Adding the word "boneless" to everything to make it my brand

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It started with bacon. That was my first thought to apply this new concept in marketing.

I mean, who here likes bones in their bacon, right?

But then I started thinking about boneless jeans. And boneless butter. I don't think there's anyone alive today that wants anything to do with bones in their footwear, so let's run with Nike Boneless, and spare our feet some pain!

Boneless socks, while we're on the subject of foot comfort.

"All of our vehicles are 100% guaranteed to be boneless!" I can hear the guy on the used car lot saying, as he sells a boneless Toyota Corolla...

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:17

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:50

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

if there's two things i don't like on my grilled cheese its crusts and bones

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:23

Prof. Crocodile

"Another player leaves the field on a stretcher! Looks like an ignominious start to the season for the Boneless Buffalo Bills."

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:23

Macnult

boneless posting (can�t relate)

# ? Nov 25, 2020 01:50

Finger Prince

I call the crust of pizza 'pizza bones' so boneless pizza would be like the interior square slices of a party size pizza.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:48

Khanstant

boneless police department is a force I can stand behind

# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:48

SIDS Vicious

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

if there's two things i don't like on my grilled cheese its crusts and bones

my son calls crust bread bones

# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:54

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

"Another player leaves the field on a stretcher! Looks like an ignominious start to the season for the Boneless Buffalo Bills."

# ? Nov 25, 2020 02:55

hot cocoa on the couch

legendary viking leader pot smoke phoenix "the boneless"

psp can't get the bone up

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:03

SIDS Vicious

I wonder if anyone has ever made boneless chicken wings

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:05

hot cocoa on the couch

"i ate a whole rack of ribs last night and wow, quite the boneful poo poo this morning"

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:09

biosterous

gonna make skateboarding more extreme by calling a trick "boneless"

wait poo poo

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he/him

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There goes Ol' Boneless Dick.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 03:16

google THIS

"Boneless Jell-O" and it's basically Kool-Aid

# ? Nov 25, 2020 04:26

Khanstant

boneless condoms so ppl with ED can still play along

# ? Nov 25, 2020 05:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

boneless laundry service. Having my shirts deboned is worth the extra 50 cents.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 06:46

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

100% boneless television censors all depictions of skeletons

# ? Nov 25, 2020 07:49

Escape From Noise

Those clowns in congress are almost there. Lemme tell ya! They already lack spines! Thanks! I'll be here all night!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 25, 2020 08:32

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

boneless as a service

# ? Nov 25, 2020 10:33

Escape From Noise

Sweating as I struggle to make a decision between guac and boneless guac.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 10:43

Escape From Noise

Boneslaw is ready!

# ? Nov 25, 2020 11:53

Finger Prince

A boneless skeleton is just a ghost.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 11:57

biosterous

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Boneslaw is ready!

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he/him

# ? Nov 25, 2020 13:58

pecan

I�m the guy who works in the back of the kfc shredding the bones

# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:14

Escape From Noise

pecan posted:

I’m the guy who works in the back of the kfc shredding the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GL5lzMJomY

# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:29

pecan

I dye the bone shreds blue and weave them to make cheap tarps for the dollar store

# ? Nov 25, 2020 14:39

SIDS Vicious

pecan posted:

I dye the bone shreds blue and weave them to make cheap tarps for the dollar store

lmao

# ? Nov 25, 2020 15:19

Escape From Noise

Stuck in a boneless marriage

# ? Nov 25, 2020 16:08

hot cocoa on the couch

Usually I just put regular air in my tires but this year the guys at the tire shop sold me on the boneless air for my winters

# ? Nov 25, 2020 17:02

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogu

Mogu (Chinese: 沒骨) is a painting skill or technique in traditional Chinese painting. It literally means "boneless".

On paintings in the style of mogu, forms are made by ink and color washes rather than by outlines.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 22:08

SIDS Vicious

Prurient Squid posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mogu

Mogu (Chinese: 沒骨) is a painting skill or technique in traditional Chinese painting. It literally means "boneless".

On paintings in the style of mogu, forms are made by ink and color washes rather than by outlines.

oh cool apparently the Iron Man i painted was boneless style!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 23:01