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Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUa_S1a80g

I agree with Obama.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 21:55

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:55

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1351637249910218752

lmao, removed from this detail but not their jobs.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:08

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/whet/status/1351655183844052995?s=19

Yeah, much less common man than the guy who spent every other week at the golf course he owns outright.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:33

Dr. Kayak Paddle: May 10, 2006

change my name posted:

solid username/post combo

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:35

cenotaph: Mar 2, 2013

Yeah I can't walk down the street in Scranton without bumping into a guy who was a senator before I was born and eight years as vp.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:37

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

yeah anyone with a peloton is getting the 'tine when the revolution comes.

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:42

Hollandia: Jul 27, 2007; rattus rattus; Grimey Drawer

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1351537451584647168

From the replies https://twitter.com/ThomasIsOnline/status/1351559366961463297?s=19

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:43

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lib and let die posted:

yeah anyone with a peloton is getting the 'tine when the revolution comes.

what if they stole it

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:56

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

FAUXTON posted:

what if they stole it

well we have to fire it up and see if it works and has an active subscription

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:02

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

what if they stole it

Anyone who steals a Peloton should immediately sell it for weed money, and then scope out the house of whomever you sold it to for more things to steal (including the Peloton).

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:02

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lib and let die posted:

well we have to fire it up and see if it works and has an active subscription

that means it's your peloton now though I don't make the rules

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:06

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

FAUXTON posted:

that means it's your peloton now though I don't make the rules

wanna buy a used exercise bike?

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:10

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Lib and let die posted:

wanna buy a used exercise bike?

can i smell it first

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:13

gandlethorpe: Aug 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/PUNISHEDASH/status/1351662719557099521?s=19

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:19

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Lib and let die posted:

wanna buy a used exercise bike?

no I have a perfectly good old schwinn bike that I can just put on a stand thingy and just watch television

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:20

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

is it an airdyne? i freaking loved those when i was in school.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:25

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Gripweed posted:

rip

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:26

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/whet/status/1351655183844052995?s=19

Yeah, much less common man than the guy who spent every other week at the golf course he owns outright.

looked those up and lol it's gimmicky trash for rich idiots

just get a fuckin concept2

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:28

THS: Sep 15, 2017

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:32

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Eat This Glob posted:

is it an airdyne? i freaking loved those when i was in school.

no it says high sierra on it, I got it like 10 years ago

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:32

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Wheeee posted:

looked those up and lol it's gimmicky trash for rich idiots

just get a fuckin concept2

you haven't harmed yourself until you've seen the commercials for them

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:36

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

I vow to destroy the President of the United States

...in our online spin class. Eat my dust, Joe!

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:39

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

it honestly takes every bit of my energy to not 'farva-over-the-counter' out of my chair and at my tv when i hear 'let's get a little bit savage on this one, peloton'

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:40

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

yeah anyone with a peloton is getting the 'tine when the revolution comes.

I�m sorry comrades, I actually really like mine and have lost a bunch of weight because of it. make sure to log the loss of the final ~12lbs for me please.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:42

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Lobok posted:

I vow to destroy the President of the United States

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:42

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Proust Malone posted:

I�m sorry comrades, I actually really like mine and have lost a bunch of weight because of it. make sure to log the loss of the final ~12lbs for me please.

i really have to know, are the classes as hammy as that one commercial with the beyonce song makes them seem?

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:45

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Wheeee posted:

looked those up and lol it's gimmicky trash for rich idiots

just get a fuckin concept2

They're massively overpriced but whatever. They're about the same cost as a Ford f150 lift kit and just as useful.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:45

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1351637249910218752

lmao, removed from this detail but not their jobs.

hmm it says here, pvt.... eichmann? it says here, private eichmann, that you like to hang out with a group called "hitlers #1 best bros". im sorry, but we can't have this in my troop on jan 20. we can have it on jan 21 though. see you in two days

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:49

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

Chillgamesh posted:

hmm it says here, pvt.... eichmann? it says here, private eichmann, that you like to hang out with a group called "hitlers #1 best bros". im sorry, but we can't have this in my troop on jan 20. we can have it on jan 21 though. see you in two days

give yourself a long weekend, private. consider it a paid holiday

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:50

Pingui: Jun 4, 2006; WTF?

Chillgamesh posted:

hmm it says here, pvt.... eichmann? it says here, private eichmann, that you like to hang out with a group called "hitlers #1 best bros". im sorry, but we can't have this in my troop on jan 20. we can have it on jan 21 though. see you ~~in two days~~ tomorrow

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:54

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Lib and let die posted:

i really have to know, are the classes as hammy as that one commercial with the beyonce song makes them seem?

they vary by instructor. there�s one dude who is super queeny and his classes are like that. Others are less hammy.

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:54

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Lib and let die posted:

you haven't harmed yourself until you've seen the commercials for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs

:lmao:

torn between disgust at how stupid this product is and respect at how brilliant this product is

# ? Jan 20, 2021 00:55

Pingui: Jun 4, 2006; WTF?

Wheeee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijof8uw4OHs

torn between disgust at how stupid this product is and respect at how brilliant this product is

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/dec/04/peloton-backlash-sexist-dystopian-exercise-bike-christmas-advert posted:

Peloton loses $1.5bn in value over 'dystopian, sexist' exercise bike ad
Shares slide amid backlash to Christmas advert in which man buys partner exercise bike

lol

# ? Jan 20, 2021 01:01