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lol if you don't gently caress in complete silence with zen-like focus, like a Sexual Ninja
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Dec 18, 2020 16:29
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Does loudly weeping count as sex noise?
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Dec 18, 2020 16:36
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Imagine having sex lol
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Dec 18, 2020 16:55
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goatface posted:I used to live with a girl who was a screamer and would have mid-afternoon sex with her boyfriend you could hear in the next street. There were actual complaints from the neighbours about what their kids were hearing.
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Dec 18, 2020 16:59
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Sunswipe posted:Did she mind you having sex with her boyfriend? Well he said she would scream so I assume not.
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Dec 18, 2020 17:03
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Bape Culture posted:Imagine having sex lol I'm imagining it right now 
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Dec 18, 2020 17:08
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fridge corn posted:I'm imagining it right now disgusten
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Dec 18, 2020 17:18
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my pennies go to 90 degrees and into vageen
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Dec 18, 2020 17:54
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Sunswipe posted:Did she mind you having sex with her boyfriend? They were monged off their tits most of the time, so she might not even have noticed.
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Dec 18, 2020 18:23
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i got a click and collect christmas tesco shop and i really liked doing the thing - i felt like i was doing a sort of generation game challenge  i'm very curious about what goes on in the little hut there
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Dec 18, 2020 21:02
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Sliced finger open making jacket potatoes Blood everywhere
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Dec 18, 2020 21:16
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Ratjaculation posted:Sliced finger open making jacket potatoes How hard do you cook your spuds? or are you drunk?
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Dec 18, 2020 21:26
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was maybe stabbing them so they cook through
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Dec 18, 2020 21:30
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you cut jacket potatoes when they are cooked
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Dec 18, 2020 21:32
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crispix posted:was maybe stabbing them so they cook through That's some psycho level stuff if you need to stab your spuds 
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Dec 18, 2020 21:33
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Ratjaculation posted:Sliced finger open making jacket potatoes Is it still vegan if blood gets on the potatoes?
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Bardeh posted:Is it still vegan if blood gets on the potatoes? Quite a rabbit hole you've opened up there.. Also, is it still cannibalism if its your own blood?
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Dec 18, 2020 21:43
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Autocannibalism should be fine. Only you have suffered for your meal.
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crispix posted:was maybe stabbing them so they cook through correct. stab, zap, bake. stabbing myself is a new feature. Got pins in needles in it so now worried I hit something
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Dec 18, 2020 21:59
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goatface posted:Autocannibalism should be fine. Only you have suffered for your meal. Same logic as eating loads....... I imagine
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Dec 18, 2020 22:00
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Sex moaning is good but I reckon people who really really shriek are just a bit kinky and want everyone to know their bonking.
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goatface posted:Autocannibalism should be fine. Only you have suffered for your meal. Suffering may not be necessary. 
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hemale in pain posted:Sex moaning is good but I reckon people who really really shriek are just a bit kinky and want everyone to know their bonking.
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Dec 18, 2020 22:25
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crispix posted:was maybe stabbing them so they cook through My wife is a spud stabber and I'm not but we both bake them long enough it doesn't really matter. Seems like an unnecessary step in those cases. I guess if you microwave them it might help? Best not to if you're liable just to stab your own hand though?
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Dec 18, 2020 22:31
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Ratjaculation posted:Being rocked to sleep in a Saigon hostel at 3am by the drunks hooking up above you is where I started to consider them a bit rude Bunk beds?
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Ratjaculation posted:Being rocked to sleep in a Saigon hostel at 3am by the drunks hooking up above you is where I started to consider them a bit rude I had this on a ferry to Holland and just used my cracking personality to invite myself up to join in. Lovely young lass and confused lad.
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Party Boat posted:Bunk beds? never been in a £1.50 a night hostel dorm?
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Ratjaculation posted:never been in a £1.50 a night hostel dorm? Had that happen to me in a UK hostel in Bath. It was like £8!
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Dec 18, 2020 23:09
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finger is oddly cold bond villian time?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:47
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How deep did you cut?
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Dec 18, 2020 23:59
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let's see a pic. wanna see some guts
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Dec 19, 2020 00:16
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SUCH a coooooooooooooold FIIIINGAAAAAAAAh
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im really hoping my constipation is terminal so I dont have to have minor conversations about things
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Dec 19, 2020 01:12
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There is a hostel in Budapest that when you check-in they tell you to not get suprised by people openly having sex in the dorms 24/7.
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Any predictions on when Lockdown III will start? I'm thinking 2nd January, when infections breach the 100,000 a day threshold.
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Dec 19, 2020 01:25
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Collateral posted:Any predictions on when Lockdown III will start? I'm thinking 2nd January, when infections breach the 100,000 a day threshold. In Wales it's the 28th.
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Dec 19, 2020 01:30
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Bozza will wait until boxing day and then announce it as starting from the 31st. So it doesn't ruin Christmas. Also so any market shifts can definitely be blamed on the lockdown and have nothing to do with Brexit.
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Collateral posted:Any predictions on when Lockdown III will start? I'm thinking 2nd January, when infections breach the 100,000 a day threshold. You haven't included the two weeks of faffing doing nothing when it's obvious one is needed. And then a week to give people one last trip to the pub
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big shout out to the amazon delivery driver who came when i was at work, marked the parcel as "handed to resident" and then just left it on my doorstep where it sat for 13hrs in the pissing rain before i got home. luckily it wasn't stolen and the water didn't damage anything inside. they're asking me to rate the delivery and i on one hand i don't want the driver to get into trouble since i know they're up against it this time of year, but on the other hand one of my neighbours were almost certainly in so gently caress them.
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