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Johnny Aztec posted:Whats it like living in places shittier than Arkansas? How white are you
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The second to last time my apartment in San Francisco was burglarized it took the police two days to send someone over to take a statement. I was of course at work when they finally showed up.
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Yoshi Wins posted:I called the non-emergency line in Chicago for a scammer who was going around my apartment building pretending to be from the power company and asking to see my bill. They said just don't show them your bill and ended the call. We get those same scammers coming door to door in Australia. The bills in my share house are all in my name and I used to keep them on the stand in the hall so my housemates could check them whenever they wanted but one time my housemate answered the door to one of these scammer guys and was just about to hand over one of our power bills until I popped my head out my door and went "WTF dude don't give that scammer my personal info." Now I keep the bills in my room.
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Who doesn't do autopay and e-bills?  (I am being cheeky)
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Yoshi Wins posted:I called the non-emergency line in Chicago for a scammer who was going around my apartment building pretending to be from the power company and asking to see my bill. They said just don't show them your bill and ended the call. Lol, how is scamming real? Just don't show them your bill, lol
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nexus6 posted:Lol, how is scamming real? Just don't show them your bill, lol My job is dealing with scams at a bank. The public will believe anything they get told over the phone. Bank account maxxored with haxxors you say? Send my money to a safe new account you made? Righto!
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What’s the scam here? Is there bank info that can be used to withdraw money?
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Kerbtree posted:My job is dealing with scams at a bank. The public will believe anything they get told over the phone. Bank account maxxored with haxxors you say? Send my money to a safe new account you made? Righto! I've already posted this but I used a bank that rhymed with US Bank and they had a fraud protection specialist who was based out of a different city who had no way of verifying his credentials. Said I was a victim of online fraud, did not ask for a bunch of personal information but basically told me my card and account numbers were going to be canceled. I said the same to the local branch and they had no clue who this person was either. Branch manager was like "good job picking up on this" and then after several meetings it was determined he did in fact work for Louis Bank. No indication of what the online fraud situation was no way of telling me what I'd potentially done wrong or how to avoid it in the future just, cards cancelled whole new account. FUNNY PICTURE! 
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Most things my state government needs me to do they want proof that I am who I say I am and live where I say I live. Instead of relying on government provided IDs, however, they want a bill or bank statement with my name and address on it. Which meant when I went to get my government ID renewed I had to cancel paperless billing, wait for an easily forged bill to show up in the mail, and then present that as irrefutable proof that I am me. They then took my picture and issued me a brand new official government ID with that picture and holograms and everything purely on the strength of that one piece of easily stolen mail.
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He's wearing a pair of loafers boo this man, etc
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Such a wish would result in foot pain
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Such a wish would result in foot pain  Bravo, monsieur
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Such a wish would result in foot pain 
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oh good more stale puns
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This kneads to stop.
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minato posted:He's wearing a pair of loafers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mwxE7Ky5hs
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gbut posted:This kneads to stop. Puns are the yeast of this threads problems.
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Stop these puns. I loaf them! or is it Keep these puns coming. I loaf them!
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I genuinely do not care for them. Please don't search this post for a pun, there isn't one.
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Grendels Dad posted:Stop these puns. I loaf them! We're barley getting started
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Proust Malone posted:What’s the scam here? Is there bank info that can be used to withdraw money? A common one here in Australia is that they ask to see your bill, go "Oh no you are being charged way too much, I can sign you up to a better deal right now if you give your consent" and if you say yes they sign you up to a different power company that might have a one-off deal for your first bill but all the bills after that are higher than what you'd previously been paying. They often hire backpackers and international students who are desperate for money to go around and scam little old ladies into a more expensive plan.
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ikanreed posted:I genuinely do not care for them. No need to be a couche about it
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ikanreed posted:I genuinely donut care for them. Wheatever you say. 
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I cannot cone-done these puns anymore.
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pan these crustlefucks
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Doughn't do this any more.
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Some people find these puns will make them sour, 'though others may find them to be sweet. Bread puns are a land of contrasts.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Some people find these puns will make them sour, 'though others may find them to be sweet. Bread puns are a land of contrasts. What's your proof?
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I wish there was a different word for these kinds of punsWoebin posted:Doughn't do this any more. Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Such a wish would result in foot pain but I guess I'll have to settle with "lovely puns" and "great puns", respectively.
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Can we all try to rise above this please?
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idk they both got a rise out of me e:gently caress,b
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BiggerBoat posted:Can we all try to rise above this please? these puns are raising a lot of black flags
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The trick to never getting scammed is to not trust anyone and never interact with strangers in any way.
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