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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

The MSJ posted:

Raphael is the Batman of the TMNT, when he's not the Wolverine. I guess he's the Darkclaw of the team.

He's the leader of the group, transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Magneto: "This is where my parents died in the Holocaust Rainbow Dash"

Rainbow Dash: "Wow-"

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Collapsing Farts posted:

This is art

It should be in a museum

Right alongside this:

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Dec 16, 2020

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

That Flintstones comic was actually good though.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Big Mean Jerk posted:

That Flintstones comic was actually good though.

Oh, it was, but drat is that panel incredible out of context.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

AceOfFlames posted:

Oh, it was, but drat is that panel incredible out of context.

Look if your excuse for participating in genocide is, 'my genocidal actions were taken "out of context"', then well, you've probably made some pretty poor life choices somewhere along the way and we'll just leave it at that :colbert:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Batman says curse words.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

Yeah I'm dismayed that this is going to make him look good if anything (to non chuds anyway)

This clip is absolutely a plant imo

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Batman says curse words.

Of course, he is the gosh-darn Batman!

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AccountSupervisor posted:

But yeah gently caress Scientology though, its always been such a rift in my love for Tom Cruise as an actor.

I agree, and it's a shame there's a double standard regarding celebrities of other religions vs. scientology

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



The Klowner posted:

I agree, and it's a shame there's a double standard regarding celebrities of other religions vs. scientology

That's because other religions don't sue the poo poo out of anyone who tries to criticize them or send people to harass anyone who speaks against them.

I mean the Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses are annoying sure, but they aren't specifically being instructed to take part in targeted harassment of people for years on end.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Reminder that Operation Snow White was one of the biggest infiltrations of the US government in history back in the 70s.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ruddiger posted:

You think that’s bad Ryan Dunn’s been confined to the cemetery since shooting started.

Might want to double check just to be sure.


The MSJ posted:

Raphael is the Batman of the TMNT, when he's not the Wolverine. I guess he's the Darkclaw of the team.

The Batman vs TMNT animated movie (which is real good btw) actually has Raphael point out how much they have in common, particularly their worst traits and how Raph has learned the hard way over and over that going it alone gets his shell handed to him and his brothers having to bail him out.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

joylessdivision posted:

That's because other religions don't sue the poo poo out of anyone who tries to criticize them or send people to harass anyone who speaks against them.

Well the Catholic Church...

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

The albino monk assassins are kind of cool though.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



MonsieurChoc posted:

Well the Catholic Church...

Cacator posted:

The albino monk assassins are kind of cool though.

:hai:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/SPIN/status/1339342011774738438?s=20

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

literally every part of this is worse than the last part.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I didn’t think I could this angry at a movie but here I am.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Looking at the other members of the cast, yeah this is gonna be a hagiography.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Extremely cursed headline.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Really trying to make sure that the David Bowie movie will be better than something.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The most shocking thing about that headline is that apparently someone somewhere remembers Creed.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

The most shocking thing about that headline is that apparently someone somewhere remembers Creed.

David Cross probably does, but no one remembers David Cross.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


I don't think a worse combination of words exists.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

like this is a "the produces" situation right.... like nothing with this level of inherent awfulness could be actually trying to succeed right?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


More details


Directed by the man behind such hits as

quote:

Bratz

Baby Geniuses and the Space Baby 

Cats & Dogs 3: Paws Unite!

Baby Geniuses and the Mystery of the Crown Jewels

Cast is stellar

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More details


Directed by the man behind such hits as


Cast is stellar



They should have got Randy instead.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

dr_rat posted:

like this is a "the produces" situation right.... like nothing with this level of inherent awfulness could be actually trying to succeed right?

sucCreed



I don't know who Skip Schwink is but lol at the name

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Hope they can snag Josh Gad to play Hinckley

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Robert Davi as Leonard Brezhnev?

Jesus christ.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Aw man, what happened to Mena Suvari? Besides Hollywood being awful to women past the age of 25, I mean.

Even more awful, I mean.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Gervasius posted:

Robert Davi as Leonard Brezhnev?

Jesus christ.

Yeah should have gotten Eugene Levi

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Alan Smithee posted:

Yeah should have gotten Eugene Levi

I mean you can put eyebrow merkins on a lot of actors that look more like him than Eugene Levy

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Failed Imagineer posted:

I mean you can put eyebrow merkins on a lot of actors that look more like him than Eugene Levy

Should just use CGI to lift Thufir Hawat out of Dune and put him in this movie.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More details


Directed by the man behind such hits as


Cast is stellar



Are they all chuds now

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Aw man, Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa is too good for this

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

I wonder how pissed off Robert Davi is because he didn't get to play Sinatra?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Ego-bot posted:

I wonder how pissed off Robert Davi is because he didn't get to play Sinatra?

I was about the say the same exact thing. His entire career since the early 90s has been "I sound just like Frank!"

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The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bootleg Trunks posted:

Are they all chuds now

That was my first thought as well.

Mark Joseph, the producer, was also behind last year's No Safe Spaces, a documentary featuring Dennis Prager about the free speech controversy surrounding American colleges and conservative speakers. He also frequently contributes to conservative publications like the National Review.

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