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If there was a galactic federation I find it hard to believe trump wouldn’t have used that to try to stay president somehow
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Do it ironically posted:If there was a galactic federation I find it hard to believe trump wouldn’t have used that to try to stay president somehow imagine how racist you could be towards a planet full of mantis people
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Dec 10, 2020 20:43
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old beast lunatic posted:imagine how racist you could be towards a planet full of mantis people Some of us don't HAVE to imagine, friend.
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DICKLORD BONE posted:That thing on it's face is actually it's dick. Just walking around with it's dick out Nah that's Arthur40K
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Do it ironically posted:If there was a galactic federation I find it hard to believe trump wouldn’t have used that to try to stay president somehow We'll find out he got to nominate all the earth representatives and they are like 20 year old chuds who will serve until they are 95.
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Ufoites It would suck to be abducted by aliens because it instantly makes you a mental weirdo and everyone thinks you are insane. Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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Idk that one guy got an alien wife out of it so you know it's a land of contrasts
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idk that one guy got an alien wife out of it so you know it's a land of contrasts David Huggins? https://www.vice.com/en/article/a34dme/this-guy-paints-the-sex-he-allegedly-has-with-aliens
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Dec 11, 2020 04:34
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Halloween Liker posted:David Huggins? Yeah!
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Dec 11, 2020 04:35
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on the one hand, possibly considered the 'crazy ufo person' in your area on the OTHER birthing an alien butt baby from your butt. I mean this is a no brainer
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Dec 11, 2020 04:43
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All "real" information about UFOs is super boring. It's just pilots saying something moved weird and photos of smudges.
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Dec 11, 2020 04:58
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Just some flyboys hootin and hollerin because they noticed something move a little diagonal out of the corner of their eye like prehistoric apes finding a dead tiger.
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Dec 11, 2020 05:00
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That's just what they want you to think 
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Dec 11, 2020 05:03
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This thread inspired me to rewatch the X-Files, and whoa nelly. They had to have had a writer that was really into conspiracy theories. It's kinda weird looking at this show from the 1990s and comparing the plot of the week/spooky conspiracy brought up in the show with what real conspiracy nutters are saying now. Just got to a bit where Scully is talking about Smallpox vaccines 'tagging' people for observation, and lol that's a huge anti-vax/conspiracy thing now. The X-Files really resonated with and/or imprinted on a whole lot of lunatics.
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Ratios and Tendency posted:So it sounds like we're getting p.close to being let into the galactic federation, what do y'all think humans' racial bonus will turn out to have been? Infinite horny. All the Vulcans that only have sex once every 7 years are secretly jealous as hell.
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Dec 11, 2020 07:47
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Lol at being let in to the galactic hive and the British are just like 'Goddammit'
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Halloween Liker posted:David Huggins? Lol
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Who What Now posted:Just some flyboys hootin and hollerin because they noticed something move a little diagonal out of the corner of their eye like prehistoric apes finding a dead tiger. I'm not sure how anyone can watch that F-18 camera footage and be like "welp nothing to see here"
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Dec 11, 2020 16:34
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My uncle works at the UFO factory
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Space Camp fuckup posted:I'm not sure how anyone can watch that F-18 camera footage and be like "welp nothing to see here" It's something that moves a little weird. So what? I want some goddamn saucers shooting death rays goddamnit!
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Who What Now posted:It's something that moves a little weird. So what? I want some goddamn saucers shooting death rays goddamnit! That's why "gimbal" is my favorite one. Looks like something marvin the martian from looney tunes should be piloting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHg-vnTFsM
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Dec 11, 2020 16:44
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Why the gently caress dont these pilots shoot at the ufos immediately? If they see a foreigner trying to get married they click the bomb button as a reflex but interstellar butt-rapists just get photographed, badly.
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Dec 11, 2020 16:54
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I'm from the GalFed, what's up, hummies
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Icochet posted:Why the gently caress dont these pilots shoot at the ufos immediately? If they see a foreigner trying to get married they click the bomb button as a reflex but interstellar butt-rapists just get photographed, badly. Interstellar butt rapist federation has abandoned the tradition of marriage centuries ago, hooman. They are immune to all conventional weapons!
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Dec 11, 2020 17:20
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old beast lunatic posted:That's why "gimbal" is my favorite one. Looks like something marvin the martian from looney tunes should be piloting. This is exactly what I'm talking about. It rolls some. Wowie zowie what an amazing feat!! If it's not performing a Death Blossom maneuver throw it in the trash!
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Dec 11, 2020 18:09
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old beast lunatic posted:That's why "gimbal" is my favorite one. Looks like something marvin the martian from looney tunes should be piloting. Ufos are lame as hell
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Pilot 1: What the gently caress is that? Pilot 2: I don't know, man Pilot 1: Holy poo poo dude Pilot 2: Dawg what the actual gently caress Pilot 1: This is blowing my miiiiiiiiind!!!! *object very slightly reorients itself* Pilot 1 & 2: [incomprehensible whooping for 12 minutes]
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Dec 11, 2020 18:12
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Can you imagine a group of air force pilots going to see some stage magic? They'd go into psychotic fits seeing a dove appear out of a hankerchief
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Dec 11, 2020 18:14
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I'd lose my mind seeing a dove appear from rag
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If I was holding a rag, and dove materialized in there I'd lose it
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Who What Now posted:This is exactly what I'm talking about. It rolls some. Wowie zowie what an amazing feat!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UDeZ-H8QOU&t=7s
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*Watches their OWN plane leave the ground, begin shaking their head, laughing through incredulous tears and their own applause*
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Old Timey people used to think that the speeds of a steam train would send people into violent hysterics. It turns out they were right but you have to be going at least Mach 0.5
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Dec 11, 2020 18:27
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:This looks like a smudge on the camera when i showed it to my boyfriend ages ago he just said it looked like something stuck in their targetting camera or whatever planes use and now i can't unsee it.
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Dec 11, 2020 18:44
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What if the aliens are more like our insects so come to earth and befriend them instead of humans.
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old beast lunatic posted:That's why "gimbal" is my favorite one. Looks like something marvin the martian from looney tunes should be piloting. This could be a thousand different things of which looney toons aliens is probably the least likely one. To me, it looks like some camera system malfunction or some artifact introduced by software, but I don't know poo poo about the equipment. Someone should ask the engineering company that created the system
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Halloween Liker posted:What if the aliens are more like our insects so come to earth and befriend them instead of humans. Could be like the old Transformers comics. Apparently the reason they scanned vehicles for them to adapt to is because the system thought cars and vehicles were the dominant life form on earth and would allow the robots to blend into Earth Civilization and hide
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It's like Ford Prefect, see
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frogge posted:This thread inspired me to rewatch the X-Files, and whoa nelly. They had to have had a writer that was really into conspiracy theories. It's kinda weird looking at this show from the 1990s and comparing the plot of the week/spooky conspiracy brought up in the show with what real conspiracy nutters are saying now. Just got to a bit where Scully is talking about Smallpox vaccines 'tagging' people for observation, and lol that's a huge anti-vax/conspiracy thing now. The X-Files really resonated with and/or imprinted on a whole lot of lunatics. Well conspiracy BBS boards were really fuckin popular in the 90s. I’m pretty sure that’s where a lot of the material came from. Most of the stuff you hear people talking about didn’t originate from the x files
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I'm pretty sceptical about aliens but special agent Scully should've maybe relaxed her attitude a bit after the, say, fifth time she met some
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