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Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

I'm gonna split the money with brand new forums user pecan, whom I am adopting as my very own newbie

adopting a new poster is admirable

but i would use the money to set up a not for profit, new poster mentoring charity that would see new posters paired with experienced ones in memory of forum's poster nut so as to preserve their legacy

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# ? Nov 1, 2020 13:57

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 19:21

pecan

Stoner Sloth posted:

adopting a new poster is admirable

but i would use the money to set up a not for profit, new poster mentoring charity that would see new posters paired with experienced ones in memory of forum's poster nut so as to preserve their legacy

I�ve looked into the paper trails and have reason to believe the Nut Foundation is a money laundering front aimed at swaying popular opinion in the byob sub forums through the use of extrajudicial bannings and coordinated emptyquote campaigns.

you�ll notice my notes also suggest that the money should go to me, so I can buy a sprinter van to convert into a mobile home

# ? Nov 1, 2020 14:00

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

pecan posted:

I’ve looked into the paper trails and have reason to believe the Nut Foundation is a money laundering front aimed at swaying popular opinion in the byob sub forums through the use of extrajudicial bannings and coordinated emptyquote campaigns.

you’ll notice my notes also suggest that the money should go to me, so I can buy a sprinter van to convert into a mobile home

Nice

Anyway, money's mine close thread, jeffrey ban everyone

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# ? Nov 1, 2020 14:15

Escape From Noise

pecan posted:

you�ll notice my notes also suggest that the money should go to me, so I can buy a sprinter van to convert into a mobile home

From this info alone I have deduced you are Canadian. Just like "nut" is. Curious.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 1, 2020 14:31

Jinh

I would invest my winnings in something actually useful.

an extremely large, extremely warm butt to rest my whole body upon

# ? Nov 1, 2020 16:59

more falafel please: forums poster

ok I've waited long enough. no one post in this thread anymore tia

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 00:14

Fausty: "Flowers!"
"Is there a
John Luck Pickerd
here?"

# ? Nov 29, 2020 00:22

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

you win!

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 01:18

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Congratulations!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 01:50

Jinh

Barking Gecko posted:

Congratulations!

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Nov 29, 2020 03:10

alexandriao

has this thread been locked yet?

# ? Nov 29, 2020 07:14

more falafel please: forums poster

not yet

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 29, 2020 07:40

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

I've messaged the mods and I expect action to be taken at any moment

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# ? Nov 29, 2020 08:02

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Rarity posted:

I've messaged the mods and I expect action to be taken at any moment

Surely you've been around byob long enough to know that no one here ever takes action in a timely fashion.

# ? Nov 29, 2020 08:09

alexandriao

Why should this thread be closed? I want my mutant nuclear-corroded offspring to post in this thread one day :kimchi:

# ? Nov 29, 2020 08:56

Twenty Four

I guess it doesn't say a billionaire of what. Years from now a byob poster gets a billion spiders dumped on them from the sky and they are left wondering why in horror, and what they did to deserve this.

Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Nov 29, 2020

# ? Nov 29, 2020 12:03

Stoner Sloth

Twenty Four posted:

I guess it doesn't say a billionaire of what. Years from now a byob poster gets a billion spiders dumped on them from the sky and they are left wondering why in horror, and what they did to deserve this.

poasting cause i like spiders!! :peanut:

# ? Nov 29, 2020 15:14

Jinh

Twenty Four posted:

I guess it doesn't say a billionaire of what. Years from now a byob poster gets a billion spiders dumped on them from the sky and they are left wondering why in horror, and what they did to deserve this.

I want them to eat all the mosquitos in Florida so I'm posting

# ? Nov 30, 2020 02:02

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

Oh wow, becoming a billionaire for Christmas. What a great present you've given me, thanks BYOB

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# ? Dec 12, 2020 12:28

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Rarity posted:

Oh wow, becoming a billionaire for Christmas. What a great present you've given me, thanks BYOB

No deal.

# ? Dec 12, 2020 14:21

Stoner Sloth

Barking Gecko posted:

No deal.

thanks for saving this spot for me to post friend, nice work!

# ? Dec 13, 2020 02:58

Escape From Noise

Congratulations Stoner Sloth! If anyone deserves it, it's you!

# ? Dec 13, 2020 03:25

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

What happened to your Christmas spirit BYOB? :qq:

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# ? Dec 13, 2020 07:24

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Congratulations Stoner Sloth! If anyone deserves it, it's you!

thanks friend!

Rarity posted:

What happened to your Christmas spirit BYOB?

aww don't worry buddy, i will definitely send you a christmas present with some of my winnings!

# ? Dec 13, 2020 22:38

alexandriao

If i win i will give presents for everyone!!!*

* - offer only valid for writer of this post

# ? Dec 14, 2020 03:32

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I'm sorry, but your offer is void in my jurisdiction.

# ? Dec 14, 2020 03:42

Yinlock

look just let me take it all to the racetrack and ill get enough money for everyone to be billionaires. yes im on a losing streak but that only means i have to get riskier

# ? Dec 14, 2020 05:05

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Please put me first against the wall

# ? Dec 15, 2020 19:38

Escape From Noise

Kief Richards posted:

Please put me first against the wall

I could never!

# ? Dec 16, 2020 03:50

alexandriao

ive paid my dues now give me dollars!!!

# ? Dec 16, 2020 15:45

Jinh

alexandriao posted:

ive paid my dues now give me dollars!!!

I cast Dollars to Donuts and it rains boston cream

# ? Dec 16, 2020 18:35

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

You can have the donuts, I'll have the dollars

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# ? Dec 16, 2020 18:43

Escape From Noise

Pennies from heaven. Oh god! Take cover!

# ? Dec 16, 2020 19:08

alexandriao

*quietly posts in the thread*

heheheheheheheh

# ? Dec 29, 2020 08:18

Escape From Noise

Did you all hear that?

# ? Dec 29, 2020 08:21

alexandriao

hear what?? i didn't hear anything

*looks around shiftily*

# ? Dec 29, 2020 08:22

Twenty Four

spider billionaire, warning

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:21

more falafel please: forums poster

false alarm everyone, were goldmining this thread. feel free to vacate the premises.

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Dec 29, 2020 11:32

Escape From Noise