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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Yeah, the internet has solved the mystery of the line "That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything"

But the "Stussy" 'S' is an enigma.

A few years ago I went to a retro speakeasy and the S was printed on the spine of a typography school book from the '20s. I had a photo but lost the phone it was on. The place is high up on my list of places to go back to if we can ever go to restaurants again so hopefully they haven't changed the decor too much.

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ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Do do do dooooo do do, doo waaaaaaaa

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh, staying cool
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos!
The Freshmaker

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

ZDar Fan posted:

Do do do dooooo do do, doo waaaaaaaa

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh, staying cool
With Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos!
The Freshmaker

:thumbsup:

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Footos
The Fresh Fighter

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
The "Stussy S" was the logo of my hometown high school when I was growing up in South Texas, so it has some reach.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Hey! Stop drooling on me!

Hiiiii kidsssss, we're hooooome earrrrlyyyy!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
You know, I haven't looked in a while, but it seems like those post-apocalypic Skittles commercials from the mid-90's are lost to time. There was a whole series of them, but the first one was the farmer that plants a handful of Skittles in his field, and it starts raining Skittles.

Of course there's a crashed aircraft sticking out of the field, the farmhouse while not in disrepair is starting to decay, and the farmer is wearing a pilot hat implying that he had crashed there years ago, in the before times.

There were a bunch of them over a couple of years, all summoning a rain of Skittles.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Iron Crowned posted:

You know, I haven't looked in a while, but it seems like those post-apocalypic Skittles commercials from the mid-90's are lost to time. There was a whole series of them, but the first one was the farmer that plants a handful of Skittles in his field, and it starts raining Skittles.

Of course there's a crashed aircraft sticking out of the field, the farmhouse while not in disrepair is starting to decay, and the farmer is wearing a pilot hat implying that he had crashed there years ago, in the before times.

There were a bunch of them over a couple of years, all summoning a rain of Skittles.

There was a PS2 game loosely tied into those commercials


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8rN4JGWA4w

Randallteal
May 7, 2006

The tears of time

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Woah my horny

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

for a thousand years, man has sought to rediscover the ancient power of pornography magazines

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:

for a thousand years, man has sought to rediscover the ancient power of pornography magazines

Woods porn would be a great mcguffin for either a 90's nostalgia movie or video game.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I feel like I am the only one who never discovered woods porn. :smith:

I mean I guess it’s fine I never found a rando dude’s JO spot but the story is always interesting.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dialhforhero posted:

I feel like I am the only one who never discovered woods porn. :smith:

I mean I guess it’s fine I never found a rando dude’s JO spot but the story is always interesting.

I never found woods porn personally, but I did find side of the road porn while riding my bike once. I also did know someone who found a porn VHS in the woods called "Three-way of love"

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

dialhforhero posted:

I feel like I am the only one who never discovered woods porn. :smith:

I mean I guess it’s fine I never found a rando dude’s JO spot but the story is always interesting.

I haven’t either. In retrospect, I don’t think I care.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Never in the woods, but I found half a torn up porn mag at a bus stop once, and it was just page after page of huge early 90s lingerie and unshaved bush.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sweevo posted:

Never in the woods, but I found half a torn up porn mag at a bus stop once, and it was just page after page of huge early 90s lingerie and unshaved bush.

I found an issue of Penthouse in the trashcan of the theater I worked at in 1997.

I pulled up to a Walmart in 2011 to find a good condition copy of a 1993 issue of Playboy sitting out front.

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
In the early 2000's I was going through a bunch of abandoned houses that were gong to be torn down. So me and my best friend found one house that had a HUGE pile of VHS porn covers. Just all covers. No tapes. And also a torn out magazine page that had "Miss Beaver" 1970-something. My friend took a bunch of the covers in a bookbag, and took them into the woods behind his house. And thus, the cycle continued.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:


I pulled up to a Walmart in 2011 to find a good condition copy of a 1993 issue of Playboy sitting out front.

This makes it sound like it had just clocked out and was waiting for its ride home

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I saw either a penthouse or a hustler in the back of a Hudson News in JFK Airport sometime in the mid-late 90s. We were waiting to pick up either my uncle or grandparents, I can’t quite remember.

I definitely wasn’t supposed to see it and I have no clue how I was able to leaf through it for as long as I did, but I was able to look at it for probably like a good 15 minutes. Plenty of time for it to imprint itself on my like 7-8 year old brain

ToxicToast
Dec 7, 2006
Thanks, I'm flattered.

As a middle school kid I loved these mods. I especially remember the Chrono Trigger one. The game starts with the Mom saying how they only have one bed in the house and she needs it for work!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013


i made a few of these, although never anywhere near completion

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
My dad was a mechanic and owned a garage. And to pay off my AOL bill, I spent my weekends cleaning it. Where I would constantly be finding porn. Move a box? Find some porn under it. Put some manuals in order, find some porn mixed in. It was like an Easter egg hunt. But with porn.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Thomamelas posted:

My dad was a mechanic and owned a garage. And to pay off my AOL bill, I spent my weekends cleaning it. Where I would constantly be finding porn. Move a box? Find some porn under it. Put some manuals in order, find some porn mixed in. It was like an Easter egg hunt. But with porn.

lol at your dad just constantly cranking it at work

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Ok Comboomer posted:

lol at your dad just constantly cranking it at work

It was five mechanics plus my dad. I'm pretty sure they were all jerking it.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Thomamelas posted:

It was five mechanics plus my dad. I'm pretty sure they were all jerking it.

lol at your dad literally circlejerking with his employees at work

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ok Comboomer posted:

lol at your dad literally circlejerking with his employees at work

Talk about your team building exercise.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Pretty sure that FF or one of the prior FF games had a porno magazine you could find, if you were playing the Japanese version

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Pretty sure that FF or one of the prior FF games had a porno magazine you could find, if you were playing the Japanese version

Final Fantasy IV had one, but it didn't make it into the original US release.

(Also don't type "Final Fantasy porn" into Google unless that's what you really want.)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Pretty sure that FF or one of the prior FF games had a porno magazine you could find, if you were playing the Japanese version

And then there's Metal Gear Solid 2.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Uh, Quiet from MGS V is also a thing.

It’s not like it went away.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



You could find issues of playboy in MGS4 and either use them to distract guards or read them yourself to restore your mental health meter

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Drebin!

ToxicToast
Dec 7, 2006
Thanks, I'm flattered.

Shibawanko posted:

i made a few of these, although never anywhere near completion

Yeah, the only two complete ones I remember playing were FF6 and Chrono Trigger. Anyone know other games that got complete ones?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

dialhforhero posted:

I feel like I am the only one who never discovered woods porn. :smith:


The only incident like this I ever had was exploring on top of the giant walk-in cooler at work in the back warehouse and finding a Playgirl featuring Scott Bakula’s exposed donger.

Playgirl is very 90s, and I suspect never actually purchased by girls.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

ToxicToast posted:

Yeah, the only two complete ones I remember playing were FF6 and Chrono Trigger. Anyone know other games that got complete ones?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

ToxicToast posted:

Yeah, the only two complete ones I remember playing were FF6 and Chrono Trigger. Anyone know other games that got complete ones?

None that I know of. Theres something about FF6 though, a complete SA themed hack of FF6 is one of thr few goon projects I've ever seen make it to completion.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

AlternateAccount posted:

The only incident like this I ever had was exploring on top of the giant walk-in cooler at work in the back warehouse and finding a Playgirl featuring Scott Bakula’s exposed donger.

Playgirl is very 90s, and I suspect never actually purchased by girls.

what is Count Bakula packing? Inquiring minds want to know

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Ok Comboomer posted:

what is Count Bakula packing? Inquiring minds want to know

Hard to remember specifics. Just your garden variety pp. I don’t think they do fully turgid members, but we just took all the photos with exposed wang and stuck them randomly in those phone book sized bridal magazines. Also a 90s thing I guess.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
:aaaaa:



https://www.today.com/food/viennetta-ice-cream-cakes-90s-are-making-comeback-t205182

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