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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:summer 2022 should be relatively safe, so long as your booster vaccine is sponsored by a large corporation So how long does the vaccine confer immunity? If its less that 6 months then we are up poo poo creek.
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i HAD A HOLIDAY AS A TOO OLD TEENAGER AT A NUTLINS NEAR THE ELECTRIC BRAE
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Jan 23, 2021 00:42
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Ever realise you never read the posts before posting?
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Jan 23, 2021 00:43
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we played jackbox 3 for the sister in laws birthday, it was fun
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Jan 23, 2021 00:50
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Is that the lass you've pretty much never posted anything positive about? Interesting, and nice, if all it takes to get along is to get rid of each other for a bit.
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Jan 23, 2021 01:04
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Bobby Deluxe posted:we played jackbox 3 for the sister in laws birthday, it was fun did she comprehend the many various homers
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Jan 23, 2021 01:04
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it is, im am definitely being far less of a poo poo about her now we have some distance
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can any of us truly say we comprehend homar
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I actually have a zoom quiz on a wednesday gently caress that. I have many male cousins, they will paint themselves as progressives, one of them is married and has kids. Another is getting married soon. But I know Exactly how they are when they talk amongst one another. When I told my younger sister how I was struggling to find things to do during lockdown/ingeneral apart from drink, she said 'oh the boys are having a quiz night' why not join that?! I hate you james/charlies/paul. At least I am honest how much of a perv I am. I do not hide it. These men are pricks because on the surface they paint a picture of being 'normal' and they will defend one another. loving hate my cousins for being liars I do.
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yeah I think its a different quiz
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Jan 23, 2021 01:48
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kecske posted:I'd even take a butlins or hoseasons weekend Whoa now, let's not say things we'll regret.
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I slept like poo poo last night, been awake since half 2 and now I've got brain fuzz and a distinct lack of sugary products to consume  But hey, not like I had anything to do anyway!
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Ratjaculation posted:I slept like poo poo last night, been awake since half 2 and now I've got brain fuzz and a distinct lack of sugary products to consume I got extremely drunk and sent a bunch of embarassing messages to a friend of my parents lmao
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Ratjaculation posted:I slept like poo poo last night, been awake since half 2 and now I've got brain fuzz and a distinct lack of sugary products to consume This is normal hangover behavoir for me. Next time you are going to feel this poo poo plan ahead and put a calyppo in the freezer. Jose posted:I got extremely drunk and sent a bunch of embarassing messages to a friend of my parents lmao This is also normal hangover behavoir 4 me. scrolling through phone, wtf did I msg last night?? :O EDIT: 4 joses msg, a friend of my mums came and visited me when I was in mental hospital in 2001 or so. at the time I resented it, someone else I had to talk to. Now I appreachiate it. Anyway whilst drunk I sent her a gushing msg telling her how much I appreciateded it. I have not heard back god kill me. Cyril Sneeer fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Jan 23, 2021 |
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Jan 23, 2021 12:08
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I am never looking at those messages lol
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Jan 23, 2021 12:10
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There's a definite art to looking past your phone so you can clear your notifications without reading all of the messages telling you to go to sleep and get help.
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Jan 23, 2021 12:15
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NotJustANumber99 posted:What's for tea? Soss and mash OP. In a big old mound with the sausages sticking out like in that Beano or Dandy
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Jan 23, 2021 12:17
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When I was single drunk me was very good at deleting evidence on my side so I'd wake up to disgusted replies with no context what I sent
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Jan 23, 2021 12:20
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Am I the only person that doesn't find the thought of drinking alone at home appealing? I drink a lot (far more than is healthy) - but classic binge drink/socialise style. I'm basically doing dry lockdown. Had a couple of glasses of wine on Xmas day and 2 x beers on NYE, but otherwise haven't drank since 11 Dec.
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^ That's a good place to be in all things considered. For me, I've been an alcoholic since I was 16 (the bad kind of alcoholic, not the woo I'm such an alcoholic kind of alcoholic) and I'd be lying if I said it hadn't wrecked my life even before the pandemic. Yeah, it's poo poo, but my body is accustomed to poo poo now. It's probably done me worse than all other drugs I've taken combined, though to be fair I've never kept a formal league table. Ratjaculation posted:When I was single drunk me was very good at deleting evidence on my side so I'd wake up to disgusted replies with no context what I sent 
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Jan 23, 2021 12:27
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I never understood drunk texting. When you're shitfaced how do you muster the effort to pull out our phobe and hit all the tiny lovely touch keys? now drunk posting on the other hand 
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Strategic Tea posted:I never understood drunk texting. When you're shitfaced how do you muster the effort to pull out our phobe and hit all the tiny lovely touch keys?
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Jan 23, 2021 12:41
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Imagine drunk posting. But horny...
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Jan 23, 2021 12:44
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Ewan posted:Am I the only person that doesn't find the thought of drinking alone at home appealing? you are, yes. you are the One
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Jan 23, 2021 12:48
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did you k now that Neo in the Martix is as analgram of One :headexplode:
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Jan 23, 2021 12:51
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Ewan posted:It's usually a failed attempt at a booty call. This was a woman 250 miles away from me lol. Also quite a lot older
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Jan 23, 2021 12:54
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Jose posted:This was a woman 250 miles away from me lol. Also quite a lot older Wasshe willing to peg u? be honest.
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Jose posted:This was a woman 250 miles away from me lol. Also quite a lot older My record booty call distance is 1000km. Suppose it was more of a 'hookup weekend' but same same. Only downside was I got really bad shits and spent most of it on the toilet - I braved a walk to a restaurant 300m away but that didn't last long. She was very nice and understanding about it though.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:05
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I dont think I asked that
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Ewan posted:My record booty call distance is 1000km. Suppose it was more of a 'hookup weekend' but same same. Lol
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Jan 23, 2021 13:06
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its 4:30 in the morning and I'm thinking of making another cup of tea
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Jan 23, 2021 13:26
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I remember picking my younger sisters booty-call up from maidstone east once. He was ok, alothough did not like the radio station I was listening to. On the way home he listened to whatever.
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Jan 23, 2021 13:29
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thats not a UK time zone I'm calling Nigel
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Jan 23, 2021 13:30
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lol acting as chauffeur to some rando who banged your sister
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Jan 23, 2021 13:30
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Cyril you should sell some of your stories to Brazzers as I'm fairly sure they love that sort of thing these days
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Jan 23, 2021 13:36
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sounds more Viz tbh
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Jan 23, 2021 13:38
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yo I loving hate the whole cuck/beta/simp memes and everything associated with them but drat if they aren't the only proper word for a dude who picks up his sister's boytoys from maidstone in his car
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Ratjaculation posted:Cyril you should sell some of your stories to Brazzers as I'm fairly sure they love that sort of thing these days I am holding out for bobby to buy my stories.
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just want to say Cyril I'm absolutely not making any irl judgements about you its just the situation you described is loving hilarious in the abstract to do list: 1) greengrocer 2) petrol 3) pick up sister's fuckbuddy from maidstone
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