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i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"

PookBear posted:

saying the n word while getting vaccinated against the flu so the nurse doesn't think im a woke lib

So I think being "woke" in the sense of racial inequity is a huge plus for anyone, and wasn't making some disparaging comment about people being educated about vaccines and viruses. I was trying to express that people's knowledge on the topic is a positive thing. Didn't mean for it to come off as sarcastic and definitely wasn't some weird right-leaning passive aggression. If I'm not online enough to know that might have been construed as sarcasm then my bad.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Doesn’t anyone here have Verizon? I’ve honestly made that a requirement when I was looking to move a few times.

Also I’m sure somebody can provide a study talking about how police blotters are bad or prejudice people...but goddamn they can be funny sometimes.

https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/1331291078364975107?s=21

I miss the old blotters on USAF bases. Now that Cops is gone I think blotters are a better alternative.

brains
May 12, 2004

Woofer posted:

Xfinity is going to put a 1.2TB data cap on internet in the northeast, including Northern VA. $10 for every 50GB over up to $100 max. But hey, you get a mulligan once a year!

https://www.pcmag.com/news/comcast-to-institute-12tb-data-caps-for-xfinity-users-in-northeast-us

My internet bill is going to no-poo poo triple because of this.

looks like comcast's gunning for EA's title of "most hated company in america" next year.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Doesn’t anyone here have Verizon? I’ve honestly made that a requirement when I was looking to move a few times.

welcome to america, where you are geographically locked into a monopoly. feature, not bug.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


MazelTovCocktail posted:

Doesn’t anyone here have Verizon? I’ve honestly made that a requirement when I was looking to move a few times.

Yeah I've got a 1GB connection through them. I can't remember who here recommended it (Psydude maybe? Where'd he go?) but both times I've had it installed, I had the installer give me the ONT connection so I can plug it into my own router instead of renting theirs.

Honestly, Verizon sucks poo poo for a lot of reasons but FIOS ain't one of them.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
e: nvm

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Handsome Ralph posted:

Yeah I've got a 1GB connection through them. I can't remember who here recommended it (Psydude maybe? Where'd he go?) but both times I've had it installed, I had the installer give me the ONT connection so I can plug it into my own router instead of renting theirs.

Honestly, Verizon sucks poo poo for a lot of reasons but FIOS ain't one of them.

Yup. I was forced to have Comcast because it was my only option where I lived in Boston before and now I'm in a pretty rural part of Rhode island and I have Verizon FiOS and it's been fantastic

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

That is super interesting. It predates chrome by 3 years, and only 400 requests out of 2.5 million came from phones. And permabanned users browsing witha text-based OpenBSD mess.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
I'm not here to poo poo on didn't know about the flu vaccine guy anymore. I'm just going to try and offer as close to a real world link to the conversation.

I have Multiple sclerosis. basically my immune system has decided that my brain and nerves are the tastiest thing in the world and just want to do nothing but eat them. As a treatment for this my immune system is purposefully compromised.

Over the last decade that has escalated and after what was effectively two fairly heavy rounds of chemo. It worked. I'm not actively getting sicker anymore. I'm out of the wheelchair. I get to work on things in my shop and help my wife paint the house. The side effect is that I effectively have the immune system of somebody with AIDS.

A while back I picked up the flu at a wedding and spent a month in bed with a few days in the hospital.

I can't get the vaccines. But today my daughter got her braces off and didn't look like a child anymore.
I'd like to see what happens next.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Godholio posted:

That is super interesting. It predates chrome by 3 years, and only 400 requests out of 2.5 million came from phones. And permabanned users browsing witha text-based OpenBSD mess.

what're we talking about for those of us who don't have archives?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

quote:

I've been running stats on the forum cluster for about a week now. Here's some neat facts that stood out.

On average, we serve over 2.5 million PHP pages per day, which is about 29 PHP pages per second.

The forums serve out well over 200GB of just HTML every day. This makes me want to cry.

The forums are busiest between 8PM-12AM CST. 5AM is the lowest traffic time.

Over 60% of forum requests are served to a Firefox browser. IE gets 29%, Opera 3.5%, Safari 3.5%, Mozilla 1.5%, with the rest going to total crap like Netscape and Konqueror.

The most addicted person on the forums views over 10,000 PHP pages per day. I won't tell you who this is, don't ask. If this is you, god drat, get a job.

The most cocked up piece of poo poo search engine spider is Inktomi Slurp, which decided it needed to make over 40,000 requests one day. I changed robots.txt to stop that.

Over 75% of forum sessions last more than 15 minutes.

About 91% of visitors are on Windows. Mac users make up 5% and Linux is 2%. The other 2% are permabanned IRC trolls browsing the forums with a text-based browser written in Ruby on OpenBSD. Oh yeah, we have one guy using WebTV but I banned him because WTF.

The top search phrases that lead to the forums so far this month are:
1) gloryhole
2) gay porn
3) big bang
4) goonwap
5) bangbrothers
6) saclopedia
7) dead jews
8) salastread
9) mario level
10) learn how to be anorexic

And, yes, those are all real.

That was posted by Radium on May 19, 2005.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

That Works posted:

Yup. I was forced to have Comcast because it was my only option where I lived in Boston before and now I'm in a pretty rural part of Rhode island and I have Verizon FiOS and it's been fantastic

i don't know how it turned out this way but i'm 100% brand loyal to verizon. they've always been really solid in every way.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

maffew buildings posted:

i don't know how it turned out this way but i'm 100% brand loyal to verizon. they've always been really solid in every way.

Hope you don't plan to use their 5G then, because its not going to be good.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Good news / bad news y'all!

https://twitter.com/io9/status/1331284920988291076?s=19

They got renewed for only one more season and Cas Anvar looks confirmed to be a sex pest. Woo!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

Hope you don't plan to use their 5G then, because its not going to be good.

Oh?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

Good news / bad news y'all!

https://twitter.com/io9/status/1331284920988291076?s=19

They got renewed for only one more season and Cas Anvar looks confirmed to be a sex pest. Woo!

I still need to read beyond book five, having said that...

I really hope they do another series or come back in a few years for books 7-9 since it is a pretty massive time jump based on reading a couple of articles about the show stopping at season six

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Handsome Ralph posted:

I still need to read beyond book five, having said that...

I really hope they do another series or come back in a few years for books 7-9 since it is a pretty massive time jump based on reading a couple of articles about the show stopping at season six

Yeah there's a pretty natural stopping point for them to end the show at. Doubt we'll ever see 7-9.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

facialimpediment posted:

Good news / bad news y'all!

https://twitter.com/io9/status/1331284920988291076?s=19

They got renewed for only one more season and Cas Anvar looks confirmed to be a sex pest. Woo!

drat that's disappointing. He was my favorite character on the show

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat that's disappointing. He was my favorite character on the show

My wife got me a cameo video of him for my birthday and like 2 days later we found out about the sex pest thing.

And yeah ending book six-ish is probably for the best without doing a bunch of aging stuff. I blew through the books this summer and they were very good.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Milo and POTUS posted:

drat that's disappointing. He was my favorite character on the show

:confused:


Amos exists tho

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

For real.

:gives Amos blank stare, causes mass panic in all who see it:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I like amos too

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Woofer posted:

It could knock me out for a week and is still take it.

Twice.

I’m so ready to be done with this poo poo. 5G microchip me. Idgaf.

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1331349932184317954

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Handsome Ralph posted:

Yeah I've got a 1GB connection through them. I can't remember who here recommended it (Psydude maybe? Where'd he go?) but both times I've had it installed, I had the installer give me the ONT connection so I can plug it into my own router instead of renting theirs.

Honestly, Verizon sucks poo poo for a lot of reasons but FIOS ain't one of them.

They don't even charge you to rent their (not even that lovely) lovely router. Its like Verizon Corporate hasn't figured out FIOS exists yet.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

KirbyKhan posted:

I miss the old blotters on USAF bases. Now that Cops is gone I think blotters are a better alternative.

I sometimes check the blotter for a nearby island community mostly populated with vacation homes. Highlights include:
-box of dry pasta found in road. Ongoing, non-ironic, police investigation to return to owner.
-Police observed low flying plane drop black bag into water that was retrieved by waiting boat. Turned out to be full of ice cream.
-Hiker finding "human remains" so the county coroner flew out to investigate. Turns out it was a dead bear.

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I sometimes check the blotter for a nearby island community mostly populated with vacation homes. Highlights include:
-box of dry pasta found in road. Ongoing, non-ironic, police investigation to return to owner.
-Police observed low flying plane drop black bag into water that was retrieved by waiting boat. Turned out to be full of ice cream.
-Hiker finding "human remains" so the county coroner flew out to investigate. Turns out it was a dead bear.

Supposedly bears look remarkably human once you take their skin off.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
New to me

https://twitter.com/iAmTheWarax/status/1331008237597036545

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Notahippie posted:

Supposedly bears look remarkably human once you take their skin off.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/iamthewarax/status/1331008237597036545?s=21

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Laranzu posted:

They don't even charge you to rent their (not even that lovely) lovely router. Its like Verizon Corporate hasn't figured out FIOS exists yet.

Some quick questions I just use their own router, and I have a 1gbs speed (but never get close to it, still pretty decent)...would having my own router improve it. I already use erro for a mesh network? I assume I can’t just use that alone, right?

Also would it mess up my landline service if I used another?

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 25, 2020

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1331362619396149251?s=19

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Some quick questions I just use their own router, and I have a 1gbs speed (but never get close to it, still pretty decent)...would having my own router improve it. I already use erro for a mesh network? I assume I can’t just use that alone, right?

Also would it mess up my landline service if I used another?

Short answer: no

Long answer: it depends and it’d be a lot of work for minimal payoff at best with the bonus of an annoyed family while you tweak things.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




https://legal.parler.com/documents/privacypolicy.pdf

quote:

Influencer Network Information. If you choose to join our influencer network, we may ask for information that can be used to verify your identity, such as a copy of your government-issued photo identification, and information that can be used to facilitate the redemption of virtual items or payments, such as your Social Security number (SSN) or your tax identification number. We delete your government-issued photo identification information when it is no longer necessary to verify your identity.

Nothing about deleting SSNs, how many of those are out in the wild now? :twisted:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nystral posted:

Short answer: no

Long answer: it depends and it’d be a lot of work for minimal payoff at best with the bonus of an annoyed family while you tweak things.

Thank you! That makes it a lot easier. My wife and I do pretty data intense wfh and combined with streaming and kids, I’m always interested in anything that might up speed actually delivered closer to the theoretical max.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


Jesus Christ I am constantly amazed at how terrible some really big sites are about the absolute most basic of security fundamentals.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/kevinabosch/status/1331339530318843911?s=21

:gritin:

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Thank you! That makes it a lot easier. My wife and I do pretty data intense wfh and combined with streaming and kids, I’m always interested in anything that might up speed actually delivered closer to the theoretical max.

Short of getting DSL or something where you’re not sharing the bandwidth with your community (ie not cable) you’re not.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nystral posted:

Short of getting DSL or something where you’re not sharing the bandwidth with your community (ie not cable) you’re not.

Thanks. It’s good to know I can at least move on from it.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
Cox implemented data caps in Vegas as well (after years of not having them). Four adults in a single apartment is more than enough to put us over that limit, so we have to pay for the 500GB extension. Real nice of them.


It's certainly interesting how so many ISPs end up having the same bandwidth caps, with little variation. Must be a lot of invisible hands. :thunk:

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Hekk posted:

Jesus Christ I am constantly amazed at how terrible some really big sites are about the absolute most basic of security fundamentals.

The config page is old, from July this year. Its also non-prod environment, so that's not likely connected to any hack going on.

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