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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I wonder how long until we find out it was produced using PPP loan money. Mnuchin is the guy who, as one of his first acts, was to try and sell people on his Lego Batman movie during a nationally televised policy interview.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

I wonder how long until we find out it was produced using PPP loan money. Mnuchin is the guy who, as one of his first acts, was to try and sell people on his Lego Batman movie during a nationally televised policy interview.

gently caress you're probably more right than you know

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
His mouth frightens me.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1348742962000375809?s=20

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


Those two seem wildly miscast but in a way that makes me way more interested than I would normally be.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/krolljvar/status/1348740591148883969?s=21

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Cacator posted:

Those two seem wildly miscast but in a way that makes me way more interested than I would normally be.

It reminds me of the original casting choices for the Three Stooges biopic that never really happened. Although Sorkin’s involvement is a big ol’ “no thanks” for me.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



He should cast his ex-wife too and make a stealth Mummy sequel.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Ah, good, the gross ableist fatphobic play will now be a gross ableist fatphobic movie, very cool.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Ah, good, the gross ableist fatphobic play will now be a gross ableist fatphobic movie, very cool.

Any more dets? Is it a bad story?

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Shageletic posted:

Any more dets? Is it a bad story?

A huge amount of it is basically “look how gross it is when fat people exist”, with the added benefit that it’s a not-fat person in a fat suit.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
The Whale is basically just a TLC reality show in stage play form.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Should’ve made a movie about Nikacado Avocado

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Stink Billyums posted:

The Whale is basically just a TLC reality show in stage play form.

Jerry Springer's The Ringmaster exists

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



CelticPredator posted:

Should’ve made a movie about Nikacado Avocado

Holy poo poo I Googled up this guy and just went down a whole rabbit hole

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

CelticPredator posted:

Should’ve made a movie about Nikacado Avocado

You’re obsessed 😹

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1348850944428154880

I guess the Battleship adaption has paved the way for .. a RISK tv series?!

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



If it's Risk Legacy and not normal Risk, I'm in.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ive always joked that a Risk movie would just be 300 in Australia

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Hedrigall posted:

You’re obsessed 😹



The Saddest Rhino posted:

Holy poo poo I Googled up this guy and just went down a whole rabbit hole

The magic of Nik

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Vandar posted:

If it's Risk Legacy and not normal Risk, I'm in.

Risk Godstorm

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

ive always joked that a Risk movie would just be 300 in Australia

The main bad guy is whoever controls Greenland

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Maybe something for the OP of the new thread would be a list of movies that were supposed to come out last year that still haven't.

lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/THR/status/1348871102911672321

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I mean, I guess a Risk show is just a political conflict show that kind of fits the House of Card people. But I can't imagine what benefit you get from assigning the "Risk" brand to it.

Well I guess except that I'm talking about it and now aware its a thing. drat it. Suckered again.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Risk the movie starring that one friend that made you never want to play Risk ever again.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I'm gonna develop a Monopoly movie that goes 2 1/2 hours and then just ends abruptly when the characters just get frustrated, yell, and storm away.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

STAC Goat posted:

I'm gonna develop a Monopoly movie that goes 2 1/2 hours and then just ends abruptly when the characters just get frustrated, yell, and storm away.

I for real would watch a biopic about Elizabeth Magie, the original inventor of the Landlord's Game, and how the modern version of Monopoly is a literal perversion of her original design goals.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

whydirt posted:

I for real would watch a biopic about Elizabeth Magie, the original inventor of the Landlord's Game, and how the modern version of Monopoly is a literal perversion of her original design goals.

That sounds like commmie talk

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Sounds like someone's got strong opinions on Free Parking house rules.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Talisman: The Movie

Eight hours of seemingly random actions and events with little to no bearing on each other, then someone stumbles to the center of the world, resetting it. Eight hours later, someone does it again. Two hours after, lightning bolts finally kill the other characters off.

Talisman's a great game, especially with the bullshit random ending cards that are literally "restart the game, gently caress you" or "the first person to win the game loses the game". I won my first game by playing as a troll in a world of wizards, I shoved them all into a locker, got to the crown of command, and we all got to wait two and a half hours for me to finally roll well enough to actually win for real :v:

RBA Starblade fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jan 12, 2021

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Risk has to worry about causing a Manchurian backlash tho

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Call me when they do the porn parody, Risqué.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Grendels Dad posted:

Call me when they do the porn parody, Risqué.

I'm more interested in MILFopoly

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I want a gritty, down to Earth CGI movie about disillusioned plastic soldiers in the trenches of Kamchatka.

Prowler
May 24, 2004

In somewhat-related-to-movies news:

https://twitter.com/bethesda/status/1349023307228704770

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MachineGames is pretty much the perfect studio for this given their recent Nazi-punching pedigree. I’m beyond excited.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


muscles like this! posted:

Maybe something for the OP of the new thread would be a list of movies that were supposed to come out last year that still haven't.

Hi, sorry it's still late, that is a thing I am doing along with a pre-plague/post-plague look at the box office, and films that dropped in VOD instead of getting delayed (and the whole WB/Legendary fight). There's also box office champ The Wretched that reigned supreme for six weeks straight. Besides baby spending most of my time, I found out one of my close friends died of covid this week so it's hard to finish anything but will power through before the end of the week.

Plus as I mention in the new OP, a delayed new thread just fits in with every film getting delayed and delayed

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The Wretched was a lot better than I expected it to be. I put it on Hulu when I was doing something else and got hooked then miffed that I didn't pay attention to the whole thing.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Speaking of the WB/Legendary fight reportedly WB has put forth a new offer with better financial deals for streaming.

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