What would trump have done if he were still prez This poll is closed. |
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bombed the boat |
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10 | 10.53% |
told the beautiful boaters to ram the boat |
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45 | 47.37% |
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40 | 42.11% |
Total: | 95 votes |
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MadJackal posted:This little domestic terrorist cutie is just addicted to crimes. this guy was posting on the covid thread about how he got the first shot of the vaccine and was already firing up his tinder lol
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 20:13 |
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thanks for explaining it to me guys. i think I’m starting to understand the mysteries of number
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BAE OF PIGS posted:Youre "selling" shares now that you don't have and "buying" them back later when the price dropped. basically you borrow a stock from entity X at the current price, sell it to entity Y (at the current price) then promise to sell it back to X in the future for the price at that time. So you borrow a stock from X for 50 bucks, sell it to Y for 50 bucks, and the contract with X says that you sell it back to them after like 30 days or something, so if the stock drops to 25 bucks after 30 days, you buy it back from Y for 25 bucks, X then buys it back at the current price of 25 bucks and you made 25 bucks on the price difference.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:cool dinosaur cropped the huge pancake nips. shameful.
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VideoKid posted:thanks for explaining it to me guys. i think I’m starting to understand the mysteries of number give me your money bitch
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Plinkey posted:basically you borrow a stock from entity X at the current price, sell it to entity Y (at the current price) then promise to sell it back to X in the future for the price at that time. Sounds like a really smart way to run the global economy
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cumshitter posted:give me your money bitch i found a dime on the sidewalk today, what does that get me?
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VideoKid posted:I’ve read several explanations on what short selling is and for the life of me I just don’t get it. Short selling is essentially Wimpy from Popeye. He wants a hamburger now (which is currently $2) and will pay you back on Tuesday by buying a hamburger on sale for $1 and giving it to whoever gave him the burger and that makes him a dollar. Well technically in this particular analogy he's just saving a dollar, but in real life he'd sell the $2 burger someone gave him.
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That's the slightest goddamned bit of effort away from being actually tasty that might be the most frustrating one you've posted so far
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cumshitter posted:give me your money bitch I’m broke ![]()
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Ghost of RBG posted:this guy was posting on the covid thread about how he got the first shot of the vaccine and was already firing up his tinder lol Lol, and he's in the trump thread getting horny for the terrorist chick now
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I;m thinking about thos beans Rosaritas
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Plinkey posted:i found a dime on the sidewalk today, what does that get me? eat poo poo, poor
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a.lo posted:
Jesus christ
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Bert Roberge posted:Remember the terrible deluge of pro-Iraq War bootleg Bart Simpson shirts? these are great
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free a.lo, we're all just trying to get by in these times
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Lol
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I’m just surprised game stop is still in business.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:free a.lo, we're all just trying to get by in these times
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VideoKid posted:I’m just surprised game stop is still in business.
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the milk machine posted:Crack that trump
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VideoKid posted:I’m just surprised game stop is still in business. so are the insanely owned hedge fund dweebs
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just getting caught up on the news about GameStop and that hedge fund getting owned lmao
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Bert Roberge posted:Remember the terrible deluge of pro-Iraq War bootleg Bart Simpson shirts? I endorse this event or product
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VideoKid posted:I’m just surprised game stop is still in business. basically a lot of their stock got bought by the founder of chewy or something, and he put some people the board to move them from brick and mortar to online, funding esports...etc. and apparently planned to short the stock during the restructuring, reddit found out and starting buying the stock to run up the value, and it's gone up something like 2600% in the first 3 weeks of the year. ![]()
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Google Butt posted:so are the insanely owned hedge fund dweebs Stop. Gameshop. Shut 'em down? Open up, shop! Oh, no! Crying hedge fund bros.
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So a hedge fund doesn't do anything except it's supposed to give a better return than the market average. If a hedge fund loses all of its clients money then why would anyone try and keep that hedge fund going? Why not start a new one, with different people that didn't lose all of their clients money yet?
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VideoKid posted:I’m just surprised game stop is still in business. I think the funnier thing is that so called economic people think a company with a business model based on buying used games from local kids and then reselling them is going to go entirely into online sales
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Vim Fuego posted:So a hedge fund doesn't do anything except it's supposed to give a better return than the market average. If a hedge fund loses all of its clients money then why would anyone try and keep that hedge fund going? Why not start a new one, with different people that didn't lose all of their clients money yet? ![]() How old were you in 2008?
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https://twitter.com/Borys_Kit/status/1353840058734788610 Lovecraft country owns so I'm down with this
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TMMadman posted:I think the funnier thing is that so called economic people think a company with a business model based on buying used games from local kids and then reselling them is going to go entirely into online sales Probably like once a year I'll get the impulse "maybe I should go into gamestop" when I'm shopping somewhere near where there is one. I am here to urge anyone who ever also feels that impulse to utterly ignore it. There is nothing of value in those stores anymore.
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Vim Fuego posted:So a hedge fund doesn't do anything except it's supposed to give a better return than the market average. If a hedge fund loses all of its clients money then why would anyone try and keep that hedge fund going? Why not start a new one, with different people that didn't lose all of their clients money yet? Because it's too big to fail.
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Vim Fuego posted:So a hedge fund doesn't do anything except it's supposed to give a better return than the market average. If a hedge fund loses all of its clients money then why would anyone try and keep that hedge fund going? Why not start a new one, with different people that didn't lose all of their clients money yet? I’m gonna assume it’s a money laundering scheme.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Probably like once a year I'll get the impulse "maybe I should go into gamestop" when I'm shopping somewhere near where there is one. I am here to urge anyone who ever also feels that impulse to utterly ignore it. I haven’t passed one in years. I really thought they went out of business.
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 20:13 |
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Vim Fuego posted:So a hedge fund doesn't do anything except it's supposed to give a better return than the market average. If a hedge fund loses all of its clients money then why would anyone try and keep that hedge fund going? Why not start a new one, with different people that didn't lose all of their clients money yet? finance folk always help each other out in times of need. it's a relationship based industry
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