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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

D-LINK posted:

Sheet vinyl is normally only glued at the edges

It wasn't even glued down at the edges, the cordaround and transition pieces were apparently the only things holding it down

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Timby posted:

You'll never be stronger in your life than you are in the moment when you say to another human being, "Look, I need help and I can't do this alone. Can you help me?"

I don't want this to get lost in a bunch of other posts cause this is one of the realest things anyone has posted in this year's chat thread so far.

Anyone who says therapy is for the weak has never had to have that self introspective talk with themselves and say, "Hey self, we're hosed. There's two ways out of this, and one ends with at the bottom of a death spiral."

Good on you my dude for having the strength to be real with yourself and get help.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Intruder posted:

It wasn't even glued down at the edges, the cordaround and transition pieces were apparently the only things holding it down

lol installed with removal in mind

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Timby posted:

Before my ex-wife and my best friend hauled me into the psych ward on a civil commitment on March 23, 2009, I was easily consuming 32 ounces of vodka a day.
What is that in handles per week?

Asking for a myself as I finish off another fifth OH WAIT I can get Jefferson Reserve in 1 liters now!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/1345878633915805696


nothing matters anymore

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lmao Trump has officially gone into nothing matters but triggering the libs mode

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This is a pretty funny response to the whole rigged election thing

https://twitter.com/kristin__wilson/status/1345870053464539152

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CannonFodder posted:

What is that in handles per week?

32 oz is a quarter gallon I think? So half a handle/day.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

CannonFodder posted:

What is that in handles per week?

Got to the point of a handle every two days or so. :suicide:

Edit:

waah posted:

Good on you my dude for having the strength to be real with yourself and get help.

I was young and arrogant. It was really my best friend (who was also my business partner at the time) and my then-wife who saved my rear end by going in front of a judge and having me committed to the psych ward at Mercy Hospital in Dubuque, Iowa. After being pumped full of Ativan for a few days to keep me from shaking out of my skin and when I accepted a longer stay in the unit, that was when I realized, "Jesus Christ, I am on a FastPass to six feet under," and basically said, "Yes, bring in the shrinks, bring in the psychiatrists, bring in the addiction specialists, I don't want to die from this poo poo."

Again, that was March 2009. And even though I live on the straight and narrow outside of occasional weed (usually cookies) for pain management, I'm still going to live with lifelong consequences of drinking like a fish for several years.

I appreciate the kudos, but I don't feel like I had strength, or that I figured anything out. I just stopped drinking. Everything else comes out in the wash.

Timby fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jan 4, 2021

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








lmao the guy who was just spying for him in the house intelligence meetings

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Timby posted:

Got to the point of a handle every two days or so. :suicide:
Fiz is going yell at me for this but I would drive to Virginia to buy hooch because NC doesn't have hard alcohol sales on Sundays.

The only reason I'm alive is I have to dry out and be sober for 5 days while driving.

Oh and I never drove drunk. Hungover? Yes. Drunk? No. At least 8 hours between alcohol and behind the wheel.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

CannonFodder posted:

Oh and I never drove drunk. Hungover? Yes. Drunk? No. At least 8 hours between alcohol and behind the wheel.

Depending on your hangover, it's entirely likely you did drive drunk. The body metabolizes about .01 BAC per hour, give or take a little bit depending on body weight.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Timby posted:

Depending on your hangover, it's entirely likely you did drive drunk. The body metabolizes about .01 BAC per hour, give or take a little bit depending on body weight.

dammit

I start driving on Tuesday so I stop drinking Monday night, it's more like 12 hours

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 4, 2021

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Lol, I read this earlier and my dumb chem brain didn't even realize it loving spelled out nacho. Really couldn't figure out why everyone was so interested in a food additive formula.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Kalli posted:

This is a pretty funny response to the whole rigged election thing

https://twitter.com/kristin__wilson/status/1345870053464539152

Especially funny when you consider that Pelosi still sat all of the House Rs who are openly calling for sedition.

Democrats wield their political power like this, Republicans wield their political power like THIS.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Lol, I read this earlier and my dumb chem brain didn't even realize it loving spelled out nacho. Really couldn't figure out why everyone was so interested in a food additive formula.

Ha, had the same thing where I didn't even notice until hours after. Even though everyone was pointing it out.

Also :lol:

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/1345878633915805696

Nunes is the dude suing parody twitter accounts, which is somehow one of the lesser embarrassing things he's done in the last few years.

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

Every Trump award has the biggest of asterisks on it.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Now this is my kinda politics.

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1345885877122301954

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Kafka on the Shore was a deeply embarrassing book and Murakami is a joke of an author

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Barudak posted:

Kafka on the Shore was a deeply embarrassing book and Murakami is a joke of an author
Here's a mix tape of Bob Dylan.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

CannonFodder posted:

Here's a mix tape of Bob Dylan.

After listening to it, from then on, he only took good poops

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Goalie *almost* had him played perfectly!

e: poo poo, not the GDT, but I'm leaving it in honor of Panda.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/espiers/status/1345745158768373761?s=21

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

All I know is I am staunchly opposed to the guy with the Twitter name "Thankful for the FBI and DOJ"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/rowebocop/status/1345900312201195524

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







certification exam in the morning

with any luck this time tomorrow night i'll be able to treat everyone's ED and STDs.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

FizFashizzle posted:

certification exam in the morning

with any luck this time tomorrow night i'll be able to treat everyone's ED and STDs.

Can I get a scrip for starts with a D?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bird in a Blender posted:

Can I get a scrip for starts with a D?

we're all going to dilala land

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

certification exam in the morning

with any luck this time tomorrow night i'll be able to treat everyone's ED and STDs.

I have priapism triggered by my IBS, what's the cure doc?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Bird in a Blender posted:

Can I get a scrip for starts with a D?

Fiz would've given you that without a scrip

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Bird in a Blender posted:

Can I get a scrip for starts with a D?

Just show up with vague flank pain and claim hematuria and tell them you're allergic to NSAIDs, tramadol and morphine.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

FizFashizzle posted:

certification exam in the morning

with any luck this time tomorrow night i'll be able to treat everyone's ED and STDs.

Get off the drat forums and study

glhf

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

MAN CODE

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1345885052350164992?s=20

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Samadhi posted:

MAN CODE

You see a real man publicly lies about private conversations instead of providing a record. Simple really.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



:laffo:

I don't know anything about Jesse Kelly outside of random tweets posted here, but every last one of them is profoundly embarrassing.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
NSA, *so* in violation of Man Code

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

shirts and skins posted:

NSA, *so* in violation of Man Code

It may be apocryphal but that reminds me of a quote somebody said to Alan Turning before breaking Enigma "A gentleman does not read another's mail"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

where does whining like a little bitch to everyone because you lost an election fall in the man code

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


FizFashizzle posted:

we're all going to dilala land

You can miss me with that. My GI tract did a full shut down after my surgery. It's just now getting back to normal and it's been a couple of months. Hard pass on the starts with a d for me.

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Asking dudes to commit crimes is private business

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