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Heather Papps: hello friend

now i know all about formula 1 racing. i didn't before a hour or so ago. why?

did you know that there is a thing that is called a "super license" that is required to compete in formula 1 races. it can cost almost a million dollars!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 19, 2021 23:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:46

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

For those of you in need of acquiring the jazz cabbage:

May she bless you with abundance.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:14

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

got my first live rosin cart. it's Banana and tastes like dirt but it's v good

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jan 20, 2021 02:16

Evan Jellicle

all aboard the dab train
choom choom

Thank you CoG for this crisp winter sig!

# ? Jan 22, 2021 07:23

Kazinsal

have not done a weed since high school and that was some really lovely stuff that didn't seem to do much even then. bought a few 2.5mg edibles and tried one tonight. didn't seem to do much so maybe 5 mg is a better place?

took about an hour to feel it and then I was just kinda relaxed and funny things were funnier for about another hour and now I'm just back to normal

# ? Jan 22, 2021 08:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

sounds bunk friend. how full were u when u first dosed

# ? Jan 22, 2021 08:45

Kazinsal

prepuce repurposed posted:

sounds bunk friend. how full were u when u first dosed

pretty full, had a sandwich about an hour beforehand, that'd probably have something to do with it eh

# ? Jan 22, 2021 08:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

wait it out. If u wake up baked u should just go back 2 sleep. That's The best part

If not call the cops :cop:

# ? Jan 22, 2021 09:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Kazinsal posted:

have not done a weed since high school and that was some really lovely stuff that didn't seem to do much even then. bought a few 2.5mg edibles and tried one tonight. didn't seem to do much so maybe 5 mg is a better place?

took about an hour to feel it and then I was just kinda relaxed and funny things were funnier for about another hour and now I'm just back to normal

5mg is the minimum psychoactive dose of d9-THC so I recommend 10mg to start of you want to feel things for about two hours.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 15:34

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Do not play fuuuuuck around and find out with edible weed. Especially don't add horks of vape to that equation.
I know you're going to green out at some point, we all have, so if you feel reality melting and perception echoes and all that, drink water, cronch some peppercorns and take a shower. Call a friendly voice. You'll be okay.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 17:15

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Take your meds, drink more water, and finish your homework.

Auntie Six wants you all to do well :love:

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 22, 2021 17:19

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Do not Maureen Dowd yourself because the next day your pee will smell exactly like freshly harvested weed.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 22:52

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Being around weed all the time has given me a "scent-blindness" to the common musk of weed but now I can instantly detect the different terpines between different strains. Some smell like grapes or licorice and coffee even... its amazing

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 23, 2021 00:46

Vei

Dick Bastardly posted:

Being around weed all the time has given me a "scent-blindness" to the common musk of weed but now I can instantly detect the different terpines between different strains. Some smell like grapes or licorice and coffee even... its amazing

same .....

i have like 2 bowls left of pre98 bubba kush and it has the greatest coffee-ish smell ever ._,

# ? Jan 23, 2021 01:37

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

everybody shut the gently caress up and turn the sound on for this:

https://twitter.com/jusdaydreamin/status/1352513803855015936?s=20

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

smells like a forest nymph's butthole :shrug:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 23, 2021 08:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

thinkin bout smonking it :hmmorks:

# ? Jan 23, 2021 08:56

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Maybe don't get super high and finally start reading that horror book you've been meaning to get to all these years.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 15:25

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Sorry you lost me at "don't get super high"

# ? Jan 23, 2021 17:05

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Oh no don't get me wrong, DO get Super High, just don't also creep yourself right the gently caress out.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 23, 2021 17:10

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

High reading that is not creepy: the Tiffany Aching books

# ? Jan 23, 2021 17:22

Papa Was A Video Toaster

How does anyone get scared by a book? Just close your eyes and the scary thing is gone.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 17:25

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

TVsVeryOwn posted:

How does anyone get scared by a book? Just close your eyes and the scary thing is gone.

JUST TURN AROUND hahaha

# ? Jan 23, 2021 19:24

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

I've done so much Jack Herer in my life I feel beholden to his legacy

# ? Jan 24, 2021 05:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2021 03:12

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Heather Papps posted:

About a 4.5

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:02

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

TheShrike posted:

About a 4.5

Do better, we gotta smoke our way to 69 (the weed number)

# ? Jan 25, 2021 04:08

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*stretches out in thread like climbing into a well-used hammock*

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 26, 2021 20:56

Papa Was A Video Toaster

it's cold, but i will hammock literally

# ? Jan 26, 2021 21:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

the trick to snow ham mocking is figuring out the right size fire underneath. START VERY VERY SMALL

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jan 26, 2021 22:05

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Welp, that typo is a keeper.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 22:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

the trick to snow ham mocking is figuring out the right size fire underneath. START VERY VERY SMALL

snow hams are what i call my extremely white butt during the winter months please don't mock

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 26, 2021 22:11

Stoner Sloth

Heather Papps posted:

snow hams are what i call my extremely white butt during the winter months please don't mock

Heather Papps inadvertently cosplaying beloved simpsons character principal skinner every time he uses a sauna

also hi friends, had some hash beer last night and it was good and got me quite nicely too high to post in byob

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