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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/EiipsoL.mp4

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EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Violet_Sky posted:

She was just gonna show Schumer his new property

FTFY


Maybe it's cause there's no audio, but this feels like a modernized Harpo Marx gag.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


There is audio

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

EasilyConfused posted:

FTFY


Maybe it's cause there's no audio, but this feels like a modernized Harpo Marx gag.

You got ear covid.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Inceltown posted:

You got ear covid.

:ohno:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Inceltown posted:

You got ear covid.

I must have eye covid because none of your posts have any taste! :dadjoke::coronatoot:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005


It'll be a cold day in hell before I go through the effort of unmuting an inline video

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Brilliant hammer and anvil hunting tactics from these canines.

KingSlime
Mar 20, 2007
Wake up with the Kin-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!

rodbeard posted:

It'll be a cold day in hell before I go through the effort of unmuting an inline video

Wow you are missing out on so much content from this thread lol. I'm on mobile but it takes a tap to unmute

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wonder how many death threats those two will get, ballpark 5000?

i get scared about it

piratescurvy
Jun 28, 2008
I don't do Twitter. I don't follow anyone but have a login to view content and loathe the site but happened upon this account (via reddit, sorry) tonight: https://twitter.com/crazykarens

It's dedicated to shrill Karens and anti-maskers. Some are funny, some maddening. Some of these have already been posted here, others are disgustingly/funnily new to me. Either way, a great resource for Schad. I stayed up way too late hate-laughing at the videos, so enjoy, assholes.

edited to add this:
:chaostrump:

piratescurvy fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 16, 2021

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Carthag Tuek posted:

i wonder how many death threats those two will get, ballpark 5000?

i get scared about it

Yeah this is the sort of thing you don't want to brag publicly about, maga people are psychos.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

piratescurvy posted:

I don't do Twitter. I don't follow anyone but have a login to view content and loathe the site but happened upon this account (via reddit, sorry) tonight: https://twitter.com/crazykarens

It's dedicated to shrill Karens and anti-maskers. Some are funny, some maddening. Some of these have already been posted here, others are disgustingly/funnily new to me. Either way, a great resource for Schad. I stayed up way too late hate-laughing at the videos, so enjoy, assholes.

edited to add this:
:chaostrump:

Similarly: https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/

e:
Oh hey, top post is about my girl again :allears:
https://new.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/kybja0/real_estate_agent_arrested_for_capitol/

Silly Rabbit posted:

Real Estate agent arrested for Capitol insurrection says she deserves a pardon. “I feel like I was basically following my president. I was following what we were called to do. He asked us to fly there. He asked us to be there. So I was doing what he asked us to do,”

Silly rabbit, pardons are for closers...

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Jan 16, 2021

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fixed that for you. The new reddit layout is garbage.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Redczar posted:

I don’t have any links in English, but someone held a birthday party for their cat in a city here, and the party left 15 people with COVID

loving lol.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

Fixed that for you. The new reddit layout is garbage.

Huh. I like being able to click on a thread and have it just "zoom in" rather than opening a new page or tab, and I can just click on the side of the screen to go back to the main page. It's still a dumpster file since nothing is chronological, but new.reddit seems easier to move around in, on a desktop at least.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Doesn’t she know that he likes people who aren’t captured?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Takes No Damage posted:

Huh. I like being able to click on a thread and have it just "zoom in" rather than opening a new page or tab, and I can just click on the side of the screen to go back to the main page. It's still a dumpster file since nothing is chronological, but new.reddit seems easier to move around in, on a desktop at least.

Mods, please ban this sick gently caress.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

Mods, please ban this sick gently caress.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




...what the hell is going on here? Why is the guy in the pink shirt using binoculars indoors? And why in God's name is the older guy so upset by it??!?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I wager older dude not wearing his facemask properly may be relevant to answering both of your questions.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qmzyguB6ga1s1ddrj.mp4

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

I saw a similar thing happen right in front of me except it was in a checkout and the guy on the loving MASSIVE mobility scooter straight smashed an elderly lady in front of him down to the floor. Just from zero to DEATHPUSH.
His finger had slipped on the button and afterwards he just sat there dumbly while the woman bled all over the place and I helped her out. Those things are dangerous. I used to have a market stall and those fuckers would always block the aisles and knock stuff over, then complain about the lack of room to get through. Some of those scooters nearly have the footprint of a (admittedly small) car.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Samovar posted:

...what the hell is going on here? Why is the guy in the pink shirt using binoculars indoors? And why in God's name is the older guy so upset by it??!?

Pink hoodie and the cameraman going around following people and staring at them until they get a reaction they can post on the internet as a "social experiment"

At least, that's my guess.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012





This is just such a great genre right now. People learning that the police are a blunt instrument of authority not their own personal bodyguards. ACAB and all that but its delightful content.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



GotLag posted:

Pink hoodie and the cameraman going around following people and staring at them until they get a reaction they can post on the internet as a "social experiment"

At least, that's my guess.

B... but why binoculars???!?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Samovar posted:

B... but why binoculars???!?

To make it more obvious and obnoxious in order to get a rise out of people.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
https://i.imgur.com/NkoSm4W.mp4

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


I remember going to a basketball camp as a kid, and the guy running it was videotaping us taking free throws from behind the net so we could sit down and watch it after to get tips on our form.

I airballed mine and it bounced and hit him square in the nuts.

When we watched them later it was pretty hilarious watching my poo poo shot, followed by a UGH and camera panning to floor.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

To make it more obvious and obnoxious in order to get a rise out of people.

I found in on YouTube. TJ Breeze. Wont link it because I don't want to be the cause of giving him more views.

He looks like another one of hundreds of "pranksters" on the net that appeal only to the prepubescent.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
https://i.imgur.com/8cG8xq3.mp4

admittedly, seems very low. Maybe one of these warning barriers 'if you can't get under this, you definitely won't pass the concrete bridge up ahead'?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mrfart posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8cG8xq3.mp4

admittedly, seems very low. Maybe one of these warning barriers 'if you can't get under this, you definitely won't pass the concrete bridge up ahead'?

Why won't they just sink the trailer lower into the ground?

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

What an excited puppy truck!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAdxXy6UTs

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

mrfart posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8cG8xq3.mp4

admittedly, seems very low. Maybe one of these warning barriers 'if you can't get under this, you definitely won't pass the concrete bridge up ahead'?

I love the little bounce. One of the more entertaining of the genre, although admittedly that is a low bar.

Aginor
Aug 1, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

That's 3 minutes I'm never getting back.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Aginor posted:

That's 3 minutes I'm never getting back.

It's french, so a complete waste of time.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

SiKboy posted:

I love the little bounce. One of the more entertaining of the genre, although admittedly that is a low bar.
:golfclap:

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Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Humphreys posted:

It's french, so a complete waste of time.

gently caress off, that's a great film! :colbert: :france:

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