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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
realplayer would have been fine if we had any sort of decent internet at all in the us

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

yeah I remember the OG BitTorrent client and it’s little single gray window. it was so janky but the technology was mindblowing at the time.

it’s like someone took one of those crappy download manager programs and made a real file sharing protocol out of it

I think it was Shadow's BitTornado. I only remember this because I went to my friend's house like 3 years ago and he asked me why his torrents weren't working and I saw he was still using it and I burst out laughing.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i was thinking about the client made by the dude who invented bittorrent

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
i worked for a guy once that had been an exec or something at realnetworks, he managed to convince a telecom to let him run a small software group

one of the dumbest, worst-dressed (zipoff cargo pants in his late 50s), screams-at-other-people-for-problems-he'd-created dumbasses i've ever met

fortunately HP gave him a job managing kubernetes jockeys. truly the sky is the limit in the computer biz

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



greg the peanut posted:

Was realplayer funny or sad? or both?!?

funny when you thought about it sad when you used it

Jonny 290 posted:

realplayer would have been fine if we had any sort of decent internet at all in the us

its true, it certainly would have faired better with stable connections or modestly consistent speeds. I'm trying to imagine youtube trying to be a thing at the time realplayer was around and i think we'd be cracking jokes about buffering red circles and green blotchy red and white play buttons

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



eschaton posted:

I remember seeing RFCs for these things called hypertext transfer protocol and hypertext markup language, reading through them, and being surprised that HTTP didn’t correct the glaring design flaw in FTP of not standardizing directory listing formats

u should have submitted a comment to their request imo

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



zdnet

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




attrition.org

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
astalavista.box.sk

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
i paid a subscription to fileplanet so I could get game patches “early” and not have to wait in a queue to download. I also got beta access to planetside which ruled

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

astalavista.box.sk

what was this again

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Gentle Autist posted:

what was this again

you have a web browser, right?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Gentle Autist posted:

what was this again

cracks, keygens and serials.

They had the banner ad of that attractive lady in the red vinyl dress.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
aria giovanni

I once knew a dude called giovanni. funny name. always said it spicy meatball style

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
for a while i was considering namechanging to what would have been my italian middle name and our pre-emigration last name, and i would end up Giovanni Barzini

aka giovanni 290

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Jonny 290 posted:

for a while i was considering namechanging to what would have been my italian middle name and our pre-emigration last name, and i would end up Giovanni Barzini

aka giovanni 290
Tattaglia is a pimp. He never could have outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Jonny 290 posted:

astalavista.box.sk

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



echinopsis posted:

aria giovanni

I once knew a dude called giovanni. funny name. always said it spicy meatball style

apparently dr. giovanni now and happily doing research. very cool

astalavista was a rare breed then. a working search engine with useful results

so also rare now

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


remember fosi

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Agile Vector posted:

apparently dr. giovanni now and happily doing research. very cool

good for her!

quote:

astalavista was a rare breed then. a working search engine with useful results

so also rare now

i remember av always giving a bunch of porn links on innocent stuff even in the mid 90s, though i guess it was still better than anything else at the time.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
remember when google actually returned relevant stuff instead of ancient results that haven't been updated in years

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
are the results incorrect now or just old?

there are an awful lot of people who conflate “hasn’t been changed recently” with “is obsolete”

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i do remember when you could view cached versions of some websites

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
beavis: how do I do foo in lisp?

lisp community: have you tried the open source cl-foo package?

butt-head: but that hasn’t been updated since 2013!!!!

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

eschaton posted:

beavis: how do I do foo in lisp?

lisp community: have you tried the open source cl-foo package?

butt-head: but that hasn’t been updated since 2013!!!!

did you ever figure out how to do it?

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

apparently dr. giovanni now and happily doing research. very cool

astalavista was a rare breed then. a working search engine with useful results

so also rare now

lmao you're confusing altavista (search engine) and astalavista (:filez:)

altavista loving owned though, search engines are all trash now

mystes
May 31, 2006

Google killed all the other search engines so now they're just content to let it deteriorate and ad more and more intrusive and deceptive advertising. It's too much effort and not profitable enough to make another good search engine so there probably will never be a decent search engine ever again.

It's really dumb. I hate reddit but in 2021 I use google purely as a reddit search engine because adding "reddit" is the only way to get any kind of non-advertising site from google.

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

the present state of the internet by and large loving blows

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

President Beep posted:

i do remember when you could view cached versions of some websites

remember when we had like ten glorious years of being able to right-click -> Copy Image URL... straight out of google image search and then Getty Images pissed their diapers and made Google break it

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

remember when we had like ten glorious years of being able to right-click -> Copy Image URL... straight out of google image search and then Getty Images pissed their diapers and made Google break it

yes, I absolutely do. :rip:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
the powerful getty family continues their cutthroat tactics. smdh.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



SO DEMANDING posted:

lmao you're confusing altavista (search engine) and astalavista (:filez:)

altavista loving owned though, search engines are all trash now

yeah, thats it :ninja:

I recall trying to :filez: before someone pointed me to astalavista was a tedious gamble. it started to decline but for a few years it felt like it was the place to go

at the time i did use altavista. it was my go to search engine until someone showed me google and i slowly forgot how to write db-esque search queries

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Jonny 290 posted:

remember when we had like ten glorious years of being able to right-click -> Copy Image URL... straight out of google image search and then Getty Images pissed their diapers and made Google break it

it still works on images that aren't huge if you click the thumbnail and wait a second for the full-size image to load inline

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Jonny 290 posted:

remember when we had like ten glorious years of being able to right-click -> Copy Image URL... straight out of google image search and then Getty Images pissed their diapers and made Google break it

still works fine on firefox

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jonny 290 posted:

remember when we had like ten glorious years of being able to right-click -> Copy Image URL... straight out of google image search and then Getty Images pissed their diapers and made Google break it

Firefox still lets you do that. And there is an add-on in Chrome to bring it back.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

eschaton posted:

are the results incorrect now or just old?

google results? absolutely incorrect because the algaerhythm tries to second-guess what the user is looking for and always fails for stuff that isn't the most common stuff, no matter how you tweak the keywords

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it’s good at guessing horrendously bad typing errors tho

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
also google used to almost always end up with wikipedia as the first entry because it’s almost always what you want to see? but it no longer does

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
googles search results are so bad that instead of making you wade through 200 bad results they put the bad result as an answer right up front.

also bad is how searching for how to do something will just bring up a hundred pages of youtube.

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i am forced to use ddg because of google’s evil bullshit but the results are much, much, worse

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