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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

cheeseboy58 posted:

It is Montana

I wanted to say wyoming but I was afraid of being comically wrong :*(

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Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

I hate seeing this sign several times a year.

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Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Aerith Gainthborough posted:

I hate seeing this sign several times a year.

Looks like you're driving through it.

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Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Looks like you're driving through it.

Fingers crossed one day....fingers crossed.

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Jhordhynne: Jan 12, 2010

Nothing more Texan than the ol' Truck n' Gun

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Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

why would they want to outlaw trux? i thought they loved trux

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Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Buglord

Aerith Gainthborough posted:

I hate seeing this sign several times a year.

There's a small-ish church in slight disrepair that I used to drive by everyday on my way to work that has a pick and place by letter marquee sign. Maybe a year and a half ago it said something like this and I really wish I had taken a picture because I'm not confident I remembered the exact wording:

code:

IS THERE A HELL?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
JOIN US THIS SUNDAY

It took a few re-reads for me to grasp that it wasn't supposed to be taken as a suicide note/cult prophecy announcement.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 17:03

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Jhordhynne posted:

Nothing more Texan than the ol' Truck n' Gun

Gun stores/people might put out a better image with the public if they stopped using skulls for everything.

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Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Also Texas. Redneck Heaven. They celebrate someone�s birthday by whipping him with a belt.

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Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

a lot of people don't realize that bdsm started in rural white communities and that it actually stands for BOIL DEM SALTY NUTS

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ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Gatts posted:

Also Texas. Redneck Heaven. They celebrate someone�s birthday by whipping him with a belt.

Girls are way too good looking to still be from that town. That dude has more money than you think.

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

cheeseboy58 posted:

It is Montana

That's my guess.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 18:56

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Aerith Gainthborough posted:

I hate seeing this sign several times a year.

Never driven through Kansas or Missouri? There's signs like this in nearly every other corn field.

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Professor Latency: Mar 30, 2011

Along some interstate through I think Mississippi or Alabama there are a TON of blatant white supremacy billboards. Might have been posted in the thread already but they're vile. Like an ad for a radio station with a white family with the text "keep Alabama pure" or some poo poo.

It's loving wild to see.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 19:06

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

CommieGIR posted:

Never driven through Kansas or Missouri? There's signs like this in nearly every other corn field.

yeah any time i venture into the Great Empty outside of Kansas City i see this poo poo all the time

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Jhordhynne: Jan 12, 2010

Here's some Ohio.

Bong street, named for flying ace Dick Bong.

Tom Raper RV named for the raper.

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shoeberto: Jun 13, 2020; which way to the MACHINES?

Jhordhynne posted:

Here's some Ohio.

Bong street, named for flying ace Dick Bong.

Tom Raper RV named for the raper.

my parents bought their first RV from Tom Raper, I have been inside the dealership, ama

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Jhordhynne: Jan 12, 2010

shoeberto posted:

my parents bought their first RV from Tom Raper, I have been inside the dealership, ama

did he live up to his name?

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Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

It's not a name, it's a title. Be sure your name isn't Tom when you go there.

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naem: May 29, 2011

Jhordhynne posted:

Here's some Ohio.

Tom Raper RV named for the raper.

there is a similar establishment in Maryland

:nws:

https://youtu.be/SBs455jwb8w

and two other classics from Ohio

https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY
https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

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Jhordhynne posted:

Here's some Ohio.

Bong street, named for flying ace Dick Bong.

here's my favorite Ohio street name:

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

I was in rural Nevada and saw a bank advertising that ALL WHITE COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE PRE-APPROVED and it really took me a minute to figure out it wasn't turbo racism

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

greazeball posted:

I was in rural Nevada and saw a bank advertising that ALL WHITE COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE PRE-APPROVED and it really took me a minute to figure out it wasn't turbo racism

lol

# ? Jan 5, 2021 20:45

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Prosperity

Drove through Yucca Valley, CA the other day and no joke the entire place looked like this except somehow worse. Teeny tiny mobile homes, houses or trailers, and every single property apparently running a junkyard/towing/hauling business in the front yard with broken down poo poo and huge trucks everywhere. Quite a place

# ? Jan 5, 2021 21:04

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

china bot posted:

here's my favorite Ohio street name:

I stumbled across an old headstone one day while killing time waiting for a ferry with nothing but a date and "Baby Cleaver" on it.

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rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

china bot posted:

here's my favorite Ohio street name:

Missed a perfect opportunity to call it "Gorephanage"

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

rotinaj posted:

Missed a perfect opportunity to call it "Gorephanage"

... which would make a great title for a grindhouse flick

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Mr. Wiggles: Dec 1, 2003; We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Prosperity

To answer the location question, this is a photo of Mina, Nevada.

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Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Mr. Wiggles posted:

To answer the location question, this is a photo of Mina, Nevada.

All that's missing is a small mound of dirt racing after a dirt bike.

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Sarah Cenia: Apr 2, 2008; Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

I drive right by South of the Border every time I go see the in-laws but never have checked it out.
I might have to now.

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ThePopeOfFun: Feb 15, 2010

This is not strictly Google Photo americana, but it is extremely USA.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Aerith Gainthborough posted:

I hate seeing this sign several times a year.

I've had the privilege of seeing this masterpiece a few time's in driving through Kansas.

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limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Jhordhynne posted:

Here's some Ohio.

Bong street, named for flying ace Dick Bong.

A classic

Jhordhynne posted:

Tom Raper RV named for the raper.

Is this the place that had free hot dogs in the lobby?

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Mr. Wiggles posted:

To answer the location question, this is a photo of Mina, Nevada.

Called it.

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SavageMessiah: Jan 28, 2009; Emotionally drained and spookified; Toilet Rascal

Sorry for the crappy cropped from streetview quality but I drive past this little shrine to MURICA every time I go to my sister's house.

These days it's been joined, on the white fence in the background, by a big sign explaining how many millions of people "communism" has killed.

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Called it.

Oh great now you're gonna be strutting about for days

# ? Jan 6, 2021 02:56

Coucho Marx: Mar 2, 2009; kick back and relax

naem posted:

and two other classics from Ohio

https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY
https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM

He made a happy update to them, too! Of course, it was mid-2019, but still.

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Poo In An Alleyway: Feb 12, 2016

SavageMessiah posted:

Sorry for the crappy cropped from streetview quality but I drive past this little shrine to MURICA every time I go to my sister's house.

These days it's been joined, on the white fence in the background, by a big sign explaining how many millions of people "communism" has killed.

I bet the person who made these banners is completely level-headed and doesn�t punch drywall.

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ThePopeOfFun posted:

This is not strictly Google Photo americana, but it is extremely USA.

lol in high school, a group of my friends stole so many baby jesuses in our county that it made the newspaper under the headline "A Christmas Tragedy"

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

ThePopeOfFun posted:

This is not strictly Google Photo americana, but it is extremely USA.

china bot posted:

lol in high school, a group of my friends stole so many baby jesuses in our county that it made the newspaper under the headline "A Christmas Tragedy"

Not baby Jesus but related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkBYzkBnW8

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