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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

MassRafTer posted:

He's an average wrestler and much better as a goofy face than a heel. Of everyone WWE booked in the 2010s he was wasted the least.

Ok but he still got his 15 minutes of fame completely kicked in the dick by booking putting the focus on a legend coming back part-time, proving Ali's point?

"When the hell are you gonna let me walk, on that path... guys like Daniel Bryan, Zack Ryder, not on the show, because we need to hear HIFF YA SMELLLLELELELEL, again, for the 7 millionth time" - this promo, if it were in 2011

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ad by Khad posted:

Ok but he still got his 15 minutes of fame completely kicked in the dick by booking putting the focus on a legend coming back part-time, proving Ali's point?

"When the hell are you gonna let me walk, on that path... guys like Daniel Bryan, Zack Ryder, not on the show, because we need to hear HIFF YA SMELLLLELELELEL, again, for the 7 millionth time" - this promo, if it were in 2011

His 15 minutes of fame were quickly put together to put over the at worst third biggest star in WWE history. Before they decided they were going to do Miz and Truth vs Rock and Cena they were losing to Air Boom! He got a quick push and likely the biggest pay day of his career. Might have been his best match too. His boss loves him and he's been employed there for 12 years. Why wouldn't he love WWE?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
This is way too much discussion about if R Truth is a bootlicker and not enough discussion about how referencing Cardi B on RAW led to Lacey Evans saying she wants to blow Ric Flair.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
oh he's definitely a bootlicker I'm just lamenting that he got stung by the same thing Ali is calling out 10 years later

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ad by Khad posted:

oh he's definitely a bootlicker I'm just lamenting that he got stung by the same thing Ali is calling out 10 years later

He was helped by this thing. It got him a push.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

DeepDickPizza posted:

This is way too much discussion about if R Truth is a bootlicker and not enough discussion about how referencing Cardi B on RAW led to Lacey Evans saying she wants to blow Ric Flair.

uhhhh

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Apparently Cardi B and Sasha Banks ended up chatting amicably via twitter at each other after Cardi B was talking about she hadn't watched wrestling in years. I wonder if WWE will ignore this or try to make out they're best friends and drive it deep into the ground?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Apparently Cardi B and Sasha Banks ended up chatting amicably via twitter at each other after Cardi B was talking about she hadn't watched wrestling in years. I wonder if WWE will ignore this or try to make out they're best friends and drive it deep into the ground?

Legit wonder if they'll try reaching out to Cardi B or if they'll just do the "hey we were acknowledged by someone famous" and show the tweets on-air.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I feel like WAP is some poo poo Vince would hand-wring about like he did CM Punk’s “profanity” in his Colt Cabana interview as if he isn’t a deeply vulgar person.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Edit: why do I do this constantly now

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Michael Cole screaming that he needs a bucket and a mop after seeing The Bank Statement.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Kerrrrrrrrwin White?!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Gonzo McFee posted:

Michael Cole screaming that he needs a bucket and a mop after seeing The Bank Statement.

yeah I could get behind a Perry Saturn nostalgia run

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
she calls this the WAP

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s WAP Time!

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
SHE CALLS THAT THE DOUBLEYOU AYY PEE THE WET rear end PUSSY

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Seeing as they're on a Legends kick they can bring back Christy Hemme, FFG vs WAP for WrestleMania.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


pressedbunny posted:

Seeing as they're on a Legends kick they can bring back Christy Hemme, FFG vs WAP for WrestleMania.

They can bring out Jiim Duggan, "THERE'S SOME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOS IN THIS HOUSE".

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Dango Bango posted:

Legit wonder if they'll try reaching out to Cardi B or if they'll just do the "hey we were acknowledged by someone famous" and show the tweets on-air.

They uploaded a will Cardi B be at Mania video to the free version of the network, so...

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Elix skipper is going to be in the royal rumble.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Gonzo McFee posted:

Michael Cole screaming that he needs a bucket and a mop after seeing The Bank Statement.

Oh my!

Vintage WAP!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

https://twitter.com/LaceyEvansWWE/status/1346491136563683330?s=20

:chloe:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Super cool that "Ric Flair is a disgusting old lecher" is still getting played for laughs in 2021

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Rick Flair

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


do people expect wrestlers to poo poo on WWE during WWE programming or something?

like what was R-Truth supposed to say there

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

https://twitter.com/RealMickFoley/status/1346905415804715021

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I really, sincerely hope nobody involved in the writing and posting of this tweet knows what "good head game" means and this is, against all odds, a 100% naïve mistake.

I mean, I know it's WWE and everything they do is entirely intentional and "old man sucked off by daughter-look-a-like" is prime Vince, but I want to believe. I have to believe, for my own mental wellbeing.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
https://twitter.com/MegaTJP/status/1346914174677340161

TJP saying the riots are deserved because the elections were rigged makes me regret ever saying dolph ziggler's twitter game is as bad as his. Dolph didn't deserve that.

The cruiserweight title was cursed the second they made him the first champ

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jan 6, 2021

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I mean I was all set to express shock that WWE had moved beyond cuckolding porn to "stepdad" porn but there's TJP supporting insurrection and disrupting my thought process like all day has gone.

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Benne posted:

Super cool that "Ric Flair is a disgusting old lecher" is still getting played for laughs in 2021

Ric has lived his personal truth all his adult life.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NXT Results 1/6:
  • Detailed Results here.
  • New Year's Evil host Dexter Lumis flipped a switch and filled the Thunderdome.
  • Karrion Kross defeated Damian Priest in a singles match.
  • The Undisputed Era (Cole and Strong) face Breezango in the first round of the Dusty Rhodes Classic starting next week.
  • Santos Escobar defeated Gran Metalik to retain the Cruiserweight Championship (Jordan Devlin is still listed on WWE.com as the Cruiserweight Champion along with Escobar, who explicitly won the "interim" title).
  • A video package aired for Mercedes Martinez.
  • Xia Li returned after a month of being tortured and beat Katrina Cortez in a singles match.
  • Raquel Gonzalez defeated Rhea Ripley in a Last Woman Standing match.
  • The Way were escorted into the building by a police motorcade. Johnny Gargano announced that he and Austin Theory will be a tag team in the Dusty Classic. Shotzi Blackheart interrupted them and KUSHIDA had her back.
  • KUSHIDA and Shotzi defeated Gargano and Candice LeRae in a tag match. KUSHIDA pinned Gargano.
  • The next Takeover will be on Valentine's Day.
  • There will be a Woman's Dusty Classic sometime this year.
  • Finn Balor (C) defeated Kyle O'Reilly to retain the NXT Championship. Balor won by submission, though apparently this was abruptly handled.
  • The show ended with Undisputed Era checking on O'Reilly while Balor stared at nothing.
  • Show Discussion here.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

NXT is the televised golf of wrestling

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Dango Bango posted:

Legit wonder if they'll try reaching out to Cardi B or if they'll just do the "hey we were acknowledged by someone famous" and show the tweets on-air.

This makes sense to why Snoop was on AEW this week, to grab that sweet 50+ ratings audience that loves Martha Stewart (and snoop by association)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
remember when people gave a poo poo about nxt

quote:

Karrion Kross defeated Damian Priest in a singles match.

This literally sounds like a 2000s WCW match

It's like Vampiro defeated The KISS Demon in a singles match or something

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Raquel vs. Rhea was decent, but I just don't care for how WWE does Last Person Standing matches, so the stip kinda took away.

Finn vs. KOR was good as expected, but not as good as their fist match

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Intruder posted:

remember when people gave a poo poo about nxt

Yes, I remember the terrible period when Triple H was the beloved hero who has no ego and was the savior of wrestling all because he booked a few long matches involving good workers for a developmental brand.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Yes, I remember the terrible period when Triple H was the beloved hero who has no ego and was the savior of wrestling all because he booked a few long matches involving good workers for a developmental brand.

I do feel like the ironwoman match was a bit daring at the time even if it looks like a no brainer slam dunk in hindsight

Also Blake and Murphy being over as tag champs, how did they pull that off? (Alexa. Alexa is how they pulled that off)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Raquel vs. Rhea was decent

Also apparently they're long time friends in real life, a fact that only got brought up for the first time ever last week just before the (presumably) blow-off match to their feud.

WWE: The Worldwide Leader in Sports Entertainment.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://streamable.com/0eq7s2

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jerusalem posted:

Also apparently they're long time friends in real life, a fact that only got brought up for the first time ever last week just before the (presumably) blow-off match to their feud.

WWE: The Worldwide Leader in Sports Entertainment.

Remember how Rhea caught loving fire as being this hoss of a woman with a different look and while not great in the ring had enough charisma and a badass aura to make everyone else seem smaller or less intimidating.

Then they fed her to Charlotte for no reason in the hopes this time Charlotte will catch fire.

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