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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


“If you want to say there’s no evidence, let’s see what you can fill a five hour hearing with. If you get bored please checknout our sponsor at MyPillow.com”

This is beyond parody

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Time for a GRIFT BREAK!


This is just what I look for in a loving pillow company, the splash page full of alt-right talking heads

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Glad I tuned in for the MyPillow infomercial

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Dissapointed Owl posted:

I can't believe the live chat on that Rudy stream consists of real human beings. These people exist, somehow. Terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rri6flxaXww

I love how they are calling this a “legal hearing”. “This is very legitimate.”

I hate these idiots.

“We could do this in a parking lot.” Nah, Rudy didn’t plan this one.

Whining about how the FBI is not taking them seriously. FBI asked them for their findings and they are treating this like is a big step and not just the FBI making sure they didn’t miss anything.

They are now making Clinton email jokes. This thing is supposed to take five hours?

The “news” people are begging for more people to let them come to their events.

This is just sad. Now they are hawking MyPillow products.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Low effort poo poo post. Come on eric, you'll never earn your fathers love this way.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
They had four years to create fake evidence of voter fraud if they wanted to but nobody got around to it.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Philthy posted:

lol they're going on and on about the DOMINION



trump campaign secretly promoting Anthem NEXT for bioware as another grift

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Philthy posted:

lol they're going on and on about the DOMINION

Who thought it was a good idea to name it that?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Hyatt Regency? Was G. Wyatt’s Car Wash and Body Work booked already?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Time for my morning dump











Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Dynastocles posted:

It's true! Portland, Chicago, etc are all smoking ruins after all the protesting and looting, killing millions. Truly sad that so many great American towns have been wiped off the map due to BLM and Antifa.

And thank goodness all ANTIFA and BLM members all put... Biden flags in their yards. Makes them easy to identify for The Culling

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


That might have been the best snipe of my posting career.

I’m mad that these people are committing treason but I’m enjoying the unending stream of lols. Maybe begin the trial for capital crimes on January 20?

Ok they’re starting with a prayer over the hearing

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

They had four years to create fake evidence of voter fraud if they wanted to but nobody got around to it.

yeah that's the most hilarious part. have a feeling that 50 years from now when stuff gets declassified, we'll find out that trump asked the CIA to do this but they refused and so he was stuck with Rudy and Lev Parnas trying to get Ukraine to DO SOMETHING, LOL.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
They are doing the ceremonial opening prayer for all fake fraud spectaculars.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Who thought it was a good idea to name it that?

Who the gently caress ascertains a companies guilt’ by reading the name of the company?

Next you’re gonna tell me they think all black people are bad just because of the color their ohhhh....

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Lol they have this single camera??

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

this is downright creepy as hell

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahaha after the pledge finished there were multiple "oo-rah"

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


This is a weird prayer talking about the ENEMY (presumably demons) not being allowed access?

“As an officer of the court in heaven” talking about God? Where did they find this weirdo?

No one is going to make decisions here either you sacrilegious creep.

Can’t even say the pledge of allegiance without adding a bit about America being the greatest nation ever and how it has done so much for the world. Kind of weird to want to add to the pledge.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

LifeSunDeath posted:

yeah that's the most hilarious part. have a feeling that 50 years from now when stuff gets declassified, we'll find out that trump asked the CIA to do this but they refused and so he was stuck with Rudy and Lev Parnas trying to get Ukraine to DO SOMETHING, LOL.

Probably scrawled "make Sleep Joe loose [sic] 2020!" on a Mar-a-lago napkin.

Edit: anyone remember that time he tweeted something at the DoD, and the DoD was just like "yeah no, a tweet is not an order, sorry"?

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Nov 30, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Xenocides posted:

This is a weird prayer talking about the ENEMY (presumably demons) not being allowed access?

“As an officer of the court in heaven” talking about God? Where did they find this weirdo?

No one is going to make decisions here either you sacrilegious creep.

Can’t even say the pledge of allegiance without adding a bit about America being the greatest nation ever and how it has done so much for the world. Kind of weird to want to add to the pledge.

that's what cults do, they upgrade the insanity till only the true believers remain. Oh today we gotta hop on one foot while saying the pledge of allegiance in tongues? Well I guess my wife is the devil cause she passed out after 5 hours of it.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ahaha just found out our local chud afternoon sports talk DJ who spent a good deal of time derailing his own show to gloat about Trump winning in 2016 got fired on October 30th for being a racist piece of poo poo on his podcast.

gently caress you Chad Dukes - ya fat stringy-haired useless turd.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/longtime-d-c-radio-host-chad-dukes-fired-from-106-7-the-fan-for-alleged-racist-inappropriate-comments/

Trying to figure out exactly what he said but it isn’t surprising. Funny he never ran his mouth when he had to share a studio with LaVar Arrington.

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Nov 30, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I can't watch anymore of this Rudy poo poo and it hasn't even really started, ugh. Seeing state representatives put it on the line for fascism is just loving gross.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Person talking about how people here might not vote in the future and that would be a disaster. Not seeing the problem myself.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Porn name.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Xenocides posted:

Person talking about how people here might not vote in the future and that would be a disaster. Not seeing the problem myself.

Their age and lack of masks means they're probably right.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


pro starcraft loser posted:

Their age and lack of masks means they're probably right.

It is also weird that they have social distancing in the crowd but the reps are all together. Guess they want to die.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


“Much has been made of the lack of formality in this hearing and how it is not being held in the house.....”

Then the feed died. Not formal and not very professional either.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Chomp8645 posted:

Porn name.

He’s a huge smarmy piece of poo poo who frequently extolled the virtues of being uneducated because he got extremely lucky as a radio show intern and got his own show out of it so why can’t everyone else just do that. Heavy mypillow vibes and unsurprisingly, mypillow sponsored his show.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


“Facts are stubborn things” five seconds later “this is not a formal hearing in the legislative house with witnesses that are not under oath and we may hear hearsay”
:goofy:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Is the Kraken there? I think it'd stand out quite a bit but I can't see it

kru
Oct 5, 2003

'Mayor Guiliani', gently caress offff

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Xenocides posted:

Person talking about how people here might not vote in the future and that would be a disaster. Not seeing the problem myself.

What kind of message are you sending to your voters.

“Hi we found 5 hours of crimes to broadcast but we couldn’t bring anyone to jail because we’re incompetent. I hope you enjoy Biden please give us five dollars or buy a pillow”

If I was a Republican I would have to either think that my party is lying to my face repeatedly or loving incompetent at arresting anyone.

spunkshui fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Nov 30, 2020

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Does anyone have that picture of Eric where his face is sinking in to his neck?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


So out of 90 members they got what? 7?

Giuliani complaining about how everything is being censored and they cannot get the story out despite all the court cases, the good people at Four Seasons Landscaping, and the hair melting press conference.

Calling the persecution he faces “McCarthyism on steroids” and whining about lawyers leaving because they were worried they would lose their jobs if they took the President’s case to court.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
what is everyone watching? NBC?

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Edit: no sir. We’re watching REAL news, the Right Side Broadcasting live stream, the only place you can get this

He made it sound like that lawyer was forced out, not that he quit because he refused to break his ethical obligations for the presidents crazy whims

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Sjs00 posted:

what is everyone watching? NBC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rri6flxaXww

here

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Rudy is starting to get sweaty, yassssssssssss

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count_von_count
Nov 6, 2012

Please enjoy this vintage lol:

https://twitter.com/TheIDSmiths/status/1311994955599147008

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