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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That’s the only use of a hologram I would ever mark out for

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


oh my god i picked the perfect time to tune in

that loving paul bearer jpeg

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Seth Rollins posted:

paul bearer is a ghost

holy poo poo I was right about the WWE ghosts

also that was horrible tasteless.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

whatever happened to the urn

at one point someone melted it down into a chain necklace that was hilariously larger than you could make out of the urn

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

it's driving me insane that after taking all of this time to do everything this slowly they're doing a ten-gong salute but they can't let gong.wav play out in full

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
undertaker is also a hologram

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.

Do not even ask posted:

oh my god i picked the perfect time to tune in

that loving paul bearer jpeg

This is the 35th minute of this segment.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

kitten emergency posted:

i cant tell if the paul bearer hologram was tasteless, hilarious, or both

Eh, it's fine. It's not like they had him talking or did some weird CGI stuff with him. Just a neat way to put him in the ring with Taker one last time.

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

Seth Rollins posted:

undertaker is also a hologram

vince def was

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This just keeps going!

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
This is dumb and bad I could be 26 minutes into the Broken Skull Sessions by now

Tyma
Dec 22, 2004

I love Leinster and I couldn't be happier that Jordie Barrett has signed with them on a short term deal.
Hope we finally get the Takerooni!

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

oh okay he's slitting his own throat this time for reasons.

what was the point of any of that?

katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

This segment has been death but somehow still feels fast paced compared to that Drew/Roman match

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This should have been pre-recorded so you could rest easy knowing that when his promo sucked rear end and bored everyone it would still have been his best take.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
the death of the attitude era is complete

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
man.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Undertaker removes the hat

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
What was the purpose of all of old people coming to ring?

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
30 years with WWE only to give a speech to a fake crowd and an empty arena while recorded THANK YOU TAKER chants play over your speech

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

do your dumb fist up and get the gently caress out of here mark

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



well that sure was a thing they did to say bye to taker.

katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

Digital Jedi posted:

What was the purpose of all of old people coming to ring?

Elaborate rib on Kane I’m pretty sure

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the second you're behind that curtain, you're nothin' but a mark.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was terrible

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Well that was a thing.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Digital Jedi posted:

What was the purpose of all of old people coming to ring?

:corsair:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bad

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I expected an ambush to happen but it never did

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
The Wrestlemania farewell was much better.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Since I hate the undertaker, this is just the breakdown of first Gong Hit until He retires forever!!!!!!


10:12:15 - First undertaker entrance dong! hit
10:15:00 - Undertaker appears, begins his walk....
still walking

10:16:30 - Undertaker reaches the ring
waiting on hydralic old man lift to finish taking him up

10:18:00 - Undertaker makes it inside the ring finally....

Undertaker looks lost in the squared circle... where am i? what am I doing? what are these random drum sounds happening all night

10:19:50 - Music stops, White Supremacy Undertaker chants start...
and stop...
and start again...

10:21:25 - Undertaker says his first word
10:22:45 - Undertaker Rests In Peace
10:22:46Never - Undertaker retires
just gonna hang out in the ring doing nothing for a few mins\

10:24:00 - Ghost Paul Bearer!! (someone said Ghosts! earlier in the thread)
still hanging around doing poses!

10:26:30 - The final ring exit
just gonna walk back up the ramp... ugh its so far..... my knees

10:28:00 - White Power Salute + Lightning at exit
10:28:45 - okay Stage Exit for real now --- until next blood money show

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Roasted Donut posted:

30 years with WWE only to give a speech to a fake crowd and an empty arena while recorded THANK YOU TAKER chants play over your speech

Not watching but honestly this sounds like deserving of TNA chants or Fire Russo because THIS isnt wrestling that we had.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Armitage posted:

I expected an ambush to happen but it never did

the dude is held together by hopes and dreams, the man can't bump or he'd completely fall apart

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Intruder posted:

remember when taker left his hat and gloves in the ring

then went on to wrestle a bunch of lovely matches in saudia arabia

Well, he'll probably have better matches in AEW now

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

the dumbass broken skull poo poo has him with that cancer pale skin.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Good riddance, don't come back, go suck off a cop or something

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Digital Jedi posted:

What was the purpose of all of old people coming to ring?


Ahahaha

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

the attitude era was vince's baby and it will die with him, thats why he set up a super spreader event w/ the stars of the era and made them clear the ring after the long rear end package.

vince always wins.

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004


ah poo poo this was a better post lmao

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Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
Nice to see WWE putting their canceled Eddie Guerrero is in hell tech to use after all this time.

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