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I am NOT an anti-dentite!
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Jan 1, 2021 06:07
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Hey. What do you call a doctor that fails out of med school? A dentist. 
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Jan 1, 2021 11:01
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"I'm a dentist and one afternoon, my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to. I was still wondering whether or not..."
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Jan 1, 2021 16:29
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Alhazred posted:"I'm a dentist and one afternoon, my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to. I was still wondering whether or not..." That irreverence, that wit, I'd recognize it anywhere! Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own. I can prove it. Quick Alhazred, to my archives!
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Jan 1, 2021 17:52
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Alhazred posted:"I'm a dentist and one afternoon, my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to. I was still wondering whether or not..." Alhazred, give me a schtickle of fluoride.
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Jan 1, 2021 18:20
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Newmanniun!
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Jan 1, 2021 18:29
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Bird in a Blender posted:Alhazred, give me a schtickle of fluoride. 
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Jan 1, 2021 21:06
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Do you think that this’ll make you happy? ‘Cause it won’t!
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Jan 2, 2021 18:43
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I wanted to talk to you about Chili. I have a suspicion that he became a goon just for the jokes.
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Jan 2, 2021 19:17
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jojoinnit posted:I wanted to talk to you about Chili. I have a suspicion that he became a goon just for the jokes. And this offends you as a fellow goon??
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Jan 2, 2021 20:18
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Vietnamwees posted:And this offends you as a fellow goon?? No, it offends me as a shitposter! And it'll interest you that he's also posting reddit jokes. 
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Jan 2, 2021 23:17
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jojoinnit posted:No, it offends me as a shitposter! And it'll interest you that he's also posting reddit jokes. Oh, well, then it's simple. You're both getting banned.
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Jan 2, 2021 23:28
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potee posted:Oh, well, then it's simple. You're both getting banned. But I've got hand!
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Jan 3, 2021 05:52
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Chili posted:But I've got hand! And you're gonna need it.
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Jan 3, 2021 06:54
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TMMadman, I was just at my stepmom's house, and I saw that you were on her friend-list?! E: soberly looking back on this 15 hours later I’m not happy with this take on the answering phone   jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jan 3, 2021 |
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Jan 3, 2021 11:18
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potee posted:Oh, well, then it's simple. You're both getting banned. This is totally BOGUS!
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Jan 4, 2021 15:09
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MightyJoe36 posted:This is totally BOGUS! Por favor?
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Jan 5, 2021 03:45
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Chili posted:Por favor? Si, si. The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million lire. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso.
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Jan 5, 2021 19:19
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potee posted:Si, si. The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million lire. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso. I was clingin' to those keys, man! Like a branch on the banks of a raging river. And now I have let go. And I'm free...to go with the current. To float.
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Jan 6, 2021 22:32
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Heavy_D posted:I was clingin' to those keys, man! Like a branch on the banks of a raging river. And now I have let go. And I'm free...to go with the current. To float. They weren't moving much. But they were out there.
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Jan 8, 2021 08:29
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Chili posted:They weren't moving much. But they were out there. I think he's gonna need... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 
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Jan 8, 2021 15:11
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potee posted:I think he's gonna need... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. He could have died.
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Jan 8, 2021 16:37
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potee posted:I think he's gonna need... mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 
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Jan 8, 2021 17:58
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TMMadman posted:He could have died. Yeah it was a real risk
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Jan 8, 2021 18:04
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How can you EVER show your face there after that!?
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Jan 8, 2021 19:33
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Vietnamwees posted:How can you EVER show your face there after that!?  Because the murderer struck again!
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Jan 10, 2021 02:33
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Unkempt posted:
That's my move!
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Jan 10, 2021 03:01
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SirPablo posted:That's my move! What kind of person are you, going around killing people?
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Jan 10, 2021 03:42
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potee posted:What kind of person are you, going around killing people? "Headzo"..."The Denogginizer"..."Son of Dad" - that one's mine. Sort of a catch-all.
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Jan 10, 2021 03:53
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You see, the thing about George is-he's an idiot!
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Jan 12, 2021 23:35
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Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
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Jan 13, 2021 00:02
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I have no idea who did it, what they did, or how they did it so well. And you know what? Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. 
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Jan 15, 2021 02:35
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Happy, Pappy?
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Jan 15, 2021 03:32
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Moops
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Jan 15, 2021 04:36
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You're schmoopy!
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Jan 15, 2021 05:10
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TMMadman posted:You're schmoopy! Alright, schmoopies, what Seinfeld quote do you want to make next?
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Jan 15, 2021 05:14
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Vietnamwees posted:Alright, schmoopies, what Seinfeld quote do you want to make next? I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it.
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Jan 15, 2021 13:59
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Unkempt posted:I got a lot of problems with you people, now you're gonna hear about it. Get the hell outta here!
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Jan 15, 2021 15:22
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SirPablo posted:Get the hell outta here! SirPablo, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?
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