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Oh yeah, that cover. For being (allegedly) the best morpher, Cassie gets some bad ones... Tree Bucket posted:On that note, is it possible to morph a plant? I'm pretty sure they said animals only, at some point.
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 09:12 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Oh, that book I remember in explicit detail, and I cannot wait to revisit it. It is far and away the best Megamorphs book. An absolute banger. It also occurs to me that even this early in the series, Ax can already expect to have the best war stories of any Andalite warrior in history. "We were cornered in the Abalangi Nebula by a Yeerk fleet, with only eight fighters still flying..." "Yeah yeah yeah, whatever. Let me tell you about when I was stranded on an alien planet with a group of native morphing guerillas and their leader was infested during a botched mission and I had to morph and impersonate him for three days..." And that's the spoiler free version, whereas one out of several superior stories would be: "This one time we were morphing insects but an Andalite warship ploughed into us in Z-Space and we ended up on an alien planet mid-war and were unexpectedly teleporting back to Earth at intervals but we had to go set off a bomb that would blow up a whole continent and I ended up alone and surrounded by Yeerk warriors and teleported back at the last second. Your round."
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 09:27 |
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Tree Bucket posted:On that note, is it possible to morph a plant? Actually, it always seemed to me that they were absorbing the nutrients from the sludge in the Yeerk pool when they feed, not from the Kandrona's light directly. But maybe the sludge is there for another reason, like communication or comfort or something. freebooter posted:Plants have RNA not DNA Wait, is it possible to morph a fungus? They're more closely related to animals than plants are.
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 09:46 |
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Shwoo posted:Wait, is it possible to morph a fungus? They're more closely related to animals than plants are. We're both on Team Heterotroph, at least! I'm trying to imagine the usual Animorphs narration after morphing some kind of fungus...
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 11:05 |
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Tree Bucket posted:I'm trying to imagine the usual Animorphs narration after morphing some kind of fungus... I can't tell you where my decaying log is. Or even what species of tree that log was before it decayed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 11:28 |
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A redwood morph would be a hell of a way to break into a building or facility. Just lean slightly towards it and morph.
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 14:44 |
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Tree Bucket posted:On that note, is it possible to morph a plant? Visser Three morphed a mobile, carnivorous plant at one point, so it's probably possible, at least in theory. How useful it would be to morph earth's weaksauce nerd plants is probably a different question.
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HisMajestyBOB posted:A redwood morph would be a hell of a way to break into a building or facility. Just lean slightly towards it and morph. "It used to be that we all used our redwood morph as a way of breaking through walls. Now only Cassie is allowed to, since she's the best at controlling the progression of her morph. When Marco morphed redwood and shot toward the wall while he still had his human head... well, we all thought he'd died, and after we abandoned the mission and everyone's nerves settled down, Jake told us all never to use it again."
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 19:40 |
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Somebody did write a parody of Animorphs called Vegemorphs. The book series Vegemorphs also shows up in the children's cartoon Arthur: quote:Buster:The best book in the series is 'The General.'
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# ? Dec 21, 2020 20:26 |
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Animorphs Book 14: The Unknown-Chapter 3quote:I was on my back. I was indoors. I opened my eyes. Staring down at me was an alien. A pale, ghostly oval face with two enormous eyes. It looked like a little kid, with weak arms and legs. It looked like one of the aliens from that old movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. In fact, it looked exactly like one of them. So, Zone 91 is, of course, Area 51, which is a secret air force base in Nevada. Some people think that a UFO crashed near there, and they're keeping all sorts of alien technology there. quote:Helen grabbed a mug from the shelf, wiped it off on her sleeve, and handed it to me. Could be the motto of the book. Of course, having read the story of Elfangor, we know that the "Greys", who are really the Skrit-Na, really do visit earth and abduct people. Chapter 4 quote:“You’ve never heard of Zone Ninety-one before? It’s the Holy Grail of conspiracy nuts,” Marco said in between slurps of a Mountain Dew. “Man, don’t you ever go on the Internet? The Internet is full of people who think there are aliens at Zone Ninety-one. It’s called the Most Secret Place On Earth.” Higher gears, Batman, football, some does, and fruit punch tastes like red. quote:Despite this, Jake and Marco, along with Rachel and me, are the most normal members of the Animorphs. The other two are definitely weirder. So that's the necessary "meet the Animorphs" montage. quote:“So. What’s up?” Tobias asked. Honestly, I agree with Ax.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:11 |
Poor old Freckles, thought of ants and got Draconed to gently caress
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:28 |
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On the other hand, it feels like "Why are Yeerks infesting horses?" actually is a question worth investigating. For all their faults, Yeerks usually have a well considered reason for everything they do (Visser Three aside). Just because you don't know why they'd infest horses doesn't mean they don't have a reason, and it's probably worth finding out what that reason is.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 04:32 |
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quote:“Very good flying out there,” Tobias said. “Lots of sweet thermals.” At this point Tobias is probably rusty with socializing with humans. If you took him to a party he'd corner someone and talk their ear off but instead of what IPAs he's into it's all about thermals
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Synesthesian Fetish posted:At this point Tobias is probably rusty with socializing with humans. If you took him to a party he'd corner someone and talk their ear off but instead of what IPAs he's into it's all about thermals So you're saying he's an Animorphs author
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 06:07 |
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I'm tempted to guess that some Yeerks are planning to decapitate some horses, spray-paint the carcasses and tell Visser-3 "We got'em."
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Grammarchist posted:I'm tempted to guess that some Yeerks are planning to decapitate some horses, spray-paint the carcasses and tell Visser-3 "We got'em." When it comes to Visser Three, there's probably a LOT of "painting the roses red" poo poo that goes on just beneath his notice in order to try and keep him happy. At this point I'm thinking the reason we never see Visser Two is they're too busy trying to clean poo poo up so that Esplin doesn't have a loving meltdown and do something stupid like Dracon the Vatican in a fit of rage or whatever.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 06:17 |
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Crazy Helen posted:You think computers just happened? All that stuff was from aliens.
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Synesthesian Fetish posted:At this point Tobias is probably rusty with socializing with humans. If you took him to a party he'd corner someone and talk their ear off but instead of what IPAs he's into it's all about thermals So you're saying he'd be a cool person to talk to at a party
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freebooter posted:So you're saying he'd be a cool person to talk to at a party I’d say he’s more of the warm, uplifting type.
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# ? Dec 22, 2020 16:19 |
Booooooo
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Animorphs Book 14: The Unknown-Chapter 5quote:The next day I wore my new outfit to school. I hooked up with Rachel before first period and we walked to class together. Down the main hall. Me and Rachel, the Goddess of Clothing and Good Grooming. Plus, I assume, you know, he just naturally has non-Animorph friends too. quote:“Hi, Cassie,” Jake said, peeling off from his buds. “Hey, Rachel.” Marco, everybody. Chapter 6 quote:We met up at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic. So standard Animorph body horror here. I do wonder what it would be like to fly under your own power. How would it feel?
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 04:31 |
that done it for a dollar line owns, i love marco
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 05:14 |
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marco fuckin rules
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 05:26 |
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The 'logical' explanation for a clumsy horse-controller who tries to use a phone is that it was an unplanned thing; maybe a human-controller was out riding and suddenly died to, say, a freak heart-attack The yeerk, wanting to survive, crawled up into the horse and attempted to go back to town and call a number for help. ... But that's too mundane an explanation for these books, and it doesn't explain the second horse, so I will wait for the completely off-the-wall actual explanation.
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 06:42 |
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SirSamVimes posted:marco fuckin rules
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# ? Dec 23, 2020 06:51 |
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You could say that Rachel overpaid, but you can't say she didn't get her money's worth.
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Animorphs-The Unknown-Chapter 7quote:There is a lot to know about flying. Fortunately, the osprey’s brain took care of most of that. It trimmed my tail. It adjusted the angle of my wings. But my brain was there, too. And I flew. Tobias isn't excited by flying. He's excited by thermals. quote:We flew hard, separated by a few hundred yards so we wouldn’t look like we were together. See, red-tails, bald eagles, and ospreys don’t exactly fly in formation together. In this series, sure. quote:They argued on for a while, and, not for the first time, I realized my life had gotten weird. I was flying a mile up, listening to a thought-speak debate between a bald eagle and an osprey over the existence of aliens. So, yep, they're sneaking onto a military base. Chapter 8 quote:We flew down into the rocks and demorphed. Such a generous offer... quote:“Let’s just morph back,” Rachel suggested. “We don’t need to rest. I feel fine.” It's unlucky a patrol came by just when they were demorphed.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 05:27 |
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They way they use "skanky" in this series is absolutely fascinating
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 05:36 |
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I'm more curious how they can reference so much pop culture, but have to rename Area 51.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 06:17 |
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managed to dig the box with my books out of a shed in my parents' back yard. had 1-10, 12 14 and 15, 19-22+24 and then there's a biiiiiig jump to a random copy of 44 and then the last three books. i'm sure i must have borrowed some of the ones from the big gap from the school library but i don't really remember which or how many. i just remember that we managed to catch the end because we saw the books with the "countdown to the end" banners on the cover at a shop and started buying them again also have the first three megamorphs books, and the three (named) chronicles books but no Visser. huh. maybe i never read that one kinda wondering if i wanna cruise ebay to fill out the set of at least the interesting/good/important ones i don't have Bobulus posted:I'm more curious how they can reference so much pop culture, but have to rename Area 51. pop culture is fake, the aliens are real
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oh I think I know what's going on. The yeerks are trying to copy the animorphs by infesting horses and sneaking them on to the base. can't infest soldiers because you can't sneak off every three days, unless you get most of them + the leaders at once.
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Tobias, thought you had better vision and hear than this?Bobulus posted:I'm more curious how they can reference so much pop culture, but have to rename Area 51. Cause if they said the real one, it'll point to where they live? Also, the writer may wanted to stay in the same state - I mean, it's not like the real Area 51's in Maine, but maybe Nevada's too far? (I'm not well versed in american geography)
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Bobulus posted:I'm more curious how they can reference so much pop culture, but have to rename Area 51. Probably because Area 51 is a real place in Nevada, and the books thus far have tried to stray away from the Animorphs visiting concrete real-world locations or solidly placing them within a particular geographic region. Funnily enough, given what we do know/find out about their rough location (Southern California), the actual base they'd likely be visiting isn't Area 51 (Which would be a ~300 mile flight across a lot of open desert and mountains), but instead Edwards Air Force Base or China Lake Naval Weapon Testing Station, both of which are located in the western half of the Mojave Desert just a hundred/hundred and fifty miles northwest of LA. I really do want to know how the hell they missed the guard patrol walking around though, you'd think they'd be pretty drat obvious. Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Dec 24, 2020 |
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Maybe the patrol has horror movie antagonist teleporting powers? Maybe that's the alien technology they're hiding there.QuickbreathFinisher posted:They way they use "skanky" in this series is absolutely fascinating
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 12:08 |
Fwiw i remember skanky being used that way, and it only seemed to take on a sexual connotation in the early 00s.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Fwiw i remember skanky being used that way, and it only seemed to take on a sexual connotation in the early 00s. Right. Skanky just means dirty.
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It's interesting how slang takes on sexual meanings. Slut used to just be the feminine form of slob (and still did in the UK up until the 80s or so). Makes some older films/books seem a lot more aggressive than they intended.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 18:15 |
Yall, they missed them because the guards were wearing camouflage . Duh.
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# ? Dec 24, 2020 18:16 |
MrNemo posted:It's interesting how slang takes on sexual meanings. Slut used to just be the feminine form of slob (and still did in the UK up until the 80s or so). Makes some older films/books seem a lot more aggressive than they intended. Really? I'd never heard this one.
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Epicurius posted:Right. Skanky just means dirty. I'm reminded of the lyric in Dizzee Rascal's Bassline Junkie where he goes "I just want to skank out all day" and it's in reference to him just wanting to sit around and listen to songs with filthy speaker-destroying basslines.
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