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Tubgoat posted:What archetype of male beauty are the model/his cosmetologist going for? Because to me he just looks like a guy you would not leave unattended with your uncovered drink. Speaking as someone who used to have to deal with local douchebros who wore garish lovely suits like that, that's exactly the type they're catering to.
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We had a manager at work who would wear a suit like that around Christmas. I work in a grocery store. It was a decision I can respect.
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RoboRodent posted:We had a manager at work who would wear a suit like that around Christmas. I work in a grocery store. It was a decision I can respect. My loving vasectomy surgeon wore one during my initial consultation. Bad fashion sense but snipped a fine scrote tube.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
this is the suit of a man who desperately wants someone to set up a picnic on him
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Dec 27, 2020 04:10
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Like a rural white guy version of nyotaimori
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Quote posted:My loving vasectomy surgeon wore one during my initial consultation. Bad fashion sense but snipped a fine scrote tube. A lot of doctors wear clothes like that to put people at ease I guess.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:55
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I'd wear the plaid to a ska show and literally nowhere else.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:38
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I think they're going for the "look, I'm dressed WACKY! I'm a COOL GUY!" look, but wind up somewhere between "GIANT loving TOOL" and "I will be featured on a 'True Crime' documentary someday."
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bony tony posted:Like a rural white guy version of nyotaimori I don’t know why this concept is hilarious to me but I kind of want to see it executed. Little Midwest appetizers on a hairy dudes gut
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And you do bodyshots out of his distended belly button, right?
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Fupa soup tureen
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Brawnfire posted:Fupa soup tureen Cottage Smegma
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Turpitude II posted:this is the suit of a man who desperately wants someone to set up a picnic on him Please bread on me.
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Quote posted:My loving vasectomy surgeon wore one during my initial consultation. Bad fashion sense but snipped a fine scrote tube.
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Whoa, I just ran into a picture of a whole troop of people wearing those things IRL:
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DicktheCat posted:I'd wear the plaid to a ska show and literally nowhere else. Yeah but then you'd be at a ska show.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:I was going to wear a tuxedo for my vasectomy for the joke but I made the mistake of telling the rental place why and they refused to What the gently caress, why the gently caress do they care? It's loving money in exchange for a service!
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steinrokkan posted:Whoa, I just ran into a picture of a whole troop of people wearing those things IRL: When the fella in the bow tie is the one showing some restraint.
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Tubgoat posted:What the gently caress, why the gently caress do they care? It's loving money in exchange for a service!
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I mean, they would've had you disrobe first and don a hospital gown regardless of your attire, surely?
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The sartorial equivalent of being told you get to eat more mozzarella sticks?
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Tubgoat posted:I mean, they would've had you disrobe first and don a hospital gown regardless of your attire, surely? They gave me some sort of benzo before mine and so I don't have the best recall, but I think maybe they let me keep my shirt on? Everything below the waist was off though, yeah.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
I have those pants in FFXIV, they make decent glam if you dye them gray or white.
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steinrokkan posted:Whoa, I just ran into a picture of a whole troop of people wearing those things IRL: They’re very much “you have to pull off any outfit” suits. Someone confident and appealing can pull it off if they have it properly fitted. A random dork buying it? It becomes a walking advertisement for virginity and/or roofies. Last year my Christmas suit at work was a green velvet smoking jacket, dark red chinos, and a plain white shirt. My chest-waist ratio is basically an upside-down triangle so I can’t wear a tie properly without tailoring my shirts. 
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I have to imagine that anyone who would wear this in real life must be a completely insufferable turd I was gonna make a joke about Don Cherry's suits but you already said everything I was going to imply
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Dec 28, 2020 05:22
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Gaud is a treasure, you heathen  On a more serious note, does it really count as AUG if the goal is to be AUG?
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https://twitter.com/JimBelushi/status/1343692787137585152?s=20
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Ok Y’know what this is kind of adorable.
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The real AUG is the people in replies who recommend inane moe bullshit or loving Jojo and Attack on Titan. People who recommend Satoshi Kon's works are okay, I suppose. Anime in general is bad, though.
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Humphreys posted:Naked Twister has ended up with my nuts being kicked inadvertently a number of times over the years. Should tell your brother to be more careful man
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Elviscat posted:I have one of these, it's fun Lol Too late I just added "is a completely insufferable turd" to goons.xls Edit lol having read the other replies, sorry buddy you are officially cancelled in like five different ways unless you are attractive and/or confident to tha maxx Slippery has a new favorite as of 18:27 on Dec 29, 2020 |
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Paladinus posted:The real AUG is the people in replies who recommend inane moe bullshit or loving Jojo and Attack on Titan. People who recommend Satoshi Kon's works are okay, I suppose. Anime in general is bad, though. It's weird that people treat anime itself as a genre where all things are equal ("You liked the restrained slow burn of Mushi-shi? You'll love Gurren Lagann!")
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Paladinus posted:The real AUG is the people in replies who recommend inane moe bullshit or loving Jojo and Attack on Titan. People who recommend Satoshi Kon's works are okay, I suppose. Anime in general is bad, though. yes, the AUG is there, and I have brought it to all of YOU!
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Paladinus posted:The real AUG is the people in replies who recommend inane moe bullshit or loving Jojo and Attack on Titan. People who recommend Satoshi Kon's works are okay, I suppose. Anime in general is bad, though. Attack on Titan is pretty cool, it has 10-15 minutes of animation a season!
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Speaking of Attack on Titan, here's a furry violently masturbating. https://youtu.be/TQSzGdxhWTY That's  and  in case "furry violently masturbating" didn't make that clear.
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Slippery posted:Lol I still like it, no reason to put it on this year with the lack of holiday parties and all. 
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