe it's dumb, hokey bullshit but Survivor Series is so stale they could've just taken a couple mid/upper carders and done an Undertaker vs The Fiend Survivor Series match where they've got 5 guys dressed up as 5 different eras of The Undertaker and put them against 5 goofy Bray Wyatt guys and that would've been enough to at least make me mildly interested in Survivor Series Or have Attitude Era vs Ruthless Aggression tribute matches, or whatever. At least a theme to these undercard matches besides RAW and Smackdown, a month after the Draft happens where half the people on the roster have absolutely no reason to have brand loyalty.
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I was doing a zalgo text twitter gimmick in an e-fed like five years ago someone got paid for this, in 2020
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TV Zombie posted:I’m not sure what the Takers final farewell would be. Does he give someone a tombstone or give a speech to the virtual audience?
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Doc M posted:He'll get beaten up by Baron Corbin. the way of all flesh
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Undertaker's send-off will be to lose a match, kneel down, the lights fade to black... ...and when the lights come up he's bent over spreading his cheeks for the camera. And then a hand erupts out of his hind quarters: who could it be???????? Slapjack
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Shinjobi posted:Undertaker's send-off will be to lose a match, kneel down, the lights fade to black... It’ll be the gobbledy Gooker, Undertaker was the egg all along. Long. term. storytelling.
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yea ok posted:so that's how they'll make bray the new undertaker lol
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ChrisBTY posted:Lights go out. Undertaker's clothes are in the ring. Lights go out again. When they come back it is Baron Corbin dressed as the Undertaker. lights go out, undertaker is unclothed in the ring. his clothes appear on the entrance ramp and point at the wrestlemania sign. naked undertaker vs. his clothes w/ naked mideon as the special guest ref.
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The Undertaker does his usual 20 minute entrance routine. He stands in the ring. The lights go out. The lights come back on. His skin is gone. He looks like Uncle Frank from Hellraiser. He is unusally calm for a man with no skin. The lights go off and come back on. The Undertaker’s guts are on the ramp. His skeleton is in the ring, propped up like a scarecrow. The lights go off and come back on. The skeleton is holding a framed photo of Scott Hall. Roll credits.
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Nov 18, 2020 11:32
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They should bring Undertaker back as a jobber who likes to dance.
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Kennel posted:They should bring Undertaker back as a jobber who likes to dance. DJ Deadman He has the best dance moves, such as the Charleston and the Lindy Hop.
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Nov 18, 2020 11:40
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The Underbreaker, a mortician who likes to breakdance.
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I just want him to hit the hell’s gate on a turkey neck
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On the basis that al the best gimmicks are based on real life, Undertaker should become a prize fighter that puts all his money towards big dogs getting surgeries. Each match a different injured dog is wheeled out onto the ramp, if Taker wins the dog gets lifesaving surgery. If Taker loses, the dog gets thrown in a dumpster.
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