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JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

Heath posted:

He thinks of payments the way a boat dealership owner thinks of tips

Props to this deep cut reference

EDIT: poo poo. I don't have anything clever for the top of the page. :lol:?

JeffLeonard fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jan 14, 2021

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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

ilmucche posted:

Hasn't new zealand done an amazing job at fighting covid? What are these people protesting?

This about sums it up...

https://twitter.com/Megapope/status/1349475854355578880?s=19

Also they're dumb...

https://twitter.com/marcdaalder/status/1349512092877930496?s=20

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
ahaha get predictably hosed you melty ghoul

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-isolated-impeachment/2021/01/13/0595675a-55b6-11eb-a931-5b162d0d033d_story.html posted:

Though Trump has been exceptionally furious with Vice President Pence, his relationship with lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani, one of his most steadfast defenders, is also fracturing, according to people with knowledge of the dynamics between the men.

Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees, two officials said, and has demanded that he personally approve any reimbursements for the expenses Giuliani incurred while traveling on the president’s behalf to challenge election results in key states. They said Trump has privately expressed concern with some of Giuliani’s moves and did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees for his work attempting to overturn the election.

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

lol he has betrayed everyone he's ever known or worked with, why do these idiots think they'll be any different

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Dynastocles posted:

lol he has betrayed everyone he's ever known or worked with, why do these idiots think they'll be any different

Not Putin? Yet?

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Dynastocles posted:

lol he has betrayed everyone he's ever known or worked with, why do these idiots think they'll be any different

I read a while back that he hired construction guys in New York then didn't pay any of them, bankrupting loads of tradesmen. It's what he's always done isn't it? It's what a lot of rich fucks do, it's how you get rich.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How does he get away with it?? In reality you get sued/get murdered/the tradies rip their poo poo down etc

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Meanwhile on Thedonald.win



That mindset is going to last right up until January 21st.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

ahaha get predictably hosed you melty ghoul

I guess he knew what he signed up for.

Also some TV pundit pointed out Rudy haven't practised law or even set foot in a courtroom since he was US Attorney back in 1989. And that thirty-plus year gap really shows. That alone is a reason enough not to pay him.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Dynastocles posted:

lol he has betrayed everyone he's ever known or worked with, why do these idiots think they'll be any different

He just loved telling the snake story. He keeps telling everyone

Just imagine doing federal time because the internet convinced you the guy from the apprentice was the second coming.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
he was never going to pay rudy lol

Prurient Squid
Jul 21, 2008

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

mono posted:



What the gently caress, New Zealand?

I looked up "Great Reset" and it's a quote from the World Economic Forum in Davos. So evidently it's a phrase that's going to undergo the same evolution as Bush Sr's quote about a New World Order.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Aegis Bear posted:

That mindset is going to last right up until January 21st.

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics after Biden is sworn in.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way

Aegis Bear posted:

That mindset is going to last right up until January 21st.

It's going to last for the rest of their brain-damaged lives. BIDEN ABOUT TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE! headlines will circulate on TD for his entire presidency, assuming the place isn't shut down.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Prurient Squid posted:

I looked up "Great Reset" and it's a quote from the World Economic Forum in Davos. So evidently it's a phrase that's going to undergo the same evolution as Bush Sr's quote about a New World Order.

I hope we get a cool Ministry song out of this one too

https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Cowslips Warren posted:

Not Putin? Yet?

He betrayed Putin with his incompetence.

I mean they all have. Pretty sure the Hunter photos and texts come from a Russian hack of iCloud. But instead of using them to launder made-up info on Hunter's foreign dealings, Rudy just sat on his old farty arse and released all the text where Joe expresses his love for his son.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics after Biden is sworn in.

The plan trusting will outlive trump

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics after Biden is sworn in.

"the deep state is on our side now"

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Prurient Squid posted:

I looked up "Great Reset" and it's a quote from the World Economic Forum in Davos. So evidently it's a phrase that's going to undergo the same evolution as Bush Sr's quote about a New World Order.

One big problem with anti-elitism is that it very quickly leads one down the conspiracy rabbit hole. And though we're seeing the worst of it from the right currently, that same strain of thought is also prominent on the far-left and is equally as toxic. (Like, when you see CSPAMers personifying "capital", just imagine they're saying "(((those))) people" and you'll quickly see that it is just rehashing the exact same line of thinking. Like, Ben Garrison started as an anti-NWO, anti-banker guy before he went full nazi.)

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics after Biden is sworn in.

My personal favorite bit of goalposts moving has been people going from saying that Biden has to take the oath for the crime to be official to now saying Biden has to cash the first presidential paycheck (which they say will happen February 2nd for some reason, even though federal paychecks happen on the first and 15th days of the month).

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Shanghaied posted:

He betrayed Putin with his incompetence.

I mean they all have. Pretty sure the Hunter photos and texts come from a Russian hack of iCloud. But instead of using them to launder made-up info on Hunter's foreign dealings, Rudy just sat on his old farty arse and released all the text where Joe expresses his love for his son.

That was something else wasn't it? Expecting an example of unconditional love to be damaging to Biden. "Ha! Look at this idiot supporting his son while he fights to get himself clean! Why doesn't he disown and humiliate him like I would!"

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


LanceHunter posted:

(which they say will happen February 2nd for some reason, even though federal paychecks happen on the first and 15th days of the month).

Gets it on the first cashes it, arrested on the 2nd. Funds need to be fully cleared.

That was what I thought it was about anyway. Doesn't really matter it's bullshit.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Asterite34 posted:

Okay so Trump's definitely gonna die, right? Like the minute he loses Secret Service protection, or even if he doesn't they're gonna put the gently caress-up C-tier guys on his detail? I mean we've got his own disillusioned psycho supporters resenting how they ruined their lives in his name and he threw them under the bus, they've proven they're not above a poorly thought-out frontal assault. We've got the Black Ops folk who won't tolerate him running around with a head of State secrets he'll happily sell if given the offer, and New York types who suspect he has a head full of Epstein stuff he could blab for a book deal. Then there's the Russian oligarchs who'll have his legs broken over all his debts, and assassins trying to collect on the Ayatollah's bounty. No wonder he was so criminally desperate to hold onto the President job he seems to hate so much, the second he steps outside the White House fortress he's on borrowed time

LOL

that’s the thing about riding tigers....

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


skyelevator posted:

That was something else wasn't it? Expecting an example of unconditional love to be damaging to Biden. "Ha! Look at this idiot supporting his son while he fights to get himself clean! Why doesn't he disown and humiliate him like I would!"

Trump and his supporters seem incapable of imagining a scenario where you can have a failson who is trying to run a hustle using his relationship to you to dangle the promise of enhanced access to someone willing to pay, where you aren't in on the scam and taking a cut. The concept of honesty and fair-dealing, even when a family member isn't being honest, is inconceivable to them.

Trying to then imagine not only refusing to be part of your son's scam out of principal but also still loving and supporting him because he is family would cause spontaneous combustion as all their circuits fried.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the president knows all the state secrets like the colonel's 11 herbs and spices and how they get the tiny M on M&M's.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!



The wall in Israel, lol

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Meloncholric posted:

how they get the tiny M on M&M's.

He paints them by hand.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
LOL Trump ain't paying Rudy

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

skyelevator posted:

That was something else wasn't it? Expecting an example of unconditional love to be damaging to Biden. "Ha! Look at this idiot supporting his son while he fights to get himself clean! Why doesn't he disown and humiliate him like I would!"

No way for us to know what they were thinking at this point. But apparently the whole having a former addict son things is just not as political damaging as people thought it would be - makes sense though, substance abuse is incredibly common in the US now, especially among working class white people. Don't have the stats on hand, but IIRC if you are white, poor, and rural, than overdose is like the number one or two cause of death.

Emulator
Sep 20, 2007
perma-nub
My contribution of right-wing logic acrobatics for the day:

https://imgur.com/a/kDCaFiI

Emulator fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Jan 14, 2021

Friend
Aug 3, 2008



Simpler times.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Friend posted:



Simpler times.

Incredible to think there was once someone in the White House with grosser poops than Trump.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bape Culture posted:

How does he get away with it?? In reality you get sued/get murdered/the tradies rip their poo poo down etc

he's rich enough that he just buries them in the lawsuit they can't afford to fight

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I hope Spicer blows gum bubbles when he farts

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1349719750281203720

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

mobby_6kl posted:



You can GIS for Trump Orb Megadeth. I don't mean this in the letmegooglethatforyou sense but just for future beause I keep losing it too

Thanks! :D

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Life's greatest mystery will always be, how the gently caress did anyone listen to that pile of poo poo speak and then be like "yup, that's the genius strong leader that I'm prepared to literally die for"

lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

RIP to a real one

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Rip dr. stoneman

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

actually the name of the character is "The Doctor"; Doctor Who is the name of the show

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busalover
Sep 12, 2020
that's sad.

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