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Simone Magus: Sep 30, 2020; by VideoGames

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:05

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# ? May 7, 2024 11:53

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

"Don't you look stupid, wearing a mask!" I say as I spend several hours crafting an elaborate fabric penis, complete with pubic hair.

"Wow, I can't believe how dumb everyone looks right now, what a bunch of sheep!" I exclaim, sewing the carefully constructed member to my mask.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:07

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

Is that Jesus?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:07

Luna: May 31, 2001; A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

"I'll wear a mask with a big black cock on it to own the libs"

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:07

BrainMeats: Aug 20, 2000; We have evolved beyond the need for posting.; Soiled Meat

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:07

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

I think the general consensus was that it was a "Take that, libs!" thing since people would ask her to remove her mask if it looked like a big black cock.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:08

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

BrainMeats posted:

Libs: Owned?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:09

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

I'm assuming since many conservatives are racist, and pretend to be prudish except when trump does it (rape) and it's ok...so it's meant as an insult, like "masks offend me, so here now I'm offending you with this black dick!" or similarly stupid like that.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:10

Simone Magus: Sep 30, 2020; by VideoGames

Sucking dick to own the libs :smug:

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:10

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

poisonpill posted:

This is just one of the many ways Trump has done irreparable long term damage to the country!

Money is fake though.

Debt means nothing.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:10

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

The moderator at the Loeffler/Warnock debate actually called her on trying to push two mutually exclusive concepts at the same time (also known to old-rear end nerds like me as "tea/no tea"):

quote:

Loeffler: The buck stops with the Secretary of State. He has to run an election that Georgians trust because everything is at stake on January 5, the future of the country. We can take the path of supporting the American dream, of standing the economy back up and getting through this virus together.

Spencer: Well, if everything is at stake on January 5, that would presume that President Trump has lost. Is that what you're saying?

Loeffler: You know, what's at stake is the Senate majority. This will determine who brings bills to the Senate floor, and under the Republican Senate, we've been able to deliver $3 trillion of relief to hardworking Americans hard hit by this pandemic, to the frontline workers, to hospitals, to schools. We have to continue to make sure that we open up our economy.
The Democrats want to keep this lockdown. They want to radically change our country, and their agent of change is radical liberal Raphael Warnock, someone that has said to reimagine police that is endorsed by organizations whose number one goal is to defund the police.
We know the direction the country would take, and we're going to continue to make sure that Georgians understand that our very way of life here in Georgia and across the country is under attack by the left.

Spencer: Well, not to belabor the point, but all those things that you're warning about would not be happening, presumably with President Trump as President. So it almost sounds as though you're conceding that that part of it has been settled. And now it's important for the Republicans to keep the majority in the Senate to have a divided government.

Loeffler: Well, I saw firsthand that the Senate is the shock absorber in this country. And I saw that firsthand when I got to Washington, and the impeachment trial started.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/07/politics/kelly-loeffler-donald-trump-debate/index.html

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:12

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

apatheticman posted:

Money is fake though.

Debt means nothing.

that 1/2billion dollars that trump owes is prolly feeling pretty real about right now.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:12

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Hirayuki posted:

The moderator at the Loeffler/Warnock debate actually called her on trying to push two mutually exclusive concepts at the same time (also known to old-rear end nerds like me as "tea/no tea"):

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/07/politics/kelly-loeffler-donald-trump-debate/index.html

Tbh I don't know why anyone attempts to talk to these people, every single response is this wildly off topic deflection that just never ends. I think a tazer would be more effective.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:14

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:14

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I'm just asking the questions! I'm just asking the questions! That means the election is a fraud! FACT.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:18

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

LifeSunDeath posted:

gotta keep those blinders on. last thing you need is one of these fellas getting spooked and then it�s a mess of gamer words. they look silly but they�re important

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:19

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

BrainMeats posted:

This will forever be the image of conservatism to me. Somebody projecting their own hang up, insecurity, or fetish onto others and then acting out an elaborate public display of said issue.

Any time a Republicans says they are against something vile, it's because they do it. Ted Cruz jerked off to incest porn on 9/11, and that's just something we KNOW about.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:19

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

apatheticman posted:

Money is fake though.

Debt means nothing.

Remember how when Trump first became president he had to be told that they couldn't just print all the money they wanted. He had zero idea about inflation or what it would cause.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:19

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Catastrophe posted:

I'm just asking the questions! I'm just asking the questions! That means the election is a fraud! FACT.

Let me ask you a question. Would there even be any questions if there wasn't fraud?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:21

Owl Inspector: Sep 14, 2011

A Fancy Hat posted:

Any time a Republicans says they are against something vile, it's because they do it. Ted Cruz jerked off to incest porn on 9/11, and that's just something we KNOW about.

remains the most relatable thing lyin� ted has ever done

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:22

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

"Trump will easily defeat Biden on Election night!"

*Trump loses to Biden, as reported by the media*

"Ah! Nevertheless, media doesn't decide elections, the courts do!"

*Courts unanimously reject baseless lawsuits trying to subvert the election*

"Ah! Nevertheless, courts don't cast the votes, electors do."

*Electors certify Biden as the winner*

"Ah! Nevertheless,"

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:23

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Strong Sauce posted:

i think because they keep relitigating the election and having to declare Biden the winner multiple times you have to eat more and more gross burritos.

ive eaten hundreds youtube is deleting the videos because they are communists

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:23

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Simone Magus posted:

I'm very confused, what's the political statement in having dicks around your mouth

"Mam, would you please take that penis off your face"
"What? I thought black lives mattered :smug:

😅😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣🇺🇸"

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:26

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

LifeSunDeath posted:

Tbh I don't know why anyone attempts to talk to these people, every single response is this wildly off topic deflection that just never ends. I think a tazer would be more effective.

Yeah, I wish people would start calling them on their bullshit and accepting their deflections instead of just hammering them over and over again with their own lies and refusing to change the subject.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:27

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Catastrophe posted:

maybe like 1 person here will get this

Is this Nick Kroll?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:27

Captain Kosmos: Mar 28, 2010; think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Jr. joins the funeral. Cause he's next. Eric got his head stuck in toilet, again.

Captain Kosmos fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Dec 7, 2020

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:28

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:30

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

A Fancy Hat posted:

This will forever be the image of conservatism to me. Somebody projecting their own hang up, insecurity, or fetish onto others and then acting out an elaborate public display of said issue.

Any time a Republicans says they are against something vile, it's because they do it. Ted Cruz jerked off to incest porn on 9/11, and that's just something we KNOW about.

Agreed. The GOP is made up entirely of whiny crybabies. (I suppose they would prefer the term "cuckbabies.")

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:30

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

LifeSunDeath posted:

So much for the tolerant right

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:31

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Captain Kosmos posted:

Eric joins the funeral. Cause he's next. Eric got his head stuck in toilet, again.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:31

Bright Bart: Apr 27, 2020; False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

otter posted:

My brother one time argued that because he worked at Papa Johns at the time, that he did not deserve to have health care because his job was menial.
Then he got a life threatening hernia, and only saw a doctor about it because his (now wife, then girlfriend) made an appointment with her own doctor since she had insurance, and surprised him by saying "actually he is the one with the problem" and the doctor went ahead and charged the insurance for seeing her, while providing care for him. (How my brother rationalizes this, I have no idea) Then after he had surgery he just declared bankruptcy and walked away from almost all of his debt while telling everyone that "you liberals refuse to take personal accountability for anything!!"

People need to stop fighting against their own best interests.

Let us be fair to your brother. Against his interests or not he put his money (or lack thereof) where his mouth is at least temporarily.

At least he didn't collect welfare at the same time as ranting about how inner city people shouldn't get benefits as they are all lazy. Or how he can barely survive and it must be due to the purple haired people who refuse to work. Which is apparently a thing that happens.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:34

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Captain Kosmos posted:

Eric joins the funeral. Cause he's next. Eric got his head stuck in toilet, again.

This owns.

If anybody is good at photoshop and taking requests - can we get Don Jr "sitting" on that tree stump added here?

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:34

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

I Was The Fury posted:

for anyone who wants to watch it again:
https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1329562651287023624

This makes me so sick watching it.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:36

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

apatheticman posted:

Money is fake though.

Debt means nothing.

I think you'll find that as of Jan 20th 2021 it is the most critical and important thing in the whole world and the reason all government must come to a screeching halt.

# ? Dec 7, 2020 20:38

Franks Happy Place: Mar 15, 2011; It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.