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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

quote:

A nonprofit ministry is set to launch the first-ever Christian airline next year, providing a source of travel for missionaries seeking to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ across the globe. Judah 1, currently based out of Shreveport, Louisiana, has already carried small groups of missionaries to disaster areas and mission fields in its capacity as a private airline.

But starting next year, Judah 1 will “go from being private, which is what we are now, to an actual airline standard,” Judah 1 President and CEO Everett Aaron told The Christian Post in an interview. When this happens, Judah 1 will have a Federal Aviation Administration certification, putting it in the same league as well-known airlines such as Delta.

Judah 1 promises that there will be “no baggage fees and no cargo fees.” Currently the airline’s largest aircraft seats 120 passengers, but they say they have plans to expand the fleet with bigger planes when they add hubs other than Shreveport.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 01:26

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

canyoneer posted:

We're trying out new ideas to keep women safe

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:08

Dissapointed Owl: Jan 30, 2008; You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329093126238203905?s=19

Wow. We're really gonna see this guy hit rock bottom over the next two months. There's no safety net for this dude, no five stages of grief leading to acceptance. He's just gonna... do this.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:10

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What do you call two dead soldiers on the surface of Mars

BENGHAZI AINT GOIN AWAY

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:11

Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

Big Beef City posted:

what the hell is this going to possibly accomplish?

I imagine people realized that if he actually has money, he's going to throw it at anything that seems to him might help him win. So basically everyone's conning him and he ends up looking Very Presidential..

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:11

h3r0n: Dec 22, 2005

Dynastocles posted:

who keeps voting for her? like I've never heard anything positive about her other than she championed women's issues like fifty years ago.

She did that sass clap that one time.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:12

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

Seems like a good time to start an airline, yeah. Me, I'm opening a travel agency.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:13

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Lazyfire posted:

I'm losing my mind then, I remember him saying it will just go away like it was nothing, saying it was not even that bad, claiming kids can't spread it, etc. but I can't recall him just outright saying it was a hoax. He may have and I missed it because I can't stand his voice and those press conferences was one of those embarrassment-by-proxy things than they were funny.

A better archivist will probably be able to find a video clip, but based on a quick Twitter search, he definitely said "China Virus Hoax" at some point.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1291713214066184192

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:13

Hobo Clown: Oct 16, 2012; Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.

I said come in! posted:

Population: 672,662
Total Voters: 250,138

He's saying there were more votes counted than votes submitted, not total population. No idea if that's true but it's him saying it so of course it isn't, but I would like to know specifically why it's not true since that seems to be the new line of attack after dead people & Dominion didn't go anywhere.

gently caress did I just get gaslit? :ohdear:

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:13

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

I said come in! posted:

population: 9.987 million
number of votes: 5,527,627

He didn't say more votes than population. He said more votes than number of people who voted, which is hilarious

Also even then, Michigan's total registered voter count was 8,061,525 in October, with 7,151,051 being "active" voters

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:13

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

pro starcraft loser posted:

This is getting less funny and more pathetic.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:14

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Hobo Clown posted:

Trump will refuse to pay for the recount and so Wisconsin will refuse to do the recount and he'll scream to the heavens about how unconstitutional they're being

This is all he's doing nowadays. He gets caught in some grift or lying or whatever and it's all a Dem conspiracy against him wah wah wah. I guess he's trying to yank back on that rubber band and get the tension so high for his sycophants that they snap into action but all they'll do is impotently bitch about it online and or/get shot by cops after showing up armed at a Dairy Queen dressed in some airsoft armor that makes them look like a fat trashcan robot.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:14

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Bogus Adventure posted:

"The people know how to protect their health."

Lol, this is being aired on the same network who employs this assclown

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1094741186483548160

Paging Dr.spaceman,paging Dr.spaceman.

https://youtu.be/TuXL9RN70Bo

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:14

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

h3r0n posted:

https://twitter.com/DemocracyInn/status/1329082367399456770

Just great.

Can't wait for her sassy claps and then going back to signing Trunimp's poo poo.

h3r0n posted:

She did that sass clap that one time.

She also help up a Bible that one time.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:14

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Bogus Adventure posted:

He's just going to do this forever now, right? He can't move on because he is the sorest of losers (tremendously sore), so he's going to continue to be extremely online and angry about being a big loser for the rest of his pitiful existence (or until someone takes away his Internet access).

"Mr. President, sir, we've never seen such a big, beautiful loser," the big tough guy exclaims tearfully.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:15

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

The new Christian Airlines, The Walls of Jericho .

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:16

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1329056745713438720

This is getting pretty Kafkaesque!

canyoneer posted:

We're trying out new ideas to keep the women of Okinawa safe

Even the marines don't deserve such death.

pro starcraft loser posted:

This is getting less funny and more pathetic.

At least it's between these two. Imagine if the president was someone like Dick Cheney.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:16

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Stare-Out posted:

like a fat trashcan robot.

Do not talk poo poo about the Eggslut

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:16

hey mom its 420: May 12, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

I just heard boeing is getting ready to sell 737 MAX airplanes again, looks like they found the buyer. who needs engineering regulations when you have the power of prayer

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:17

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

Yes please biblically interpret the rudder controls, and send us all straight to the afterlife. loving hell

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:17

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

mobby_6kl posted:

At least it's between these two.

Yeah, don't get me wrong, I'm still laughing.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:17

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

Flyinglemur posted:

My balls are a singularity contained entirely in this can of Salt and Vinegar Pringles brand chip food snack

Once you pop, you can't stop.... The destruction of the universe!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:18

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

withak posted:

I'm picturing a Trump campaign worker standing at a counter in a state office in WI counting out change and saying "how many precincts can I get for this?"

It�s the Chris Rock bit from I�m gonna get you sucka minus the part at the end where he actually has money.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:19

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329096639651471361?s=19

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:19

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Can't wait for her sassy claps and then going back to signing ~~Trunimp's~~ Biden's poo poo.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:20

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Lazyfire posted:

I'm losing my mind then, I remember him saying it will just go away like it was nothing, saying it was not even that bad, claiming kids can't spread it, etc. but I can't recall him just outright saying it was a hoax. He may have and I missed it because I can't stand his voice and those press conferences was one of those embarrassment-by-proxy things than they were funny.

This is all I could find: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-calls-coronavirus-democrats-new-hoax-n1145721

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:21

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

withak posted:

"Mr. President, sir, we've never seen such a big, beautiful loser," the big tough guy exclaims tearfully.

lmao

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:21

JagerNinja: Sep 13, 2011; Steely-eyed Missile of a Man

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

It only took a few hundred years, but we're finally back to Christian missionaries spreading plagues around the world!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:22

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Big Beef City posted:

"I cannot see germs, therefore they are not real."

Yea well I can't see any fuckin Trump votes either what does that tell ya?

Lol goddamn

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:23

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1329024973055385600

GolfHole posted:

so ~22% of people

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

Yeah, but people in the US are incredibly loving stupid and almost half believe in ghosts and vampires and poo poo, so half of Republicans being knuckle-dragging, drooling idiots is hardly a surprise.

Edit: LifeSunDeath also points out the Jesus dinosaur poo poo and lmao for a blissful minute I forgot that was a thing. Remember kids: Americans are dumb.

I'm pretty sure this is all just going away like this in January. Recall how FOX suddenly couldn't make the crazy stop?

LOL

A Fancy Hat posted:

They call 'em vampires, folks, they're.... the angry left is in bed with them, they love them, they suck the blood. And I... I know a little about the sucking, the blood... there used to be a beautiful place where those things happened, but it's gone now, bye bye. The vampires are out here, okay, they... they move in next to you, KAMALA HARRIS loves this, doesn't she? She wants to put up the low income housing, right... right in those suburbs. And one night, okay, you'll... you look out the window and see him, he's brought a beautiful woman home. But then you see the fangs, out... he gets out the fangs. And the girl is dead. BING BING BING!

And then you go to tell somebody, I go.... and your Mom says "Okay, here's the new neighbor, his name is Jerry, say... you gotta say hello." But he's the guy, isn't he? He's the guy from across the street. And before... before you know it? He's dancing with your girlfriend, who would... later on she's the neighbor of the shoe salesman, isn't she? But now she's your girlfriend but she's dancing with the vampire. And then she gets a very terrifying face. It's very.... it's not good.

So you go to the guy, the TV guy, we love the TV, don't we? That's... it stands for something, doesn't it, folks? What?

*snfnffnFFFFT*

But we go to the TV guy, old guy, little guy, and maybe we remember him also on...well... he did some shows, some movies. And you ask him for help but he says no but then? We go to him, he brings the mirror... and then... well... that's... you know. He's got it then.

And at the end we smash the windows, break 'em up and then it's bye bye. But he waves from the TV at you, and at me... but then you get the eyes inside the house. And this is... Joe Biden loves this, he loves it, and because of him and Cory Booker you're always gonna get the eyes in the house. Forever.

Vielen Dank. Ich bin Ihnen sehr verbunden f�r Ihre Dienste, mein Herr. Chapeau!

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:24

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

I hope a terrorist flies it into one of those mega churches since you know Jesus preached in an opulent house of worship.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:24

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329097946776940559?s=19

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:24

h3r0n: Dec 22, 2005

Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Can't wait for her sassy claps and then going back to signing Trunimp's poo poo.

She also help up a Bible that one time.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:27

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1329090784650350598?s=20

I hear they are offering free one way trips to North Sentinel Island

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:30

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1329075487553974275?s=19

WOULD'NT

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:31

Severedseven: Jun 6, 2007; Heavy and light

I said come in! posted:

Population: 672,662
Total Voters: 250,138

I was just looking this up too and was writing the following to share with anyone that shared the very presidential tweet.

Detroit�s election turnout was 49.56% -- 250,138 total votes out of 504,714 registered voters.
Wayne County has 1,406,355 registered voters and 878,102 votes were cast (62.44%).
The population of Detroit is 670,031 as of summer 2020 and the population of Wayne County is 1,749,150.
So no, there were not more votes in Wayne county than people. There were not even more votes in Wayne county than registered voters.

# ? Nov 18, 2020 17:31