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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Maybe really old Playboys :shrug:, a quick google shows the Marilyn Monroe issue goes for over 2 grand in ok condition, way more if it's pristine. But the "and videos" makes that seem unlikely...we're talking quantity, not quality.

Not gonna lie, though, this hits too close to home. My rear end in a top hat father sold off my old video games and some old toys at a yard sale after I went to college without telling me. I only found out when I finally got a place off campus and figured I'd rescue that stuff from the garage over xmas break. He definitely sold some stuff that would be worth thousands today (even ignoring any sentimental value) for a couple bucks.

EDIT: My wife pointed out they mention "sex toys" in the boxes and those aren't cheap, and some of the quotes from the parents hint that it was probably gay porn they overreacted to. Articles about this are reminiscent of the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit stuff trying to make it sound frivolous and stupid, "lol someone sued over their mom throwing out their porn", but the plaintiff is in the right.

You can find the court docs: https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/61/d3/eb8906804d9d8611929a299c3e51/werking09915960267.pdf
I was going to make a joke about a full set of Bad Dragon dildos, but I just checked and they're actually surprisingly affordable...

I want to know what the parents set aside in the safe deposit box because they were worried it was illegal. Probably just stuff with young-looking actors, but with overreacting parents like that I'm thinking it could be something dumber.

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Lol that coffee caused 3rd degree burns to the victim and the U.S. media was universally like "Uh, yeah, it's HOT coffee, what'd you expect! :v:"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Knormal posted:

I was going to make a joke about a full set of Bad Dragon dildos, but I just checked and they're actually surprisingly affordable...

I want to know what the parents set aside in the safe deposit box because they were worried it was illegal. Probably just stuff with young-looking actors, but with overreacting parents like that I'm thinking it could be something dumber.

It's gay porn

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Inceltown posted:

It's gay porn
Yeah, but there was something about a certain subset of it that really set them off, that's what I'm curious about. That or was a really big safe deposit box if they just threw all the gay porn in there.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-ra...orney-says.html

It was kids and animals apparently.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Aw man. :(

Interracial gay porn.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Well that caused a pretty quick 180 in my judgement dammit.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Didn't the original article mention that law enforcement had checked the stashed content and found nothing illegal?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Humphreys posted:

Well that caused a pretty quick 180 in my judgement dammit.
Same, I'm sorry I brought it up now :(

Abongination posted:

Didn't the original article mention that law enforcement had checked the stashed content and found nothing illegal?
Yeah, and that second article says the parents and their attorney never actually viewed the stuff and just guessed it might be illegal based on the covers, and the covers sound like they were something he made since it says they were home-burnt DVDs. So basically he labelled his stuff in a risque way, and it sounds like the parents weren't overreacting that much about that part at least.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Erotic Heritage Museum would be a quality username.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Common scams and cons thread is thataway ------------>
Also, what a brilliant loving idea!

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Tubgoat posted:

Lol that coffee caused 3rd degree burns to the victim and the U.S. media was universally like "Uh, yeah, it's HOT coffee, what'd you expect! :v:"

It was so hot it fused her labia together.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

Previous article said the investigators investigated the CP accusation and found none.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Tubgoat posted:

Lol that coffee caused 3rd degree burns to the victim and the U.S. media was universally like "Uh, yeah, it's HOT coffee, what'd you expect! :v:"

It was a lot more insidious than that even, it got spun as an example of the need for tort reform to stop "frivolous" lawsuits

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

It was so hot it fused her labia together.
:cry::barf:

Heath posted:

It was a lot more insidious than that even, it got spun as an example of the need for tort reform to stop "frivolous" lawsuits
:bang::bang::bang:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
https://twitter.com/LadyVictoriaxx/status/1334900177937838080

:pisstape:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012


Finally a pissceterian option

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I think the worst part is the snazzy color that could be mistaken for lemon or perhaps champagne if not for the smell.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Finally, a Trumpy Bear I can believe in

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:

He was probably living there rent free though, and while the parents shouldn't just be able to destroy his stuff, they might be able to counter sue for rent and recoup their expenses dealing with his dumbass suit.

That’s not how tenancy works.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Platystemon posted:

That’s not how tenancy works.

Landlord says what?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...61_1.mp4#t=0.01

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 05:10 on Dec 21, 2020

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

we all know what you should do, but are too much of a coward to do.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

My friend told me about the first time time her older brother and his high school friends finally let her join their DnD role playing group. Immediately after she rolled her character they went into intricate detail about how they were raping and molesting her. She never played DnD again. Burn the earth and salt it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Let's pour one out for all the people that never got into playing DnD because of the people that got into playing DnD.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Dillbag posted:

My friend told me about the first time time her older brother and his high school friends finally let her join their DnD role playing group. Immediately after she rolled her character they went into intricate detail about how they were raping and molesting her. She never played DnD again. Burn the earth and salt it.

HER OLDER BROTHER

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LifeSunDeath posted:

we all know what you should do, but are too much of a coward to do.

Sorry is the hardest word.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Solice Kirsk posted:

Let's pour one out for all the people that never got into playing DnD because of the people that got into playing DnD.

I kicked a guy out of my group for wanting to rape the only woman character (played by a woman) in an attempt to sever her connection to her Cleric god.

He wasn't even evil aligned, just an unfuckable goon that deserves ridicule.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

captainOrbital posted:

HER OLDER BROTHER

It IS the AUG thread after all

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I'm impressed they managed to become literate and cognitively-developed enough to play D&D without realising that what they said/did was the worst possible thing in the world in that specific time/place.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

captainOrbital posted:

HER OLDER BROTHER

Were they in Alabama?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Violet_Sky posted:

Were they in Alabama?

Violet_Sky posted:

Were they in Alabama?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I just realized this should be "DINERS AND DUNGEONS AND DRIVE-INS AND DRAGONS AND DIVES" so they're interleaved better

yes, yes, I know, :goonsay:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Violet_Sky posted:

Were they in Alabama?

Abbotsford, the Alabama of British Columbia, Canada.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Paladinus posted:

Sorry is the hardest word.

It seems to be. Always seems to me.

It's sad. So Sad. It's a sad, sad situation.

And it's getting more and more absurd.

Why can't we talk it over?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I've thankfully never had that problem playing with queer or female dominated groups but stories like that make me never want to step outside my comfort zone

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

d&d rapists deserve an irl rear end kicking imo

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

hawowanlawow posted:

d&d rapists deserve an irl rear end kicking imo

I was going to say euthanization but yours is less complicated

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