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china bot posted:lol in high school, a group of my friends stole so many baby jesuses in our county that it made the newspaper under the headline "A Christmas Tragedy" Years ago my sister bought a light up baby jesus so she could give it glowing red eyes, something we'd always joked about. The Amazon listing for it was "Replacement Baby Jesus" because so many of them get stolen.
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norton I posted:Years ago my sister bought a light up baby jesus so she could give it glowing red eyes, something we'd always joked about. The Amazon listing for it was "Replacement Baby Jesus" because so many of them get stolen. I think it's probably because you normally buy a complete manger set, so if you're only buying one piece it's a replacement. You can probably find replacement sheep too.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 06:53 |
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norton I posted:Years ago my sister bought a light up baby jesus so she could give it glowing red eyes, something we'd always joked about. The Amazon listing for it was "Replacement Baby Jesus" because so many of them get stolen.
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norton I posted:Years ago my sister bought a light up baby jesus so she could give it glowing red eyes, something we'd always joked about. The Amazon listing for it was "Replacement Baby Jesus" because so many of them get stolen. Most people don’t know this, but the original title and lyrics for the Depeche Mode hit Personal Jesus were, in fact, “Replacement Baby Jesus”.
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china bot posted:lol in high school, a group of my friends stole so many baby jesuses in our county that it made the newspaper under the headline "A Christmas Tragedy" You made so many people SUFFER, don't you know????
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 18:06 |
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It's only proper to replace them with something suitable. Troll doll, alcohol miniature, baked good, toilet roll. Something appropriate.
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# ? Jan 6, 2021 18:28 |
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Central Ohio checking in. There's a Lion's Den at the exit where I get on the freeway, where, a local church put up a billboard directly behind it that's very faded and reads "...don't need porn." I love how the folks that put them up probably feel just so important and making a difference.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Most people don’t know this, but the original title and lyrics for the Depeche Mode hit Personal Jesus were, in fact, “Replacement Baby Jesus”. Go out, buy grace.
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interwhat posted:Central Ohio checking in. There's a Lion's Den at the exit where I get on the freeway, where, a local church put up a billboard directly behind it that's very faded and reads "...don't need porn." there's a church in my town that setup a billboard for isheinyou.com and it gets a lol from me every time i remember it exists when driving by so they made a difference
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Potato Salad. There's all kinds, from vinegary german style: To true Americana style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOcLwn0Clho To Mustard Potato Salad With Egg: And all kinds in between. What brings me to post about Potato Salad is that, doing grocery pickup, I inadvertantly ordered three pounds of the mustard variety. I ended up with a huge container like this today: And as I made room in my fridge for the potato salad, I felt it necessary to come here, and tell you, GBS. What do you think about Potato Salad? Are any of you euro goons suitably horrified?
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:27 |
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No high fructose corn syrup? In this most American of dishes?! Ingredients POTATOES, MAYONNAISE (SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, CORN SYRUP, EGG YOLK, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% DISTILLED VINEGAR, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA [TO PROTECT QUALITY]), CELERY, SWEET PICKLE RELISH (PICKLES, SUGAR, DISTILLED VINEGAR, SALT, XANTHAN GUM, ALUM, NATURAL SPICE FLAVORS), WHITE MUSTARD (VINEGAR, WATER, MUSTARD SEED), ONION, SUGAR, SALT, POTASSIUM SORBATE (TO PRESERVE FRESHNESS), BLACK PEPPER, BETA CAROTENE (COLOR). Oh, just regular corn syrup, fine, good.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 00:43 |
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Mustard potato salad is awesome.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 01:04 |
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Tip posted:Mustard potato salad is awesome. I don't discriminate against any kind of potato salad. Provided there are no raisins.
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Tip posted:Mustard potato salad is awesome. Amen.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 01:09 |
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I like me some raisins in chicken salad. But that's for a later post.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 01:09 |
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TheAardvark posted:I like me some raisins in chicken salad. But that's for a later post. Impeach this mod asap
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 01:14 |
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Potato salad is great. I like a good German potato salad but a mustard/mayo one is a classic.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 02:43 |
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spicy brown or honey mustard? or something crazy like maple mustard or something?
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 02:53 |
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rotinaj posted:spicy brown or honey mustard? Lol.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 02:55 |
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Why do you have corn syrup in mayonnaise?
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:05 |
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Every pot luck I've ever been to has had someone bring a tub of grocery store brand of potato salad that they rave about as being the best potato salad in the world. Regardless of if it's mayo or mustard type, it only comes in two varieties- flavorless or diabetes.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:20 |
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I’m a Midwesterner, and we love potato salad. That particular store brand is really quite good if you don’t feel like making your own.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 03:53 |
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McGavin posted:Why do you have corn syrup in mayonnaise?
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McGavin posted:Why do you have corn syrup in mayonnaise? The Something Awful Forums › Main › General Bullshit › Americana.jpg
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 04:01 |
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hate hoot posted:Chiming in late to say Jennifer 8. Lee (yes, her middle name is a number) wrote a great book about why and how this is, along with a lot of other stuff about Chinese food/immigration in the US, called "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles." It’s funny because in Oakland, nearly every Pho and Sushi joint is owned and staffed by Koreans. Almost every donut shop is owned by Cambodians. I honestly think that’s a really beautiful part of America, despite its origins almost universally stemming from extremely ugly and racially charged conflict.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 04:45 |
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i like to cut salami into bitesize bits to give you something to chew on with potato salad. otherwise its normal: potatos, hard boiled egg, celery, brown spicy mustard and just enough mayo so that it's not dry.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 09:14 |
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Proud Midwesterner here who has never liked any potato salad beyond "eh, that is fine I guess," but I have liked nearly every egg salad I have ever had, on at least a "heyyy!" level. I think coleslaw is vile. Except one kind I had at a rotisserie place in Québec; it was not too bad. I am not convinced ham salad is real.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 09:38 |
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The American salad creation method of hucking mayonnaise on stuff is baffling but I will say egg and potato salads are pretty alright. German potato salad is best because vinegary stuff is always superior to the alternative, and egg salad is best on a sandwich IMHO. More importantly: Dr. Quarex posted:I am not convinced ham salad is real. I had to Google this one and Oh my.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 14:59 |
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It tastes like eating an incredibly salty pureed sponge
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 15:12 |
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You really have to nail cooking the potatoes when you make a potato salad. The mustard egg kind is my favorite too but it's gotta have some crunchy veggies in there like celery, carrot, or bell peppers. You also must do the eggs perfectly, juuuuust under hard boiled where the yolk spreads like warm butter and the white is so so so soft.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 15:20 |
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I don't like cold potato dishes so I don't like potato salad.
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That's the stuff
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 16:47 |
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Nice potat
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 16:52 |
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this isn’t the blessed thread
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 17:06 |
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Once a year, usually around Fourth of July, I gorge myself on mustard and egg potato salad and then forget it exists until the next year. Goddamn that stuff is good and lovely and kinda gross and I love it. Gimme a $4 tub from Krogers and I'm set.
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# ? Jan 9, 2021 18:32 |
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pls post more dope americana pics. ik y'all goons love cooking tangents but this thread is like really good art reference
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the midwest everyone!
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