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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Gazpacho posted:

that's a good sampling of the list because 3 of 4 items are just reagan being a doddering goofball, not actually incompetent

He forgot the one where the Press asked him a question they turned out the lights, his advisers whispered to reagan then turned on the lights and he said I can't talk because my guardian says so

What an odd snype

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Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

all of those reagan lols combined would last about half a page by today's standards. we've been inebriated from these highly concentrated don lols for so long we've forgotten what it feels like to be sober

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


I hope. Biden shelves the picture of trump

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


Wh staff must be thrilled they don't have to. Contend with the fat gently caress anymore

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

they should frame that photo of dog smile don in front of the berders and replace the lincoln portrait wiht it

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.
Has anyone thought about how great its going to be to see President Biden in the hall of presidents at Disney?

And how lovely and unrealistic the Donald Trump animatronic is going to look between Obama and Biden?

LOL

fuckingtest fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 24, 2020

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gay Rat Wedding posted:

all of those reagan lols combined would last about half a page by today's standards. we've been inebriated from these highly concentrated don lols for so long we've forgotten what it feels like to be sober

Exactly! It's gonna be a hard road once the LOLs dry up, but at least it won't occupy as much of our time and cause as much anger and frustration.

The LOLs have been exquisite, but we've paid a heavy price for them these past four years.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

fuckingtest posted:

Has anyone thought about how great its going to be to see President Biden in the hall of presidents at Disney?

And how lovely and unrealistic the Donald Trump animatronic is going to look between Obama and Biden?

LOL



LOL!!!

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

This is seriously a weak photoshop though. Lol

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

fuckingtest posted:

Has anyone thought about how great its going to be to see President Biden in the hall of presidents at Disney?

And how lovely and unrealistic the Donald Trump animatronic is going to look between Obama and Biden?

LOL



Dillary Trumpton

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

fappenmeister posted:

HIGH(ER) ENERGY MEMES

So, it's over for you Americans, and the world?

Wow.

I'd call it more a modest step toward ensuring that person elected president actually becomes president.

But over? LOL.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.


It's even better if you can count to seven.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
The future secretary of state talks to Grover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUxKsG5YrPE

Filox
Oct 4, 2014

Grimey Drawer
So is Congress going to let Emily Murphy off the hook, or are they going to expect her to still appear and explain what took her so loving long?

Because I'd like to hear her whining about how she has nothing to answer for, because she made her decision, "I really did, yesterday evening after you scared the poo poo out of me, I did it and Mr. Diben or whoever he is can do the transition thing, okay, I did what you want, I did nothing wrong! President Trump said so! Leave me alone! I wanna go home!"

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
lol @ the dimwits at thedonald talking about taking a bullet for Trump to save the country, then he ends up conceding because they gave him a book deal

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

fuckingtest posted:

Has anyone thought about how great its going to be to see President Biden in the hall of presidents at Disney?

And how lovely and unrealistic the Donald Trump animatronic is going to look between Obama and Biden?

The actual Donald Trump looks lovely and unrealistic tho

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde

Filox posted:

So is Congress going to let Emily Murphy off the hook, or are they going to expect her to still appear and explain what took her so loving long?

There might be an update tomorrow, but so far the GSA's response is that it won't be Murphy, but they're waiting until after Thanksgiving to give Congress an update from one of her deputies. Some Democrats sent her a sharply worded letter today, after which the GSA announced that Biden would get the transition package. Murphy wrote Biden a letter directly that we've seen in this thread, but there's been nothing new about getting her in front of a mic.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What would it be called tho

Art of the Presidency?

Tace Vim posted:

I WON BY A LOT!

IF I WON BY A LOT
by OJ Simpson's ghostwriters.

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

The Kins posted:

IF I WON BY A LOT
by OJ Simpson's ghostwriters.

If the pants don't fit, he didn't take a poo poo.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Rich people said they wouldn't pour money into the Georgia runoffs unless Trump did some transition stuff. And so he did.

Georgia is the hero of 2020

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

He forgot the one where the Press asked him a question they turned out the lights, his advisers whispered to reagan then turned on the lights and he said I can't talk because my guardian says so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZGP5JOergE

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
So many actual, factual statements about this administration could be opening title screens for It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Dissapointed Owl posted:

What would it be called tho

Art of the Presidency?
You're Favorite President (Me!)

Filox posted:

So is Congress going to let Emily Murphy off the hook, or are they going to expect her to still appear and explain what took her so loving long?

Because I'd like to hear her whining about how she has nothing to answer for, because she made her decision, "I really did, yesterday evening after you scared the poo poo out of me, I did it and Mr. Diben or whoever he is can do the transition thing, okay, I did what you want, I did nothing wrong! President Trump said so! Leave me alone! I wanna go home!"
If she shows up, she'll just get defensive and talk about the threats against her by THE LEFT.

Edit: I'm leaving the typo. It's better that way.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What would it be called tho

Art of the Presidency?
RIGGED!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So looks like someone leaked all contenta of Hunters laptop on Thedonald.win

Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007
its the most American thing ever for this shitshow to end because some rich people finally got bored of the clown-class and threatened to turn off the tap

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Rich people said they wouldn't pour money into the Georgia runoffs unless Trump did some transition stuff. And so he did.

Georgia is the hero of 2020

It's funny because for a moment you actually believe it's a good thing that business elites have seemingly ultimate power over politics. Then you think about it a little harder

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So looks like someone leaked all contenta of Hunters laptop on Thedonald.win

Anything good? Assuming not or it would have been used already.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Remember the timeline

1. December 14 electoral college meets and does the actual vote for President. This is where we see if there's weird faithless electors or multiple elector slates stuff. It won't happen

2. January 6 Congress meets and certifies the votes of the Electoral College. There's a magic box and everything. At this point the electoral votes of any states can be thrown out for any reason. However, both the House and Senate have to agree on that and lol

3. January 20 the new President is inaugurated. You can have any "inauguration" you want but if you've been voted President by the electors and Congress has certified your victory, you're the fuckin President that day

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

fuckingtest posted:

Has anyone thought about how great its going to be to see President Biden in the hall of presidents at Disney?

And how lovely and unrealistic the Donald Trump animatronic is going to look between Obama and Biden?

LOL



Phil Rosenthal, Ted Cruz, Donald Trump. That’s the magical recipe for that thing

Sally Sprodgkin
May 23, 2007

Frank Frank posted:

Anything good? Assuming not or it would have been used already.

There is a lot there (1000+ files looks like) and somebody has conveniently turned everything into a pdf file.

Given there is no way to verify any of this actually came from anything related to hunter biden it would be entirely possible to drop a faked email in here saying whatever the hell you wanted and the chuds would slurp it up.

Look forward to chuds milling over this for the next 2 weeks and some insane unprovable conspiracy theory coming out of it that the rightwingosphere will latch onto for the next 10 years I guess.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Exactly! It's gonna be a hard road once the LOLs dry up, but at least it won't occupy as much of our time and cause as much anger and frustration.

The LOLs have been exquisite, but we've paid a heavy price for them these past four years.

I dunno, even if things somehow miraculously stabilize and trubm just leaves and pouts while sleepy joe has the most ordinary boring inauguration imaginable, don's inability to shut the gently caress up for two entire seconds combined with the legal poo poo people seem to be prepping for him once he's out of the white house means there's still plenty of lols on the horizon

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

Yeah uh definitely let the FBI and Secret Service know about assassination talk, please. :stare:

Here’s hoping these asswipes are all talk and no walk like they were in the Obama years.

I've reported the ones I've seen in this thread, so if I suddenly stop my worthless posting, tell my family I love them

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Doomposting is going to focus on legislatures nominating their own electors before December 14

Then the electors are going to vote for Biden

Then the doomposters are going to focus on how any state's electoral votes can get thrown out by Congress on January 6

But then the vote is going to get counted and Biden is going to be declared the winner of the election

Then the doomposters are going to focus on the idea of Trump trying to forcibly stay in the White House after January 20

But then Biden is just going to get inaugurated

Then the doomposters are going to talk about how everything is going to get worse and nothing is going to get better under a Biden presidency and a Mitch Mcconnell Senate

And they're gonna be right

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

New Hunter Biden laptop just dropped

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What would it be called tho

Art of the Presidency?

You’re Gonna Be Tired of all the Winning: the Donald Trump Presidency

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Sheriff Falc posted:

There is a lot there (1000+ files looks like) and somebody has conveniently turned everything into a pdf file.

Given there is no way to verify any of this actually came from anything related to hunter biden it would be entirely possible to drop a faked email in here saying whatever the hell you wanted and the chuds would slurp it up.

Look forward to chuds milling over this for the next 2 weeks and some insane unprovable conspiracy theory coming out of it that the rightwingosphere will latch onto for the next 10 years I guess.

That whole laptop arc was really weird:

* Trump team starts gloating that they have Hunter's laptop and that it's FULL OF EVIL

* Trump team leaks Hunter's texts to prove it's his wherein Joe Biden acts like a good dad - BUT THE EVIL IS STILL TO COME

* People start asking where this thing came from or how it ended up in some random computer repair-shop guy's hands. The guy may also have been blind?

* Rumors this is a Russian thing

* Rudy promises to release all the damning stuff in the laptop. Stuff about Joe Biden being referred to as "THE BIG GUY" / peddling influence

* Rudy swears there's horrible poo poo on this thing. Pedophilia, other stuff. Nothing ever leaks.

* Laptop may or may not have been turned over to the FBI

* Radio silence



Just what the gently caress was that thing? Was it really Hunter's laptop? How did that dude get it? What was on it and why did it suddenly vanish?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Sheriff Falc posted:

There is a lot there (1000+ files looks like) and somebody has conveniently turned everything into a pdf file.

Given there is no way to verify any of this actually came from anything related to hunter biden it would be entirely possible to drop a faked email in here saying whatever the hell you wanted and the chuds would slurp it up.

Look forward to chuds milling over this for the next 2 weeks and some insane unprovable conspiracy theory coming out of it that the rightwingosphere will latch onto for the next 10 years I guess.

Can we report them to the FBI for looking at all the illegal pornography purported to be in there?

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

AHH F/UGH posted:

New Hunter Biden laptop just dropped

Can it run the new COD on ultra

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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ComfyPants posted:

Can we report them to the FBI for looking at all the illegal pornography purported to be in there?

You better check to make sure so you don't file a false report.

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