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fatherofmustard: May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/FortuneKK0327/status/1352243236463468544

# ? Jan 21, 2021 16:52

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# ? May 11, 2024 09:34

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

flatluigi posted:

funney suicide hotline joke right here

i think it was just because ricochet�s name is trevor

# ? Jan 21, 2021 16:53

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

jesus WEP posted:

i think it was just because ricochet�s name is trevor

Amazing that he still manages to only be the second worst person with that name

# ? Jan 21, 2021 16:55

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

fatherofmustard posted:

https://twitter.com/FortuneKK0327/status/1352243236463468544

# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:17

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

frankenfreak posted:

Congrats to new NXT Japan GM Kenta Kobashi

# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:37

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Rarity posted:

Congrats to new NXT Japan GM Kenta Kobashi

I was thunking more about Bushiroad and WWE affiliates in the same picture.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 17:56

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

frankenfreak posted:

I was thunking more about Bushiroad and WWE affiliates in the same picture.

I was thinking that NJPW would object but they are just owned by Bushiroad.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 18:18

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

https://twitter.com/cyberkongDG/status/1352149312419991552?s=19

Takashi Yoshida likes apples.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 18:34

fatherofmustard: May 15, 2018

https://twitter.com/KENTAG2S/status/1352292642772672512

# ? Jan 21, 2021 20:58

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

jesus WEP posted:

i think it was just because ricochet�s name is trevor

It's this. I honestly didn't know it was a suicide hotline and now I feel bad.

# ? Jan 21, 2021 20:59

boxcarhobo: Jun 23, 2005

fatherofmustard posted:

https://twitter.com/KENTAG2S/status/1352292642772672512

i know its probably just because he never wants anything to do with wwe again but this is some real HEEL poo poo KENTA SHES THE BEST

# ? Jan 21, 2021 21:04

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Endless Mike posted:

It's this. I honestly didn't know it was a suicide hotline and now I feel bad.

It�s specifically for at-risk LGBTQ people under twenty-five. My spouse has volunteered for years.

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

# ? Jan 21, 2021 21:07

the escape goat: Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/__akuma/status/1352359334106304516?s=21

# ? Jan 22, 2021 02:25

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1352650578095124483

# ? Jan 22, 2021 17:27

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Awww ...

https://twitter.com/DiamanteLAX/status/1352649970923536388?s=20

# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:00

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/OfficialTAZ/status/1352650578095124483

Taz being an okay dude who loves his large adult sons is a fun development

# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:24

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

hook looks exactly like if you put a baby filter on Taz, it rules

# ? Jan 22, 2021 18:26

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

WWE is on a hiring spree. Especially for the women.

https://twitter.com/wonf4w/status/1352670878564184066?s=21

# ? Jan 22, 2021 19:25

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

My heart will break when Yuka Sakazaki signs as part of WWEs hiring spree of Joshi

# ? Jan 22, 2021 19:37

boxcarhobo: Jun 23, 2005

TV Zombie posted:

My heart will break when Yuka Sakazaki signs as part of WWEs hiring spree of Joshi

please dont put that kind of bad vibe out into the world

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:01

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

TV Zombie posted:

My heart will break when Yuka Sakazaki signs as part of WWEs hiring spree of Joshi

Sorry guys, turns out Yuka was Always Bad.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:03

Ganso Bomb: Oct 24, 2005; turn it all around

There are a bunch of good women's wrestlers who work Booker's promotion and it'd be a bummer if they all get lost in the WWE shuffle

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:10

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Pylons posted:

Sorry guys, turns out Yuka was Always Bad.

She would be if she really ran to New York because she fears a dentist / segment host.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:46

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:48

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dacap posted:

# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:01

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

We really need an "Oh Dave" emoji

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1352710606026018816?s=20

# ? Jan 22, 2021 21:13

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

We seem to be heading back towards "I hosed your mom" Marko.

https://twitter.com/realmarkostunt/status/1352742494270840832

# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:27

Lead Pipe Cinch: Mar 10, 2003; Heavy Metal Bakesale

https://twitter.com/santana_proud/status/1352759975991504901?s=21

# ? Jan 23, 2021 00:33

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/santana_proud/status/1352759975991504901?s=21

Trios tournament when?!!!

# ? Jan 23, 2021 00:37

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Trios tournament when?!!!

Bernie would bring a different style to the mix:

# ? Jan 23, 2021 01:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/santana_proud/status/1352759975991504901?s=21

I will never see anything more beautiful than thi-

frankenfreak posted:

Bernie would bring a different style to the mix:

Nevermind. :swoon:

# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:15

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/01/aj-styles-on-if-he-was-close-to-leaving-wwe-for-aew/

quote:

AJ Styles On If He Was Close To Leaving WWE For AEW

AJ Styles recently spoke with Graham Matthews of Bleacher Report and said he was not close to leaving WWE in 2019 to reunite The Bullet Club in AEW.

There had been rumors on Styles� first WWE contract expiring in 2019, along with current Impact World Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers. Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson ended up leaving in April 2020, and admitted that they made a mistake by not leaving earlier when they had the chance. There were rumors of Styles, Gallows and Anderson debuting together on the first episode of AEW Dynamite, but Styles says he wasn�t close to leaving WWE.

�Like I said, this is a business,� Styles said. �I�m going to go where business is best for AJ Styles. I like WWE. I like everything about it. And I know it. I�m used to it. I don�t want to leave. This is a business, though. This is what we do for a living. Was it close? I wouldn�t say it was close for me. Like I said, I want to be in WWE.

�The situation with Gallows and Anderson, you know, with everything that�s going on, they should have went ahead and went that route when their second contracts came around. But hindsight is 20/20. You�ve read the dirt sheets and whatnot, and you know how pissed I was about the whole situation. Not at them, but at the situation. I think they�re happier doing what they�re doing now. If that�s the case, then I�m happy for them and, like I said, everything happens for a reason.�

The Bullet Club ended up reuniting on AEW Dynamite earlier this month, with Gallows, Anderson, AEW World Tag Team Champions The Young Bucks, AEW World Champion Kenny Omega, but no Styles. AJ commented on how joining the stable after debuting in NJPW changed his career for the better and took him to the next level, and said he�s happy for his friends in other companies.

�It�s one of those things where it�s like, �How did this get over so well?�,� AJ said. �It�s because you had guys that genuinely wanted to hang out together. We weren�t just together when it came to wrestling. We were together outside of the wrestling ring, too.

�We were actually hanging out, and I think that�s why it worked so well for us at that time. We all hang out together, so seeing those guys, I�m happy for them. It�s cool they�re able to continue what they started, whenever it was.�

The 43 year old Styles signed a new multi-year contract with WWE in 2019 and previously said this will be his final contract as a pro wrestler. There�s still no word on how many years the deal is for, but it could be for 3 years or 5, or somewhere in between, meaning AJ could potentially retire as early as 2022. AJ says he will retire whenever it feels right.

�It�s really whenever it feels right,� AJ said after asked when he will hang up the boots. �Some days, I feel like I can go five, six more years. And then some years I�m like, �Oh, man, I can be done this year.� As you get older, it�s just changing. You have to listen to your body and figure out what it can do next.

�With my style, it�s a bit different, so I like to push it still to this day. I�m going to go as long as I can, as long as I can stay healthy and see what happens and where it takes us.�

Styles is currently scheduled to participate in the 30-Man Royal Rumble Match at the WWE Royal Rumble pay-per-view on January 31.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:37

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/testifydvon/status/1352353351648899072?s=21

# ? Jan 23, 2021 02:58

PunkBoy: Aug 22, 2008; You wanna get through this?

Jerusalem posted:

I will never see anything more beautiful than thi-

Nevermind.

https://twitter.com/blackdragonroll/status/1352784838357614593

# ? Jan 23, 2021 03:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

gently caress 'im up, Bernie! :woop:

# ? Jan 23, 2021 04:07

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

ICR posted:

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/01/aj-styles-on-if-he-was-close-to-leaving-wwe-for-aew/

I don't mean this because he likes the company or re-signed, those were the right moves for him.

But reading this you really grasp what a profoundly dumb person AJ Styles is.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 04:09

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/testifydvon/status/1352353351648899072?s=21

this is an exceedingly lovely thing to joke about, gently caress d-von

# ? Jan 23, 2021 11:48

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

D-von has the grossest bladed forehead in wrestling

# ? Jan 23, 2021 12:04

Hedgehog Pie: May 19, 2012; Total fuckin' silence.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

D-von has the grossest bladed forehead in wrestling

Since the bad gimmick tournament died, this would be a worthy replacement.

# ? Jan 23, 2021 12:17

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Seams: Feb 3, 2005; ROCK HARD

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