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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

shyduck posted:

jcpenney

lol they're out of business

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Wrex Ruckus posted:

Is there any way to add a gamestop explanation to the OP? It gets asked every couple pages

link me the best explanation and ill add it

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

like i don't have any money in any stocks or options or anything -- i store value in cryogenically frozen digiorno's pizza -- but this is too goddamn funny.

Pretty sure that's delivery.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


PawParole posted:

lol they're out of business
perfect time to buy!

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

Uh oh the lower class is getting richer capitalism must be broken!

What an astonishing statement. These people love telling on themselves.

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Everyone itt posting on their blackberry? Love that stock

MEGA THREAD RETARD
Jan 26, 2021

by vyelkin

PawParole posted:

lol they're out of business

Hard pass. Can we find a company that's out of business AND is richly laden with massive, non-dischargeable liabilities

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
The guy's name is Boneparth lol

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Empress Brosephine posted:

Sure download robinhood buy stocks in gamestop watch your money double

It's this, but for money

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


soup. posted:

Don't gently caress with those.

That's everything you need to know.

thank you godspeed


can you sell whenever you want/instantaneously on robinhood?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

Gio posted:

i had a big “ehhh...no” once they asked for my SSN

that's required though

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
so now all these reddit mememillionaires have enough capital to do this again but a thousand times harder

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


pigz posted:

Uh oh the lower class is getting richer capitalism must be broken!

What an astonishing statement. These people love telling on themselves.

it's great. the point of capitalism is to accumulate wealth in the hands of the capitalists. any gains for anyone else are incidental or a result of struggle

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

anime was right posted:

link me the best explanation and ill add it
i just tossed a few on there

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shyduck posted:

where should i put 100 dollars

still gme, surprisingly

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



soup. posted:

It's exactly like a pump and dump, except you're pulling the car over and, kidnapping the worst loving people in the world off the street, and forcing them to pay your gas money as you drive around randomly at insane speeds before gunning it off a cliff, either walking away after bailing in time and lighting a cigarette without even looking back or going over the loving thing and exploding along with your kidnapped passengers.

Sounds lit.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
that william legate guy is a dumbass, just fyi

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Stereotype posted:

so now all these reddit mememillionaires have enough capital to do this again but a thousand times harder

lmao cool a positive feedback loop

MEGA THREAD RETARD
Jan 26, 2021

by vyelkin

Fame Douglas posted:

Pretty sure that's delivery.

Invest in the pizza for a hedge, don't ever take delivery. What are you, pork belly merchants

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Torpor posted:

everything is gonna turnaround tomorrow and we will be crying, but tonight we are happy

not me i dont have a stock yet

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

KaptainKrunk posted:

it's great. the point of capitalism is to accumulate wealth in the hands of the capitalists. any gains for anyone else are incidental or a result of struggle

Good point 👉.

I guess his real complaint is that he might have to admit the riff raff to his exclusive club.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao cool a positive feedback loop

This.... But unironically?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

mycomancy posted:

Dumb question: good idea to short Melvin Capital stock?

if you could, but it's not publicly traded

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
millions of wsb morons meme'ing every hedge fund out of existence lmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Stereotype posted:

so now all these reddit mememillionaires have enough capital to do this again but a thousand times harder

👀

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Raskolnikov38 posted:

millions of wsb morons meme'ing every hedge fund out of existence lmao

hell, i wish them luck

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
a bone and his money are soon parthed

Shitpostradomus
Sep 19, 2020

by sebmojo

sleep with the vicious posted:

Everyone itt posting on their blackberry? Love that stock

you'd be correct under any circumstance that isn't this.

welcome to the "do you have a ticker that can be a funny joke" bubble.

Press Ford to pay respects.

MEGA THREAD RETARD
Jan 26, 2021

by vyelkin

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

can you sell whenever you want/instantaneously on robinhood?

No idea I use a terminal. But probably. After a training wheels period or whatever incredibly easy hoops they're apparently requiring of my pot smoking nephew thousandaires.

Wait until market opens before trading. After Hours is called Amateur Hour for a reason. Volume is too low for real price discovery. Usually. Things are weird, now.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
that hedge fund absolutely got their poo poo pushed in, but bitcoin promoter blue check guy has no idea what moves they made over the past few trading sessions, stop posting his stupid tweets

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


:qq: god imagine being mad about real people taking money from wall street

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


lumpentroll posted:

that's required though

i know.

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



mycomancy posted:

Dumb question: good idea to short Melvin Capital stock?

I'm in ur base, shortin ur stock

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Relevant Tangent posted:

still gme, surprisingly

It's over 200 a share now, lol.

My gambling money limit won't allow me to buy too much more of it.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yes you can sell instantly on rh

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

anime was right posted:

link me the best explanation and ill add it

Definitely add a link to that Yolo youtube ticker page

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Also a number of them seem to have a healthy understanding that these big money institutions should be destroyed in favor of creating a more equitable society.

Also the ones who don't are Palmer Lucky dumdum types

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
Selling at $420.68 to beat the memers

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
Ok i have weed money in the game now, 1 share GME 1 share BB 8 shares AMC let us gogogogogo

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


ram dass in hell posted:

Ok i have weed money in the game now, 1 share GME 1 share BB 8 shares AMC let us gogogogogo

Prepare to chief

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