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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

be sure to stay for the after credits sequence hinting at the next film: return of frodo

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I’m just a Beren looking 4 his Luthien :pray:

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
So does everyone in Middle Earth owe Sam and Frodo blowjobs at least? '


And what about Upper Earth and Lower Earth? Are they ever mentioned?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Hackers film 1995 posted:

be sure to stay for the after credits sequence hinting at the next film: return of frodo


I thought it was The Adventures of Tom Bombadil??

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


luchajones posted:

And what about Upper Earth and Lower Earth? Are they ever mentioned?
Oh you mean the swarthy brown people

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Those Elves seem to be huge racists. Didnt they turn the world round and make their island float so they didnt have to be around "those" people?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Taintrunner posted:

holy poo poo that ending for return of the king really goes on for a bit, don't it

which one lol

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1351738340257632261?s=19

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

> Walk into Mordor:ovr:

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I would’ve just given Sauron the ring and in exchange he’d have to promise not to be mean

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

luchajones posted:

So does everyone in Middle Earth owe Sam and Frodo blowjobs at least? '


And what about Upper Earth and Lower Earth? Are they ever mentioned?

The upper earth is Beleriand and it fell into the ocean after Sauron's Boss got an rear end whooping.

The lower earth is called the Dark Land because there's literally less light down there (thanks to being farther from the light sources in Arda's pre-spherical planetoid days) and who the gently caress knows what else.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

I can't recall exactly when, but it's in one of Aragorn's ending scnes, there's a fantastically smug elf.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Randarkman posted:

I can't recall exactly when, but it's in one of Aragorn's ending scnes, there's a fantastically smug elf.



All the elves in the movies are sassy bitches and I love it.

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


super sweet best pal posted:

> Walk into Mordor:ovr:

Unknown direction "into"

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
"Sam and Frodo go to White Castle" would have been a better movie.

Hell, "Sam and Frodo" would have been good as well. Driving their car off a cliff into the lava would have made a great ending.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Hackers film 1995 posted:

be sure to stay for the after credits sequence hinting at the next film: return of frodo

Sam Jackson sitting in Bilbo's hobbit house waiting for Frodo

"I'm here to talk to you about the avengers initiative..."

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Shot for shot remake of Brokeback Mountain but it’s Sam and Frodo and Anne Hathaway is replaced by Gandalf

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Let's all make a crazy pact here and now that if we ever seize control of a TV station and hijack a live satellite broadcast that Jay's Vlog is getting some serious play.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

reignofevil posted:

Let's all make a crazy pact here and now that if we ever seize control of a TV station and hijack a live satellite broadcast that Jay's Vlog is getting some serious play.

Excuse me. We all know what we're playing.

https://i.imgur.com/tLdaz8C.mp4

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

Excuse me. We all know what we're playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwcUsHKFA8

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
WRONG YOU FUCKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOIK35iilQ8&t=4s

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

Excuse me. We all know what we're playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urjlv-cWHhE

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
They need to re-release their old videos in high quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujjpkMIfWd4

240p!?!?!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mike is thrice the man he used to be

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

















Jay and Mike are looking different, did they change their hair?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION



super sweet best pal posted:

So the fairies aren't fairies in the new adaptation? That's like taking He-Man and putting him in suburban America.

yeah they're turning it into a completely generic magic teens story.

For those not in the know, this is the upcoming Netflix original, Fate: The Winx Saga



It's based on this classic Italian Cartoon, Winx Club



Winx purists are upset.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gripweed posted:

yeah they're turning it into a completely generic magic teens story.

For those not in the know, this is the upcoming Netflix original, Fate: The Winx Saga



It's based on this classic Italian Cartoon, Winx Club



Winx purists are upset.

yeah but when the gently caress are they hexing the moon

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Yeah it's 3:45 and then a gonzo amount of credits and thank yous.

Like 300 names on screen at any given time for at least 30 minutes.

Yeah it's basically like "stay after the movie for a free concert if you want"

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Sir Lemming posted:

Yeah it's basically like "stay after the movie for a free concert if you want"

Did the special editions ever play theatrically? I think the wall-of-nerds credits was only acceptable since they knew it would only ever be seen in people's houses where they have the option to turn it off at any time.

(The first season of the MST3K reboot also had ridiculously long credits for all the crowdfunders, and that was after they managed to break up the names over the entire 14 episodes of the season.)

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

LanceHunter posted:


(The first season of the MST3K reboot also had ridiculously long credits for all the crowdfunders, and that was after they managed to break up the names over the entire 14 episodes of the season.)

Those fools!

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Rewatching the Godzilla HITB and this dumb piece of poo poo said this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwe8XDVcw_0&t=980s


HOW?!?!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/SWTweets/status/1351679011403907072?s=20

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

When? When the gently caress did he even attempt to do that?! WHEN YOU FUCKS?!?!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


big "dumbledore was always gay" energy

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Fun Fact: Vader’s noble sacrifice was completely in vain!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Jesus fuckin christ. Stuff like that just totally undermines some of the messages and themes of the movie.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.



Wow, seems like a dumb idiot.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Wow, this poo poo is extremely dumb.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Kill this guy who will betray me? Or spend a whole lot of effort setting up a post-failure plan for when he betrays me?

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gripweed posted:

yeah they're turning it into a completely generic magic teens story.

For those not in the know, this is the upcoming Netflix original, Fate: The Winx Saga



It's based on this classic Italian Cartoon, Winx Club



Winx purists are upset.

What was the young adult show where the Salem magic teen witches worked as an elite black ops unit of the US military

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