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alexandriao

ehy are so many girls called "dominic"??????

why are people putting that they are interested in subway on their bio????

and theres like no overlap between these groups??

what makes girls named dominic really want subway so much. i just dont get it????

# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:42

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:37

alexandriao

so many people here interested in either shirts or trousers. and like ??? the people who put shirts on their bio really want someone with trousers????????? just go to a store why do u have to find someone with jogging bottoms i just dont get it

# ? Jan 19, 2021 16:44

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Finally someone I have something in common with, I love skiing and wakeboarding, even a spot of water polo from time to time

# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

"yes hi ur bio says you like to watch but you must have pressed save too soon because it doesn't say what TV and Movies you like to watch. I like to watch foreign films and to binge just about anything on netflix! hope u feel the same."

# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:15

google THIS

Well, I don't believe mine was manufactured in Cleveland, but it makes excellent vegetables and seafood.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 17:39

Macnult

into whips, riding crops.. ugh another horse girl *swipes left*

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:07

Macnult

i have an xbox, playstation, and a pretty good computer so i�m more than down for some electric play

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:08

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a squirter, eh?
i'm more into colas but i like grapefruit too

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:24

hey mom its 420

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:31

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Me: Bebop a doodle doot doot doot

Her: uhhhh

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:35

Prof. Crocodile

I love the British Broadcasting Corporation as much as the next guy, but not sure why all these ladies seem to 'crave' it. Big fans of panel shows and Elizabethan drama, I guess.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:35

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Evil Bob posted:

Finally someone I have something in common with, I love skiing and wakeboarding, even a spot of water polo from time to time

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:40

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

findom? is that pretending to be fish? dolphins?

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:41

google THIS

Ah, this person must share my love of insectology, particularly beekeeping. They spelled "hive" wrong, though.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 18:53

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Wow CBT has really helped me deal with my anxiety! So glad to find someone else who loves it!

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:14

Horrible Butts

Super cool you�re open about depression, that�s real. Cards on the table... I struggle with madism aka intermittent explosive disorder.

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_{Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!

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# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:34

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Cock rings? wow I thought that had been banned along with bear baiting.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:48

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

jiffy pop was always fun growing up so, yeah, I'd say i'm into poppers

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 19:49

Horrible Butts

thanks, but I finished anal training when I was three.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
_{Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!

Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!}

# ? Jan 19, 2021 20:05

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Honey, I- I heard about something called french pressing and I want to try it with you. This is the smallest one they had at the shop, but it still looks too big for you. Do the balls go in too?

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Wow CBT has really helped me deal with my anxiety! So glad to find someone else who loves it!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

"sounding, hunh? so you're... a musician?"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:44

Prof. Crocodile

Horrible Butts posted:

thanks, but I finished anal training when I was three.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:58

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

shrimping? no thanks, i'm allergic to shellfish

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

being director of photography is cool, but it's a lot of responsibility and not sexy at all!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:25

more falafel please: forums poster

oh yeah? i like those little wooden games at cracker barrel too

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:36

snergle: A kind little mouse!

docking? seems weird to make a hobby of docking your boat. thats like the worst part of sailing!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 07:14

alexandriao

my wife said she wants to do "domestic kink"........ well, i wouldn't have thought she would get off on me drinking outta the milk carton but ok ????????

# ? Jan 20, 2021 14:37

Horrible Butts

Not off the top of my head but a quick google says that Daniel Craig is 52 years old.

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_{Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!

Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!}

# ? Jan 20, 2021 19:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

Horrible Butts posted:

Not off the top of my head but a quick google says that Daniel Craig is 52 years old.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 19:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

snergle posted:

docking? seems weird to make a hobby of docking your boat. thats like the worst part of sailing!

Sure, Tooth and Nail was a good album, but I never found it particularly erotic...

# ? Jan 21, 2021 00:10

nut

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Wow CBT has really helped me deal with my anxiety! So glad to find someone else who loves it!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:03

nut

Horrible Butts posted:

thanks, but I finished anal training when I was three.

lmfao

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:04

nut

sounding like what? I can do a good Nicholson

# ? Jan 21, 2021 01:04

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

wtf kind of watersports convention doesn't have a jet-ski section

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Jan 21, 2021 02:47

Finger Prince

Petting zoo owner seeking someone who enjoys pony play as much as me

# ? Jan 21, 2021 16:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

You want to pretend to be a Finnish Kingdom? Do I get to be the sexy king? Oh, you collect taxes from me. So what happens after that? You just keep collecting taxes from me....??

# ? Jan 21, 2021 18:07