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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Frank Frank posted:

Haha I’d never really given that site a good look. They are advertising $1000 gift cards on their front page. Who the gently caress is this site for?

Supposedly the site is aimed at rich people who miss hometown delicacies. Like, tech-bros in California who miss the New York bagels they grew up eating every day, for only 500% the price plus refrigerated overnight shipping.

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
 

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Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007
Rename the Goldmine to the Goldbelly. Also, change the Leper's Colony back to the Leper's Colon.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Supposedly the site is aimed at rich people who miss hometown delicacies. Like, tech-bros in California who miss the New York bagels they grew up eating every day, for only 500% the price plus refrigerated overnight shipping.

In my wildest dreams I thought about asking someone to ice and fedex me some Naan and Beyond from D.C. but then I don't because I'm not a child who can moderate my desires. It's probably a good thing I'm not rich enough to disregard that impulse.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Dec 13, 2020

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





yikeserooooooooooo

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Barudak posted:

Is there a severe size and scale issue here where that cilantro is half a foot long or how in the name of Flavortown and its Umami Suburbs is this going to feed 4-6 people

They're charging a 500% markup on single portions and then claiming each order feeds that many people to fool their stupid rich people clientele.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.



:chloe:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
Goldbelly, Goldbelly, merry yellow belly-o!

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005

I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I just wish him well, frankly,

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Frank Frank posted:

Haha I’d never really given that site a good look. They are advertising $1000 gift cards on their front page. Who the gently caress is this site for?

People with more money than sense, of course. Now lowtax has neither!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Sir Not Appearing posted:

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.



whoa lmao i thought this was one of those deepfake things and someone put lowtax's face on boogie

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
That can't be real, he can't have turned into end credits Dodgeball villain yet.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

What the gently caress is this

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Frank Frank posted:

What the gently caress is this

that's lowtax now

that's who we gave money to for all these years

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Sir Not Appearing posted:

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.


this one?

quote:

Gaming Garbage Live: CYBERPUNK 2077!!!!
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•Streamed live on Dec 7, 2020

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Weird, I thought this was Lowtax now.

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Current lowtax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbeuioFy28&t=4803s

Not that fat, but just as obnoxious and irrelevant as you can imagine.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I ain't clicking that link

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Sir Not Appearing posted:

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.



Lmao, that's not fake?!?

BTW, seems like ol' Rich is Feelin' Fine:

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine being stupid enough to give :10bux: to someone that lame.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Supposedly the site is aimed at rich people who miss hometown delicacies. Like, tech-bros in California who miss the New York bagels they grew up eating every day, for only 500% the price plus refrigerated overnight shipping.

It’s for nouveau rich people that want to brag to their circle of hangers on about how good the only connection to their home town is after leaving and not having any family to come home to and ever sample again after their 7th MLM idea/camgirl network/yacht leasing company took off.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Lol. Lowtax more like Notax cuz he doesn't have an income.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Jeffrey, if you are ever tempted to do something repulsive, just look at this thread and realize it could become your fate.

Probably won't ever jaywalk or neglect giving a buck to the homeless ever again just to be safe.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
I feel bad for his kids :smith:

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


Bronze Fonz posted:

Current lowtax:

Not that fat, but just as obnoxious and irrelevant as you can imagine.

you can't fool me, hate clicks are still clicks

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Let he who did not eat mayo straight from the jar cast the first stone.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Those wide gauge straws for boba work wonders for that

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
*casts First Stone*

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
'Round here we cast magic missile, you stinking druid.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Weka posted:

'Round here we cast magic missile, you stinking druid.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Sir Not Appearing posted:

During his last Gaming Garbage he explained how the drop in Patreon money was really hurting him financially and had resorted to eat whatever he had on hand. Then, at one point he started eating mayo straight from the jar. He's picked up a lot of weight presumably from eating his remaining Goldbelly stash. He put himself in the situation, though.



Holy poo poo its the like the last scene in Dodgeball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMQEdU6Blo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I thought Lowtax died??

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lowtax is dead. He got run-over by a combine while cutting through a wheat field on the way to the pornography store.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Extra Large Marge posted:

Lowtax is dead. He got run-over by a combine while cutting through a wheat field on the way to the pornography store.

You're lying. Lowtax doesn't walk anywhere. His sweaty toes prevent him from doing that.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lowtax contracted penisdick disease and died

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I heard that Lowtax broke the world record for number of times you can poo poo your pants in an hour (26)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



[Note: Lowtax died on the way back to his home planet]

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lowtax

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
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